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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look truly horrendous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offt ffs

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Wanna see my scabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any leeches for this

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I followed you here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your paying for everything

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Can we get married?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've brought my mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my wallet

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

So Ancestry.com shows that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister says hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's talk about politics

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

You smell of cheese

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Am I paying then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't you a blonde?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are your pronouns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's watch Exorcist 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are your pronouns?"

The world is fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I fucked your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I fucked your dad"

"Yes, Mum, I know."

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I followed you here

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I fucked your dad

"Yes, Mum, I know." "

That’s actually your uncle

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Oh ..you wore that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re paying

I’m skint

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By *leasureman123Man
over a year ago

Manchester

we voted for brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought the dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash or card pal

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

My knickers are wet

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

Your dad is bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake wasn't a joke

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I never learned to count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just shit myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt is just piss

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Don't mind my tag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your dad's dick?

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

I have an std

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a great guy

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

I've done poo poo

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I rely on filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like skat alot

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


" "
ive fucked your mother,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liz Truss is great

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I see dead people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm six months pregnant'

(true story)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've brought my strapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a dad bod?

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

I'm going to fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got this itch

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Was the day before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked better online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/10/22 21:19:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo, there's my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother's more prettier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that bum fluff

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I've got six kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhh, no-one can hear!

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

When is it due?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seeping isn’t infectious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just followed through.

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By *unkerbobMan
over a year ago

belfast

Your mum fucked me

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By *ottsguy74Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Your dad sucked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your mum

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy number six tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I'm six months pregnant'

(true story) "

Awww hugs that wouldn’t have put me off

You come as a package deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Bundy,Ted Bundy.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Who you voting for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have really bad gonorrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I'm six months pregnant'

(true story)

Awww hugs that wouldn’t have put me off

You come as a package deal "

To be honest it was mates that pushed a date, and I was completely mortified! He, was actually lovely about it, and we stayed friendly afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I'm six months pregnant'

(true story)

Awww hugs that wouldn’t have put me off

You come as a package deal

To be honest it was mates that pushed a date, and I was completely mortified! He, was actually lovely about it, and we stayed friendly afterwards "

Aww thanks not so bad there when I read the and the “true story” my hart sank for you think aww that’s such a poor and nasty thing to happen to someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have really bad gonorrhoea "
think that's 5 words mb the gonorrhoea is affecting your counting skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I'm six months pregnant'

(true story)

Awww hugs that wouldn’t have put me off

You come as a package deal

To be honest it was mates that pushed a date, and I was completely mortified! He, was actually lovely about it, and we stayed friendly afterwards

Aww thanks not so bad there when I read the and the “true story” my hart sank for you think aww that’s such a poor and nasty thing to happen to someone "

You're an absolute doll! And thank you!.. Shall we forum snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't I know you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I'm six months pregnant'

(true story)

Awww hugs that wouldn’t have put me off

You come as a package deal

To be honest it was mates that pushed a date, and I was completely mortified! He, was actually lovely about it, and we stayed friendly afterwards

Aww thanks not so bad there when I read the and the “true story” my hart sank for you think aww that’s such a poor and nasty thing to happen to someone

You're an absolute doll! And thank you!.. Shall we forum snuggle? "

Awww thank you and your welcome and yes we can forum snuggle anytime

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By *oshblueyedmanMan
over a year ago

hereford

You with Satan too !

I enjoy enemas daily !

You can’t leave dungeon !

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

You live next door!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I collect body bags.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I have really bad gonorrhoea think that's 5 words mb the gonorrhoea is affecting your counting skills "

Is there a good version?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Excuse my projectile vomiting.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Is Mummy joining us?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

On your period? Yummy!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I am a cannibal.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I've bought the dress."

Please propose to me. (whispered across the table)

or

I love expensive weddings

or

I love getting divorced

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've bought the dress.

Please propose to me. (whispered across the table)

or

I love expensive weddings

or

I love getting divorced

Have we reduced the number of words due to the recent hike in living expenses? "

* I saw your last post

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I've bought the dress.

Please propose to me. (whispered across the table)

or

I love expensive weddings

or

I love getting divorced

Have we reduced the number of words due to the recent hike in living expenses?

Hahaha, you got me there.

* I saw your last post "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twenty quid, that enough?

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster

Smell nice.... Been jogging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cactus likes you.

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

I was expecting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your uglier in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi! I'm Jeffrey Dahmer!

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By *pen to offers!Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

White jeans follow through. (True story, happened to someone I know, many years ago)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a meal

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Your so like mum!!!!!

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

My wife's picking me up at 11pm.

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

There is no safeword!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Sorry mum needs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child support now bitch

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend


"Child support now bitch "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my tag showing?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Got to go now

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I love you lots haha

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

What's your name again?

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By *aughty treatsMan
over a year ago

tamworth

Your pics look different ??

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hi, I'm Astbury Davenport."

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Thought you'd wear heels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm James Corden"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo smell that fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi thanks for meeting!

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

How much are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got chronic diabetes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant to say diarrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s my wife’s favourite

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

My wife/husband doesn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" oh for fucks sake "

Actually had that said to me on a social meet from a lady fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve forgotten my card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much ya bench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your skin looks wearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've brought my mum!"

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" oh for fucks sake "

Actually had that said to me on a social meet from a lady fabber "

Bloody hell! What happened after that?!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"" oh for fucks sake "

Actually had that said to me on a social meet from a lady fabber

Bloody hell! What happened after that?!"
she brought a priest a ring and a witness with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant to say diarrhoea "

That's nine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" oh for fucks sake "

Actually had that said to me on a social meet from a lady fabber

Bloody hell! What happened after that?!she brought a priest a ring and a witness with her "

Why, did she want to recreate and film a famous Japanese horror film with you?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"" oh for fucks sake "

Actually had that said to me on a social meet from a lady fabber

Bloody hell! What happened after that?!she brought a priest a ring and a witness with her

Why, did she want to recreate and film a famous Japanese horror film with you?"
maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've shagged your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your dad is bigger "

My dad had a chode. Think he was famously big among the women, so would understand if I heard this on a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Tracey? Debs?? Sandra???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always vote Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" oh for fucks sake "

Actually had that said to me on a social meet from a lady fabber

Bloody hell! What happened after that?!"

She turn straight around and drove away without even getting out of her car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, Mrs calling...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg you are ugly

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By *rive5866Couple
over a year ago

london

Photoshop is your friend ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Are you post-op? (to a real women)

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Are you post-op (To a trans woman!)

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm on day release

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I really love you

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By *hicDragon08Man
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Vegan menu please, crossfit?

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Mom will like you

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