FabSwingers.com forum: If a film

By *immyGG OP Man
over a year ago

South Cheshire

If a film was going to be made about your life who would you want to play you?

Not that a film about my life would be particularly exciting, but I'd like Tim Roth to play me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I don’t think my life is interesting enough to merit a film but if it were to be made into one, I’d have to procure the one and only, Mr Nicolas Cage to play me whereupon I would insist that he once again utter the immortal line: ‘No…not the bees!’ in a completely random scene and for no apparent reason whatsoever

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By *ettyJaneNWWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Carey Mulligan but you'd need to chuck a few wagon wheels in her direction I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be like Into the Wild on acid. I'd like Kevin Hart to play me. I'd choose a white actor but it's 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winona ryder. She is about fucked up enough to play me lol

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Someone told me years ago that I looked like a young Janes Spader, so maybe him? But, bless him, and love him though I do, I hope I'm not too much like old James Spader.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The only person to star as me should be Ryan Reynolds.

He may need to eat lasagne and pizza for 3 months first.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd like Leanne Crow to play me, simply so I get to meet her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derren Brown, apparently.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Jonah Hill when he was chunky

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Grayson Perry or Eddie Izzard

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

In my head I would like some stunner like Mila Kunis, but in reality it would likely be Brenda Blethyn as Vera

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I want to be played by Bob Mortimer.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"In my head I would like some stunner like Mila Kunis, but in reality it would likely be Brenda Blethyn as Vera

I would genuinely rather go for dinner with Brenda Blethyn than Mila Kunis. I bet she'd be brilliant fun.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In my head I would like some stunner like Mila Kunis, but in reality it would likely be Brenda Blethyn as Vera

I would genuinely rather go for dinner with Brenda Blethyn than Mila Kunis. I bet she'd be brilliant fun."

Actually me too. I would just prefer to look like the first rather than the second, but hey! She solves a good murder case so I’m all good with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be Stephen Graham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juliette Lewis from the Kalifornia/ Natural born killers era.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

At times I have delusions that it should be George Clooney, but in reality probably some actor nobody has ever heard of, or Mr Blobby

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"In my head I would like some stunner like Mila Kunis, but in reality it would likely be Brenda Blethyn as Vera

Hush!!! You are stunning!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Melissa McCarthy

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Gillian Anderson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean Claude Van Damme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gabriel Byrne

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Gillian Anderson. "

Well as Gillian is taken I'll go for John Malkovich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy

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By *immyGG OP Man
over a year ago

South Cheshire

"It would have to be Stephen Graham."

Good shout, enjoyed everything I've seen him in. Especially Boiling Point about the restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably be someone like Dev Patel. The only Indian actor to ever exist

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ryan Reynolds, for the sarcasm... and to boost sales

LvM

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Child me would be any shy slim girl with long golden hair and blue eyes.

Adult me would start with Cate Blanchett and finish with Kathy Bates, with a London accent.

Or probably Kathy Burke if she toned her accent down a bit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Probably be someone like Dev Patel. The only Indian actor to ever exist"

Ray Panthaki

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Kurt Russell as he had a beard back in the day (Snake Pliskin and MacReady)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably be someone like Dev Patel. The only Indian actor to ever exist

Ray Panthaki

Unlikely, I could never have a beard looking that slick!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Scarlett Johansson. Well I'd watch it anyway.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Kate Winslett.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only person to star as me should be Ryan Reynolds.

He may need to eat lasagne and pizza for 3 months first.

I got you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonny depp

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Probably be someone like Dev Patel. The only Indian actor to ever exist

Ray Panthaki

Unlikely, I could never have a beard looking that slick!"

You can get spray on beards now

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest UK

Peter Griffin

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Jenna Coleman please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlette Johansson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naomie Harris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patrick Dempsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebecca Root. If you know who she is, you’ll know why she’s the only choice for me

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

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John Cusack

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Joe Pesci

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Campbell

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Bruce Campbell"
good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony Soprano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Beckinsale please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Segal or Jean-Claude Van Damme.

My film would boring so might as well make it a cheesy action movie.

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