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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to the Wednesday night nocturnal edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to tonight or Just chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come on down and say hi....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Yessssssss! First Face x

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

Good evening Ash and all

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Evening

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

In early to get my place by the fire, lap sitters welcome

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Evening everyone

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By *enry250Man
over a year ago

spalding

Hi there

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello! Xx"

Good evening Red and congrats on being first poster tonight!

Your prize is a bar of my finest Toblerone ..

I hope you had a fabulous day

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all"

Hello jaylo and welcome to the nocturnal thread...

How's it going tonight?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and all "

Good evening flor.....have you had a happy Wednesday?....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening Ash et al

I see it’s a busy one tonight! Hope everyone has had a fantastic day?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening "

Good evening littlemiss and welcome to the nocturnal thread...

How are you doing tonight?....

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good evening,my merry darlings! Shall I put another log on the fire?

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and all

Good evening flor.....have you had a happy Wednesday?.... "

Had a nice quiet day at home

Thank you for asking

Hope you had a good day too

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Hi, all

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

"

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s everyone up to

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Hello all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s everyone up to

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Greetings from achy feet central, long shift almost over, soon home time yeah

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?..."

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"In early to get my place by the fire, lap sitters welcome "

Good evening lena and enjoy your spot by the fire.....

We might have some thunder storms in London tonight...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello! Xx

Good evening Red and congrats on being first poster tonight!

Your prize is a bar of my finest Toblerone ..

I hope you had a fabulous day "

Thanks Ash

I do hope it's a large one. You know I don't waste my time with little ones

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me "

On my way

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me "

i am already there, saved a cushion for ya.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me

On my way "

Ooooh i love a tight fit

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening everyone "

Good evening nympho and welcome...

What have you been up to tonight?...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Is there any room left on the fender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any room left on the fender?"

No.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi there"

Welcome Henry.....

You're our 4th new poster on tonight's nocturnal thread ...

It's lovely to see so many newbies

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening,my merry darlings! Shall I put another log on the fire?"

Yes please, good sir.

Tonight is the first time I've put the fire on this year. It's very cosy x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is there any room left on the fender?

No. "

Of course! Room for everyone to get very snuggly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash et al

I see it’s a busy one tonight! Hope everyone has had a fantastic day? "

Good evening _ittlebird....lots of newbies tonight..which is lovely to see...

Have you had a fantastic day?....

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Is there any room left on the fender?

No. "

Ah, fair enough!

Go well, all you splendid people. Have a marvellous evening.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Is there any room left on the fender?"

I e never been called a fender before…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Ash et al

I see it’s a busy one tonight! Hope everyone has had a fantastic day?

Good evening _ittlebird....lots of newbies tonight..which is lovely to see...

Have you had a fantastic day?.... "

I know it’s so lovely to see a full room, lots of snuggles by the fire I feel! And I always have a fantastic day Ash. Smiley as always. Hope you have?

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Is there any room left on the fender?

I e never been called a fender before…"

Even worse, had your name been Brenda

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening,my merry darlings! Shall I put another log on the fire?

Yes please, good sir.

Tonight is the first time I've put the fire on this year. It's very cosy x"

I bet that’s awesome having a real fire! I miss mine sadly I have a fake electric thing now but it does the job. Can’t beat hearing the logs crackle though

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening,my merry darlings! Shall I put another log on the fire?"

Good evening _lephantis...that would be great thank you...it's starting to get quite cold outside now...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and all

Good evening flor.....have you had a happy Wednesday?....

Had a nice quiet day at home

Thank you for asking

Hope you had a good day too "

Im glad you enjoyed your quiet day at home....

I have been at the gym this evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi, all "

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello to all the newbies. *Waves*

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all... "

Hello again Mrs mischief...I hope you've had a wonderful Wednesday...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Greetings from achy feet central, long shift almost over, soon home time yeah"

Good evening Agent Coulson....anything to report in to us before you get home?..

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me

On my way

Ooooh i love a tight fit "

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Evening all

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Greetings from achy feet central, long shift almost over, soon home time yeah

Good evening Agent Coulson....anything to report in to us before you get home?.. "

it's blowing a gale here, other than that, all is good

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me "

One glass of port coming right up and I'm sure there will be quite a queue to snuggle up to you...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello! Xx

Good evening Red and congrats on being first poster tonight!

