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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I remember asking my mum years ago have you had breakfast

Yes she replied

I asked her what she had

Nothing she said couldn't make it up she was bat's but funny. Yours the same ?

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

No, I *am* the crazy mum

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"No, I *am* the crazy mum "
xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines 86 and decided she now knows more about solar energy than her son....then she decided that the same applied to car chargers...my dad just peered over his book, looked at me and giggled

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My mum's last coherent sentence was "I thought there would be sausages"

She said it with a little laughter in her voice and made us and the doctor talking to her laugh.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away "

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Every day is batty conversation with mum day here ...and we laugh together about everything

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I can't remember the exact conversation, but I think mum once tried to argue that circles aren't round

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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My Mum was a complete daftie with a big heart and gorgeous laugh. I miss her everyday

She used to do this thing when you walked into her house she would talk to you as if you were already in the middle of a conversation, it was so confusing.

My children now think I’m a daftie and they’re probably right but we have a lot of fun and laughter as well as some very confusing conversations about tech and iPhones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mums not like that at all my dad tho jeez i swear u can see the marbles rolling out of his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

"

Awww that's a good point. I'll try not to take it for granted

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away "

So much like my old mum bless her. I'd say... Can you get to the point... She'd say... I'm just filling you in all the details... Then she'd spin off at a tangent for 5 minutes... Then back on track... She could talk that's for sure.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

"

Fuck yes. When she's gone she's gone.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm not even going to start. Mine is a conspiracy theorist so yes, she spouts some absolute tripe. Fortunately, I don't contact her anymore so it's much easier.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My mum would of made a good army Sargent!

Very precise factual and always fucking right !! With no argument

Very much like my grandad

Yet my Nan was a mental as a box of frogs lol bless ‘em

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

Fuck yes. When she's gone she's gone. "

I would give anything to be able to sit in the evening sun with my mum, drinking tea and listening to the blackbird singing.

It was one of my most favourite times of the day.

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away "

My mum is at the point where you can have the same conversation 3 times in a hour. I never say anything, just let her talk. One day I won’t hear her voice any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum could easily have organised and led an army in her time... But ask her to order a takeaway online and she'd go to bits on the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

Awww that's a good point. I'll try not to take it for granted"

It's hard though. I get really frustrated with my mum sometimes and know I should treasure the time I've got left with her, but at the same time it's too emotionally heavy to constantly be thinking this moment could be something I'll look back on.

I don't know if that makes sense. Does it make sense?

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone

Mum : I’ve won a competition

Me : that’s great, what did you have to do?

Mum : nothing just received an email saying I’ve won £10k

Me : please tell me you haven’t responded…. you can’t win anything, if you’ve not entered anything !

Mum : oh….. so how do they know where I live

Let’s say a very stern conversation followed on fraud…. she is wiser now but I still get called to check most email messages. So lesson learnt and thankfully not the hard way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

Awww that's a good point. I'll try not to take it for granted

It's hard though. I get really frustrated with my mum sometimes and know I should treasure the time I've got left with her, but at the same time it's too emotionally heavy to constantly be thinking this moment could be something I'll look back on.

I don't know if that makes sense. Does it make sense? "

What I'll say is that it's not essential to like your parents. Some parents are not the sort to provide you with heart warming memories for the future. Some are, of course. Anyway, you do/think what you think is right/appropriate.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

Awww that's a good point. I'll try not to take it for granted

It's hard though. I get really frustrated with my mum sometimes and know I should treasure the time I've got left with her, but at the same time it's too emotionally heavy to constantly be thinking this moment could be something I'll look back on.

I don't know if that makes sense. Does it make sense? "
Hi Tinder it does make sense what frustrates you . Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Timber, I don't know how old your mum is, but she may have the beginnings of a cognitive issue. In retrospect, my Dad's dementia has been symptomatic for a LOT longer than we realised. Early stage dementia has some weird and seemingly unrelated signs and symptoms, like a dislike of new things/loss of routine etc. My Dad started getting abnormally anxious if he came to our house overnight, which is something he'd always done. He started getting up at 3am and driving home.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I'm not even going to start. Mine is a conspiracy theorist so yes, she spouts some absolute tripe. Fortunately, I don't contact her anymore so it's much easier. "

I think I'm starting to like you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years "
Did she enjoy my friend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years Did she enjoy my friend "
Yes she did ..loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years "

A family of swingers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years

A family of swingers "

The sultans

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years

A family of swingers

The sultans "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum was batshit anyway...

