FabSwingers.com forum: Sad dads (and mums)

By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

When I hit fatherhood at 39 I ditched the old ways and became an out and out, sad wanker.

Boyzone became great again

Celine was now relevant

White socks were in fashion

I even acquired a best friend along the way who, my comparison, is sadder than me.

I spend most of my days taking the piss out of people i meet or work with, making up somewhat dark and entertaining nicknames for them.

I've even gone as far as to put own compilation videos together of all the sad, depraved and humorous shite we made up every month to the point were we seriously will consider putting up mock flyers to a convention for sad wankers like us (SadCon 2022)

My missus has threatened to leave me for someone more mature, My child looks at me stupid most days whilst acting like me other days wandering round making silly noises and generally being antagonising to her older brother.

I use words like "off the chain", "superheat" and "swish" in a desperate attempt to look cool

I refuse to believe I'm one of a minority here. Does anyone else class themselves as a sad bastard?

If so, let's talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if it’s the same thing about when I started into my 40s I had a massive mid-life crisis and joined Fab to shag random women off t’internet. If that’s kind of the same thing, I’ll join the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit fatherhood at 20 so I was an immature idiot anyway, that's never changed really...I do have the whole taking the piss out of colleagues etc going on, but my youngest is now 8 so I still have a legitimate reason for being childish some of the time...

Adulthood is boring for the most part, nothing wrong with a little immaturity and fun, even if it's a Sad Twat kind of fun!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Check it fam, what's going down in the hood?" winds my teenagers up no end.

I have no clue what any of it means.

It's our duty, isn't it, to be a bit sad?

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

You're all heroes in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started calling my son Dude in front of his pals. He was like “will you grow up” ??

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Started calling my son Dude in front of his pals. He was like “will you grow up” ??"

Brilliant example

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

I was dancing to Boyzone yesterday and my daughter actually hugged her food, protecting it from me and looking at me like "you sad pathetic wanker"

I'm so proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son is only 6 so I haven't fully gone into completely embarrassing dad.

Can't wait till he's 13 though. I'm going to destroy that kid.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

Parents these days are soft as shite. Do you think your grandfather, as a boy, would have looked sideways at HIS father? I don't know, but I doubt it. This is why western society is on this inexorable downwards trajectory - people simply aren't being raised right these days.

Other than that, have a great Thursday everybody!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My latest is Yas Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is so on brand for The Lounge. Honestly.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Parents these days are soft as shite. Do you think your grandfather, as a boy, would have looked sideways at HIS father? I don't know, but I doubt it. This is why western society is on this inexorable downwards trajectory - people simply aren't being raised right these days.

Other than that, have a great Thursday everybody!

People are soft in general

I'm kicking it old skool boi

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"This thread is so on brand for The Lounge. Honestly.

Exactly, no sex or fabbing a fella

Just pure, unadulterated sadness in a can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

Question is, why would you wanna

I absolutely rock the flat cap

Pipe next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

Question is, why would you wanna

I absolutely rock the flat cap

Pipe next"

And slippers.....

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

Question is, why would you wanna

I absolutely rock the flat cap

Pipe next

And slippers....."

Thats encouraged in our house

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Big pants next

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

Oi! I've got Alopecia. I'm having to wear a flat cap!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I do belong here.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

Oi! I've got Alopecia. I'm having to wear a flat cap!

What a dapper looking gent

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I do belong here."

Half price entry to sadCon too if you want

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I do think once a man's gone down that Flat Cap route, can you come back from that?

I'm not so sure....

Oi! I've got Alopecia. I'm having to wear a flat cap!

What a dapper looking gent "

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I do belong here.

Half price entry to sadCon too if you want"

Looks like it’s my lucky day

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

My daughter has for years told me my mental age is below hers

Once you hit 50 you do not have to grow up its an un written law, grow old yes grow up never.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"My daughter has for years told me my mental age is below hers

Once you hit 50 you do not have to grow up its an un written law, grow old yes grow up never."