Your prize is a bar of my finest Toblerone ..

I hope you had a fabulous day

Thanks Ash

I do hope it's a large one. You know I don't waste my time with little ones "

You're very welcome and yes it's an extra large one....

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight..... "

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Evening all, just back from work , would love to have some fun tonight, hope everyone else is well

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening! "

Good evening....How's it going in Yorkshire tonight?....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?"

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hello to all the newbies. *Waves* "

Hello, Red....a huuuuge hug from a newbie

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By *rofessor MMan
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Evening Ash. Evening all.

Happy Wednesday! This is nice. Fire, offers of port from Misty, lap sitting. I'm liking this.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me "

You can indeed, milady...but it's nothing so dramatic as one might imagine.

The "S" represents my name (Simon) and the 1876 was merely a random set of numerals which enabled me to design a spiffing user name.

I know it's not exotic, but the mystery is solved without employing the services of Mystery Inc

Haha sorry for the amateur dramatics...I'm in one of those moods

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash et al

I see it’s a busy one tonight! Hope everyone has had a fantastic day?

Good evening _ittlebird....lots of newbies tonight..which is lovely to see...

Have you had a fantastic day?....

I know it’s so lovely to see a full room, lots of snuggles by the fire I feel! And I always have a fantastic day Ash. Smiley as always. Hope you have? "

I'm always smiling LB

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone? "

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Ash. Evening all.

Happy Wednesday! This is nice. Fire, offers of port from Misty, lap sitting. I'm liking this."

I never offered my port - merely my company - lol

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me

You can indeed, milady...but it's nothing so dramatic as one might imagine.

The "S" represents my name (Simon) and the 1876 was merely a random set of numerals which enabled me to design a spiffing user name.

I know it's not exotic, but the mystery is solved without employing the services of Mystery Inc

Haha sorry for the amateur dramatics...I'm in one of those moods "

Aaand that was sooo the wrong emoji...it was meant to be

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Well I am pleased to make new friends here and my headache has gone so i might request one from Ash myself.

Promise to behave good sir.

*Waves back to volupta, coyly*

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Evening Ash. Evening all.

Happy Wednesday! This is nice. Fire, offers of port from Misty, lap sitting. I'm liking this.

I never offered my port - merely my company - lol"

And what more could we ask for, lovely lady?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all

"

Good evening funfriendly and welcome...

I hope you've had a good Wednesday....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me

On my way "

So good to see you my darling

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Greetings from achy feet central, long shift almost over, soon home time yeah

Good evening Agent Coulson....anything to report in to us before you get home?.. it's blowing a gale here, other than that, all is good"

Thanks for the report and I hope you get home safely....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Ash et al

I see it’s a busy one tonight! Hope everyone has had a fantastic day?

Good evening _ittlebird....lots of newbies tonight..which is lovely to see...

Have you had a fantastic day?....

I know it’s so lovely to see a full room, lots of snuggles by the fire I feel! And I always have a fantastic day Ash. Smiley as always. Hope you have?

I'm always smiling LB "

I know by your words

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?"

Apart from my team losing tonight all is well thank you...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


".•°°"

Hey up me duck x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, just back from work , would love to have some fun tonight, hope everyone else is well"

Good evening bikerdude....how was work today?....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me

You can indeed, milady...but it's nothing so dramatic as one might imagine.

The "S" represents my name (Simon) and the 1876 was merely a random set of numerals which enabled me to design a spiffing user name.

I know it's not exotic, but the mystery is solved without employing the services of Mystery Inc

Haha sorry for the amateur dramatics...I'm in one of those moods "

Well isn’t that brilliant! It does appear to me that you could be one of the GCHQ code breakers with that name and I applaud you on it Sir!

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

Apart from my team losing tonight all is well thank you... "

Drat...have a few brandies on my behalf, good sir...and my condolences

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me

You can indeed, milady...but it's nothing so dramatic as one might imagine.

The "S" represents my name (Simon) and the 1876 was merely a random set of numerals which enabled me to design a spiffing user name.

I know it's not exotic, but the mystery is solved without employing the services of Mystery Inc

Haha sorry for the amateur dramatics...I'm in one of those moods

Well isn’t that brilliant! It does appear to me that you could be one of the GCHQ code breakers with that name and I applaud you on it Sir! "

Welllll, LittleBird...there IS something that I need to tell you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello all

I’m in a very good mood.