I remember one time I went round and she was talking about 'Keith next door'

She said - 'oooh I think I need to keep away from Keith Next door...and proceeded to tell me that he was telling her about his cock ring, she said 'seems a bit perverted'

I went round another time and there was a flashlight on the floor....

I said 'what's that Mum' she said it was a cat toy she thought she ordered but it's a bit shit because it doesn't rattle, only buzz....um no, that's no cat toy Mum turns out it was a parcel that she had taken in for 'Keith next door' and she never checked the package

Then she made me order him a new one because she couldn't bring herself to wrap it back up.

Well, poor Keith next door was labelled all manner of reprobate

Then; she was trying to organise her funeral and found a place online that were selling 'Bogof Coffins' Well why do you need two Mum there is only one of you! Her and 'Val, the other side' were going to go halves on it

She had two cats, both called Molly because 'why waste time calling two separate names'

Lawd I miss that lady, absolute legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

Awww that's a good point. I'll try not to take it for granted

It's hard though. I get really frustrated with my mum sometimes and know I should treasure the time I've got left with her, but at the same time it's too emotionally heavy to constantly be thinking this moment could be something I'll look back on.

I don't know if that makes sense. Does it make sense?

What I'll say is that it's not essential to like your parents. Some parents are not the sort to provide you with heart warming memories for the future. Some are, of course. Anyway, you do/think what you think is right/appropriate. "

Absolutely

Some people step away from their parents for their own well being, and that’s completely ok.

Some people have amazing relationships with their parents and love spending time with them/wish they could spend more

Both are totally valid ways of being

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My Mum was batshit anyway...

I remember one time I went round and she was talking about 'Keith next door'

She said - 'oooh I think I need to keep away from Keith Next door...and proceeded to tell me that he was telling her about his cock ring, she said 'seems a bit perverted'

I went round another time and there was a flashlight on the floor....

I said 'what's that Mum' she said it was a cat toy she thought she ordered but it's a bit shit because it doesn't rattle, only buzz....um no, that's no cat toy Mum turns out it was a parcel that she had taken in for 'Keith next door' and she never checked the package

Then she made me order him a new one because she couldn't bring herself to wrap it back up.

Well, poor Keith next door was labelled all manner of reprobate

Then; she was trying to organise her funeral and found a place online that were selling 'Bogof Coffins' Well why do you need two Mum there is only one of you! Her and 'Val, the other side' were going to go halves on it

She had two cats, both called Molly because 'why waste time calling two separate names'

Lawd I miss that lady, absolute legend "

I love the idea of the molly cats

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

You know, I'm more and more grateful for my mum the more if this thread I read!! Haha, you lot are crazy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So ... my normal day is starting...I'm awake...the house is quiet ..no sign of Mum yet ...Will she wake up ..or have I had my last conversation with her?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's OK...she's awake...having a bit of a lie in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum was batshit anyway...

I remember one time I went round and she was talking about 'Keith next door'

She said - 'oooh I think I need to keep away from Keith Next door...and proceeded to tell me that he was telling her about his cock ring, she said 'seems a bit perverted'

I went round another time and there was a flashlight on the floor....

I said 'what's that Mum' she said it was a cat toy she thought she ordered but it's a bit shit because it doesn't rattle, only buzz....um no, that's no cat toy Mum turns out it was a parcel that she had taken in for 'Keith next door' and she never checked the package

Then she made me order him a new one because she couldn't bring herself to wrap it back up.

Well, poor Keith next door was labelled all manner of reprobate

Then; she was trying to organise her funeral and found a place online that were selling 'Bogof Coffins' Well why do you need two Mum there is only one of you! Her and 'Val, the other side' were going to go halves on it

She had two cats, both called Molly because 'why waste time calling two separate names'

Lawd I miss that lady, absolute legend

I love the idea of the molly cats "

She adored her cats, she would have mugs, coasters and canvasess with their faces on

She had a heart of gold my Mum, very disjointed childhood but I knew she loved me, we had an amazing relationship as adults and She doted on my boys and that meant everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's OK...she's awake...having a bit of a lie in "

Have you taken her a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum always tells me what she's bought at the shop,at that point I know she's heading for the fridge to get the items she's just purchased,she proceeds to stick them in my face and say "look",why does she feel the need to show me everything she's bought like I don't believe her or something,haha crazy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I took my mum to a swing band concert Sunday evening...turns out it was her first evening out for at least ten years

A family of swingers

The sultans "

The king of?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It's OK...she's awake...having a bit of a lie in

Have you taken her a cup of tea?"
proper coffee is on its way...kick-start her lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It's OK...she's awake...having a bit of a lie in

Have you taken her a cup of tea?proper coffee is on its way...kick-start her lol "

Funny... Mine always used to go..(in her special bone chine tea cup and saucer)

"here's your tea mum"

"have you sugared it? "

"yes mum"

"only half a spoon?"

