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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, so they take longer to deliver than boobs, who knew. But I've a massive stockpile of gentleman just queueing up to share their fleshy extremities to any lady that is "in" ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly receive about 50 a day. Not sure I can take much more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But are they pleasant ones? Or death grip growlers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to say I’m in but I am

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pleasent one you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In "

Wait do we say in if we send the penis or if we want the penis ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A penis in my box you say fnarrr fnarrr, ohhh errrr mrs

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"A pleasent one you say

Yeah house trained n everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Wait do we say in if we send the penis or if we want the penis ? "

Just say in.

What will be, will be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im willing to send some

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Alright then. Show me the goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Wait do we say in if we send the penis or if we want the penis ?

Just say in.

What will be, will be."

I am trusting you Pete ! Hope I don’t get fucked

In !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Wait do we say in if we send the penis or if we want the penis ?

Just say in.

What will be, will be."

Do NOT fall for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Wait do we say in if we send the penis or if we want the penis ?

Just say in.

What will be, will be.

I am trusting you Pete ! Hope I don’t get fucked

In ! "

Oh, you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Wait do we say in if we send the penis or if we want the penis ?

Just say in.

What will be, will be.

I am trusting you Pete ! Hope I don’t get fucked

In !

Oh, you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

My inbox is already full of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously. "

Read between the lines guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent one! Happy to receive too

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Requested, as opposed than uninvited, penii are far more appealing

In for a bit

Mrs F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys "

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over.

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Mordor

No thanks. I have my own to stare forlornly at.

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By *oodles09Woman
over a year ago

Newark

In of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over.

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scooby doo doing a wheelie in a wheelchair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you’d be better asking who wants a 9 inch plus girth monster dick… be a stampede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over.

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scooby doo doing a wheelie in a wheelchair?

Actually that could be

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By *onglook83Man
over a year ago

happy town

I really do hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Fire away

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’ll make a change Zzzzzzzz

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By *outhwesthornMan
over a year ago

thornbury

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over.

...............…………………………._¸„„„„_

…………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\

………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì

…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'

……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"

**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"

.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"

:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯

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scooby doo doing a wheelie in a wheelchair?

Looks like a laughing elephant. Just me?

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm a massive cock.... Who wants me to invade their box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over.

...............…………………………._¸„„„„_

…………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\

………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì

…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'

……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"

**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"

.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"

:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯

.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯

:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"

:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯

:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\

.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,

:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì

: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/

"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

scooby doo doing a wheelie in a wheelchair?

Looks like a laughing elephant. Just me?"

Nope I thought the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is not a request, but an observation of how comically low the requests are from the ladies versus dudes.

Even the lads are posting more in here haha.

Once again, not a request.

Seriously.

Read between the lines guys

Hahaha

This feels like a bloody cricket tour all over.

...............…………………………._¸„„„„_

…………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\

………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì

…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'

……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"

**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"

.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"

:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯

.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯

:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"

:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯

:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\

.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,

:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì

: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/

"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

scooby doo doing a wheelie in a wheelchair?

Looks like a laughing elephant. Just me?"

Nope I thought the same

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