Good evening MistyPeaks....how good a mood are we talking?...

Ridiculously good. I’m feeling mischievous & flirty & very naughty

So I’ll snuggle by the fire, have a port I think this evening & see who snuggles next to me

On my way

So good to see you my darling "

Always

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


".•°°

Hey up me duck x"

I won't BILL you for that joke, Misty...it might drive me QUACKERS.

Hell, I even made myself groan with that last one

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By *nna and MikeCouple
over a year ago

Kildare, Laois

Opened the red wine here... sipping slow and perving... living the life lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash. Evening all.

Happy Wednesday! This is nice. Fire, offers of port from Misty, lap sitting. I'm liking this."

Good evening googoo and welcome to the nocturnal club....

I hope you enjoy the fire,port and lap sitting tonight....

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Opened the red wine here... sipping slow and perving... living the life lol"

Ahhh...wine and perving...life is good

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me

You can indeed, milady...but it's nothing so dramatic as one might imagine.

The "S" represents my name (Simon) and the 1876 was merely a random set of numerals which enabled me to design a spiffing user name.

I know it's not exotic, but the mystery is solved without employing the services of Mystery Inc

Haha sorry for the amateur dramatics...I'm in one of those moods "

Thanks for the info...I was about to get my 1876 encyclopedia out and start reading to see what happened on this year...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Welllll, LittleBird...there IS something that I need to tell you "

Simon. Simon Templar?? I knew it

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Evening all, just back from work , would love to have some fun tonight, hope everyone else is well

Good evening bikerdude....how was work today?...."

Thanks, alright thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lot of Letting on this thread tonight and op we know what flirting on the late thread can lead to.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Opened the red wine here... sipping slow and perving... living the life lol"

This sounds just about perfect to me. Enjoy

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought some beer on my way home

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"There is a lot of Letting on this thread tonight and op we know what flirting on the late thread can lead to. "

Owning a cat and marriage

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hi, all

Good evening S1876 and welcome....

I hope all is good tonight.....

It's all going spiffingly thanks, good sir...and I trust all is fine with you?

S1876 can I be a cheeky Littlebird and please ask what your fab name is about? It has massively intrigued me

You can indeed, milady...but it's nothing so dramatic as one might imagine.

The "S" represents my name (Simon) and the 1876 was merely a random set of numerals which enabled me to design a spiffing user name.

I know it's not exotic, but the mystery is solved without employing the services of Mystery Inc

Haha sorry for the amateur dramatics...I'm in one of those moods

Thanks for the info...I was about to get my 1876 encyclopedia out and start reading to see what happened on this year... "

Ahh, good sir...whilst inspiring others to indulge in some good historical reminiscence, I would feel badly, were you to have wasted your time thus, good fellow

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"

Welllll, LittleBird...there IS something that I need to tell you

Simon. Simon Templar?? I knew it "

Ahh, lovely LittleBird...you never know

Although I may not truly be a saint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently in a Hilton I’m Canary Wharf bored out of my skull, London seems to be city without a single redeeming feature…

72 hours left to getting back to Devon, fields sea sky and normal people!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"There is a lot of Letting on this thread tonight and op we know what flirting on the late thread can lead to. "

Wait til you see this Friday's Frantic Flirty Nocturnal, to be run by yours truly.....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"There is a lot of Letting on this thread tonight and op we know what flirting on the late thread can lead to. "

I think I’m a bad influence

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"There is a lot of Letting on this thread tonight and op we know what flirting on the late thread can lead to.

Wait til you see this Friday's Frantic Flirty Nocturnal, to be run by yours truly..... "

So there'll be a dirty flirty Gerty from Number Thirty, I'll wager

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

[Removed by poster at 19/10/22 23:21:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lot of Letting on this thread tonight and op we know what flirting on the late thread can lead to.

Wait til you see this Friday's Frantic Flirty Nocturnal, to be run by yours truly..... "

Then we need to go hat shopping.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I think we're back....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think we're back....

"

Was that a glitch in the matrix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we're back....

Was that a glitch in the matrix?

"

It was indeed.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I think we're back....

"

We are indeed.

What happened there, then?