"yes mum"

Sips tea...

"did you stir it?"

"yes mum"

"thanks that's a lovely cup of tea"

Rinse and repeat.

.. You miss em when they are gone.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've done fingerprick sugar level test ..3.6 ...a bit low ..administered sugary sweet ...also insulin and the small bucketful of pills ...Porridge is in the microwave...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It's OK...she's awake...having a bit of a lie in

Have you taken her a cup of tea?proper coffee is on its way...kick-start her lol

Funny... Mine always used to go..(in her special bone chine tea cup and saucer)

"here's your tea mum"

"have you sugared it? "

"yes mum"

"only half a spoon?"

"yes mum"

Sips tea...

"did you stir it?"

"yes mum"

"thanks that's a lovely cup of tea"

Rinse and repeat.

.. You miss em when they are gone. "

That kerclink kerclink of her stirring her drink

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

My mum is 98, and has short term memory issues. I take my dog to see her and she asked the same questions over and over again within five minutes of her previously asking. So I started writing the answers down...

How old is the dog, I held up a card saying one year old... she pulled a face

Is it a she or he? I held up a card saying she's a female. again.

Do the other pups look like her? I held up a card saying... She stopped me and said okay funny arse, wheres your bloody crystal ball. Oh no card for that I see.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My kids say I'm batty! But in an endearing way! And they right! X

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've done fingerprick sugar level test ..3.6 ...a bit low ..administered sugary sweet ...also insulin and the small bucketful of pills ...Porridge is in the microwave..."

She's fortunate to have you.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've done fingerprick sugar level test ..3.6 ...a bit low ..administered sugary sweet ...also insulin and the small bucketful of pills ...Porridge is in the microwave...

She's fortunate to have you."
I think she's still alive because of me lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There aren't any. Last time we spoke she shouted at me and told me it was pointless even trying to have a conversation because my accent has changed and "I can't understand a word you're saying"

I wonder how she watches television because not everyone on the box has an East end accent so I can only assume that the only programme and films she watches are eastenders and Lock Stock. Anything else would be pointless right? Somehow I don't believe that to be the case.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There aren't any. Last time we spoke she shouted at me and told me it was pointless even trying to have a conversation because my accent has changed and "I can't understand a word you're saying"

I wonder how she watches television because not everyone on the box has an East end accent so I can only assume that the only programme and films she watches are eastenders and Lock Stock. Anything else would be pointless right? Somehow I don't believe that to be the case."

That's sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum rang me the other day and asked for the xray department. I said sorry not today love and put the phone down. Later the same day she rang me and told me she rang the hospital and asked for xray department and they said not today the cheeky bastards.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My mum rang me the other day and asked for the xray department. I said sorry not today love and put the phone down. Later the same day she rang me and told me she rang the hospital and asked for xray department and they said not today the cheeky bastards. "
haha

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My mum was good fun growing up, my dad used to chase her around the house trying to give her a kiss.

She was an excellent cook as well.

I miss her, and even those has been gone 10 years now I still sometimes think I'll just phone mum and tell her something, and then I remember that I can't.

Now I'm the batty one, my kids totally think that!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"There aren't any. Last time we spoke she shouted at me and told me it was pointless even trying to have a conversation because my accent has changed and "I can't understand a word you're saying"

I wonder how she watches television because not everyone on the box has an East end accent so I can only assume that the only programme and films she watches are eastenders and Lock Stock. Anything else would be pointless right? Somehow I don't believe that to be the case.

That's sad "

That's her. I thought I'd extend the olive branch when rona hit and we had no idea if we were gonna see the other end of it alive. Just one more rejection off her to add to all the others she's provided me with since I fell out her fanny.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Over recently spent a month with my mum due to me breaking my shoulder in a fall

We have had some classic Peter Kay moments including why the coals in the gas fire don’t have numbers on the back so you can put them back in the right place! Or why the DVD doesn’t work…. She didn’t realise it needed to be connected to the TV.