Sucking the life out of mummy and the smarts out of daddy

I feel ya

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Started calling my son Dude in front of his pals. He was like “will you grow up” ??

Brilliant example

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yay ..party on dude

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"My daughter has for years told me my mental age is below hers

Once you hit 50 you do not have to grow up its an un written law, grow old yes grow up never."

this

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I do belong here.

Half price entry to sadCon too if you want

Looks like it’s my lucky day "

Sadness loyalty points

10 stamps gets you a donny osmond LP

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Started calling my son Dude in front of his pals. He was like “will you grow up” ??

Brilliant example

yay ..party on dude

Down with the kids *arms folded*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Started calling my son Dude in front of his pals. He was like “will you grow up” ??

Brilliant example

yay ..party on dude

Down with the kids *arms folded*"

Yo innit

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I, Nilly am incredibly sad, purchased a new vacuum cleaner and talk none stop about it to anyone who will listen, also going out out tomorrow night and I m in 2 minds...not go and sling me pj's on...or go and chat about vacuum cleaners....so rock n roll

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I, Nilly am incredibly sad, purchased a new vacuum cleaner and talk none stop about it to anyone who will listen, also going out out tomorrow night and I m in 2 minds...not go and sling me pj's on...or go and chat about vacuum cleaners....so rock n roll

And ting?

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

I got a handheld vax for 2018 Xmas

I screamed with joy

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Honestly it's a game changer isn't it...mine sounds like Tony stark invented it...even shown colleagues over TEAMS...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a walking embarrassment to my kids as I can’t go a day without taking the piss out of someone (my life would be dull if I didn’t)

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I’m a walking embarrassment to my kids as I can’t go a day without taking the piss out of someone (my life would be dull if I didn’t) "

Could you cover your chest up please? There's immature people present

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Honestly it's a game changer isn't it...mine sounds like Tony stark invented it...even shown colleagues over TEAMS...

I love it. I bought new filters the other day which I wash up reuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Keeping sadness alive

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Honestly it's a game changer isn't it...mine sounds like Tony stark invented it...even shown colleagues over TEAMS...

I love it. I bought new filters the other day which I wash up reuse

Oooo get you

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Mine is still giving me grief for pinching her music, when the fact is shes pinched mine.

Shes constantly pinching my films and series for herself.

And all I get is its mine.

I get told to shut up often as I tease and torment her

The last time I made her jump and scream

, I got slapped right across the face something i wasnt expecting

Shes the only one thats done that and got away with it.

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Mine is still giving me grief for pinching her music, when the fact is shes pinched mine.

Shes constantly pinching my films and series for herself.

And all I get is its mine.

I get told to shut up often as I tease and torment her

The last time I made her jump and scream

, I got slapped right across the face something i wasnt expecting

Shes the only one thats done that and got away with it."

She got daddy wrapped round her little finger

Yep... I can relate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW you bunch of sad bastards

I’m not far off 62 and a grandfather. My 49 yr daughter stated in her Faceache page I was dead

My 42yr old son still idolises me as do my 4 Grandsons

I haven’t changed one iota of the way I was as a teenager.

I still compete in extreme sports, I still coach Combat sports, I am still on Fab chasing mad women even if I have more success at the gym.

My taste in music hasn’t changed, I still play drums although without a band at present

Recuperating from a near fatal motorcycle crash

You lot sound like tired, sad, burnt out kids

GROW UP

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By *eard and Tatts OP Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"WOW you bunch of sad bastards

I’m not far off 62 and a grandfather. My 49 yr daughter stated in her Faceache page I was dead

My 42yr old son still idolises me as do my 4 Grandsons

I haven’t changed one iota of the way I was as a teenager.

I still compete in extreme sports, I still coach Combat sports, I am still on Fab chasing mad women even if I have more success at the gym.

My taste in music hasn’t changed, I still play drums although without a band at present

Recuperating from a near fatal motorcycle crash

You lot sound like tired, sad, burnt out kids

GROW UP "

Errm I think you want the "legends" thread

Good for you mate. That's parent goals

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