Did the flirt police close it down?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


".•°°"

Good evening Duck...come on in and join us by the fire and help yourself to a glass of port.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab crashed

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

*twirls in and waves*

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?.... "

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Well, when I wanted someone to go down this evening, I must say that Fab is not what I had in mind

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!"

Need some company

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!"

I’ll grab that arse in bed

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Well, when I wanted someone to go down this evening, I must say that Fab is not what I had in mind "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think we're back....

Was that a glitch in the matrix?

It was indeed. "

Oh my! I was considering red and blue pills just now. Wasn’t sure which?? Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*twirls in and waves*"

Hello and welcome back stranger. X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!

I’ll grab that arse in bed "

I'll fight ya for him, Misty!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think we're back....

We are indeed.

What happened there, then?

Did the flirt police close it down? "

Possibly the Daily Fail?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!

I’ll grab that arse in bed

I'll fight ya for him, Misty! "

I can share

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Opened the red wine here... sipping slow and perving... living the life lol"

Good evening Anna and Mike and welcome to the nocturnal thread...

That's not a bad way to spend a Wednesday evening...

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"*twirls in and waves*

Hello and welcome back stranger. X"

Back at ya. Not such a stranger I've kept an eye on the place

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Good evening Brôther Åsh.

Good evening ¹ and åll.

Did you enjoy your four-minute break when Fab went down? †

It returned like Lazarus.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!

I’ll grab that arse in bed

I'll fight ya for him, Misty!

I can share"

We can all share

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I think we're back....

We are indeed.

What happened there, then?

Did the flirt police close it down?

Possibly the Daily Fail? "

Unlike that particular source of reading material, you could NEVER fail to make me smile,LittleBird

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I think we're back....

We are indeed.

What happened there, then?

Did the flirt police close it down?

Possibly the Daily Fail?

Unlike that particular source of reading material, you could NEVER fail to make me smile,LittleBird "

Arrrghh...damn wrong emoji again

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all"

Good evening Q....would you like to join us in a late night glass of port?....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Brôther Åsh.

Good evening ¹ and åll.

Did you enjoy your four-minute break when Fab went down? †

It returned like Lazarus."

Good evening lovely x

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!

I’ll grab that arse in bed

I'll fight ya for him, Misty!

I can share

We can all share "

Sharing is caring

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

And I must go to bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*twirls in and waves*

Hello and welcome back stranger. X

Back at ya. Not such a stranger I've kept an eye on the place "

Oh im glad, it's good to see you posting. X

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Hey up me duck x"

Good evening.•°°

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!

I’ll grab that arse in bed

I'll fight ya for him, Misty!

I can share"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And I must go to bed xx

"

Good night girlfriend. Sweet dreams

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


".•°°

Hey up me duck x

Good evening.•°°"

Hello Princess.

All I've go to say to you is "doo-doo"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"And I must go to bed xx

"

Night lovely xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22"

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Hey up me duck x

Good evening.•°°

Hello Princess.

All I've go to say to you is "doo-doo" "

You said it again!! .•°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Good evening everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics "

It's become the new normal.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Currently in a Hilton I’m Canary Wharf bored out of my skull, London seems to be city without a single redeeming feature…

72 hours left to getting back to Devon, fields sea sky and normal people!"

Good evening William....I love in London and disagree with you...there are always fabulous places to visit and explore and we have the most diverse population and culture anywhere in the world.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Brôther Åsh.

Good evening ¹ and åll.

Did you enjoy your four-minute break when Fab went down? †

It returned like Lazarus."

Good evening Nero. Hope you’re well this evening?

I think Lazarus made a quicker appearance… although I could be mistaken.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening "

Good day to you fine Pennsylvania folk

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good evening Duck...come on in and join us by the fire and help yourself to a glass of port....."

Good evening.•°°

A night by the fire sounds very cozy.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening all

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all

Good evening Q....would you like to join us in a late night glass of port?.... "

Gives me terrible hangovers. But a good whisky or a Carlos Primeras brandy...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics "

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fab crashed "

Good evening S...it sure did!..I hope you enjoy your beers

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening Brôther Åsh.

Good evening ¹ and åll.

Did you enjoy your four-minute break when Fab went down? †

It returned like Lazarus.

Good evening Nero. Hope you’re well this evening?

I think Lazarus made a quicker appearance… although I could be mistaken.

"

Mr Spock took a little longer...especially after the search for him...blasted Klingons !!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*twirls in and waves*"

Good evening Knitter....