Can I hell as get her to stop saying Covic instead of Covid … I’m sure she does it on purpose

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

My mum cant have a conversation without either slagging some off (based on her own opinion, not fact) or talk nonsense about conspiracies and holistic medicine. I generally dont like talking to her. I dont even answer the phone anymore coz she'll keep me on there up to an hour with fuck all to talk about

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Over recently spent a month with my mum due to me breaking my shoulder in a fall

We have had some classic Peter Kay moments including why the coals in the gas fire don’t have numbers on the back so you can put them back in the right place! Or why the DVD doesn’t work…. She didn’t realise it needed to be connected to the TV.

Can I hell as get her to stop saying Covic instead of Covid … I’m sure she does it on purpose "

My mother in law calls it Covis. I think she's confusing it with bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum was absolutely nuts.

I remember one time 30 or so teenagers came to the house because they wanted to give my brother a good beating. My mum opened the door, had a nice conversation with them about how lovely they all were, then pretended to get my brother but actually grabbed the baseball bat and went back outside trying to knock them all out. I can still hear the screams.

I have some very batty memories of conversations with her. She was a knob, but someone you could never forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum does this thing where I'll ask her a question. She answers it and then proceeds to keep me there for 10 minutes while she talks about the entire backstory. I love her, but sometimes I just want to walk away

Stay longer and listen to as much as you possibly can.

"

This , you won't have them around forever

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Over recently spent a month with my mum due to me breaking my shoulder in a fall

We have had some classic Peter Kay moments including why the coals in the gas fire don’t have numbers on the back so you can put them back in the right place! Or why the DVD doesn’t work…. She didn’t realise it needed to be connected to the TV.

Can I hell as get her to stop saying Covic instead of Covid … I’m sure she does it on purpose

My mother in law calls it Covis. I think she's confusing it with bread."

My ex mum in law used to call alziemers..old timers disease

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My mum was absolutely nuts.

I remember one time 30 or so teenagers came to the house because they wanted to give my brother a good beating. My mum opened the door, had a nice conversation with them about how lovely they all were, then pretended to get my brother but actually grabbed the baseball bat and went back outside trying to knock them all out. I can still hear the screams.

I have some very batty memories of conversations with her. She was a knob, but someone you could never forget. "
brilliant

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My mum is quite possibly the funniest person I have ever known, kind hearted and generous, having spent her early years as both mum and dad (when “dad”fucked off).

These days she loves a bit of fishing, so I have had to learn this skill, and I take her out to the lakes when the weather allows, it ends up being a weird version of Paul & Bob gone fishing, with mum taking on Bobs role (falling down the banks, getting over excited when the float goes down and general riparian mayhem). I wouldn’t swap those days for any other. Blessed am I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is a stereotypical old person when it comes to technology.

She still says she needs to learn about apps. Whilst using her mobile, which is obviously made of apps. I've given up trying to explain it to her.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Over recently spent a month with my mum due to me breaking my shoulder in a fall

We have had some classic Peter Kay moments including why the coals in the gas fire don’t have numbers on the back so you can put them back in the right place! Or why the DVD doesn’t work…. She didn’t realise it needed to be connected to the TV.

Can I hell as get her to stop saying Covic instead of Covid … I’m sure she does it on purpose

My mother in law calls it Covis. I think she's confusing it with bread.

My ex mum in law used to call alziemers..old timers disease "

My mother inlaw did 2 ! Then she got it rest her soul! The loveliest mother-in-law one could wish for x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My mum is quite possibly the funniest person I have ever known, kind hearted and generous, having spent her early years as both mum and dad (when “dad”fucked off).

These days she loves a bit of fishing, so I have had to learn this skill, and I take her out to the lakes when the weather allows, it ends up being a weird version of Paul & Bob gone fishing, with mum taking on Bobs role (falling down the banks, getting over excited when the float goes down and general riparian mayhem). I wouldn’t swap those days for any other. Blessed am I. "
fantastic story..your mum sounds great

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I've done fingerprick sugar level test ..3.6 ...a bit low ..administered sugary sweet ...also insulin and the small bucketful of pills ...Porridge is in the microwave..."

Youll get your reward in heaven!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've done fingerprick sugar level test ..3.6 ...a bit low ..administered sugary sweet ...also insulin and the small bucketful of pills ...Porridge is in the microwave...

Youll get your reward in heaven! "
I'm free after 7pm everyday for any rewards now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum asked me recently why the people on TV visiting the Leaning Tower of Pisa were all getting their photos taken doing Tai Chi in front of it!!!....i had to try amd explain to her it wasnt Tai Chi...gotta love them!

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