Waving back at you.....((((( ))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I must go to bed xx

"

Sleep well. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening sexy people, how is everyone?

Good evening twistedsoul...how are you doing tonight?....

All good here , just thinking about dragging my arse to bed!"

Its not even the midnight hour yet...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?"

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X"

Have you booked a bikini wax?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Brôther Åsh.

Good evening ¹ and åll.

Did you enjoy your four-minute break when Fab went down? †

It returned like Lazarus."

Good evening brother Lazarus sorry I mean Nero....

It was a wonderful 4 minutes...I did so much...

How did you spend it?....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X"

Oooooooo exciting stuff! Boa sorte

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22"

Good evening Mrs KC...It's all been happening tonight....the nocturnal thread broke fab for a whole 4 minutes!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And I must go to bed xx

"

Good night MistyPeaks x

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Good evening Mrs KC...It's all been happening tonight....the nocturnal thread broke fab for a whole 4 minutes! "

Four minutes that we will never be able to get back

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

Have you booked a bikini wax? "

Oh, yeah

Tomorrow, as it happens. Just in case I get lucky this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robert Preston said cunt on live telly!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Good evening Mrs KC...It's all been happening tonight....the nocturnal thread broke fab for a whole 4 minutes! "

It's probably because Red FirstFaced

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Robert Preston said cunt on live telly! "

Are you sure he wasn't just fannying around?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

Oooooooo exciting stuff! Boa sorte "

I don't know a single word of Portuguese

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening "

Good evening blu....how do you do?....

I'm not disco dancing tonight by the way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Robert Preston said cunt on live telly!

Are you sure he wasn't just fannying around?"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Robert Preston said cunt on live telly!

Are you sure he wasn't just fannying around?"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everybody"

Good evening _lubchucker....it will soon be the midnight hour....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

Oooooooo exciting stuff! Boa sorte

I don't know a single word of Portuguese "

We said "good luck". Take a phrase book and have some fun

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


".•°°

Good evening Duck...come on in and join us by the fire and help yourself to a glass of port.....

Good evening.•°°

A night by the fire sounds very cozy. "

It's been very cosy in here tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Robert Preston said cunt on live telly!

Are you sure he wasn't just fannying around?

"

Must be every reporters and presenters worst nightmare when his name pops up. It was trying to say Jeremy Hunt's cuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

Oooooooo exciting stuff! Boa sorte

I don't know a single word of Portuguese

We said "good luck". Take a phrase book and have some fun "

Or Google translate

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Good evening everybody

Good evening _lubchucker....it will soon be the midnight hour.... "

Ahh, my favourite time....after 3am, of course

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all "

Good evening Daniel...How's it going tonight?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all

Good evening Q....would you like to join us in a late night glass of port?....

Gives me terrible hangovers. But a good whisky or a Carlos Primeras brandy..."

One glass of Carlos primeras brandy coming right up...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

Oooooooo exciting stuff! Boa sorte

I don't know a single word of Portuguese

We said "good luck". Take a phrase book and have some fun

Or Google translate "

Nooooooooo that's cheating, because it'll say it out loud for you too! I rather like a phrase book. I like seeing some of the utterly ridiculous phrases that somebody, somewhere, thought a holidaymaker might need

"Yes please, I'd like to remove my testes with a spear"

Or something like that

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, Ash. Did we miss something?!

Today has been another work day, full of work and stuff. We had risotto for tea and then we've watched some telly on the subject of Black History Month and some spoof video clips that poke fun at our PM*

*Was Liz Truss, at the time of writing. We cannot be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies if this post is read after 23:32 on 19/10/22

Hello KC.

Another crazy day in British politics

Indeedy. An absolute shambles! How's things on your Peninsula?

Ah, all good here on the Wirral. Just counting down to my mini break in Portugal. 10 more sleeps!!! X

Oooooooo exciting stuff! Boa sorte

I don't know a single word of Portuguese

We said "good luck". Take a phrase book and have some fun

Or Google translate "

Aye, there is that.

I'm much better with Italian

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Robert Preston said cunt on live telly!

Are you sure he wasn't just fannying around?

Must be every reporters and presenters worst nightmare when his name pops up. It was trying to say Jeremy Hunt's cuts. "

At least he wasn't asking if anyone had seen Mike Hunt

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