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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else enjoy browsing through the increasingly weird and frustrated status updates that appear in their area on weekend evenings? Mainly from single men unfortunately.

But they seem to start off quite sedately, like "anyone accom for fun 2nite", then progress to "Horny, need fun NOW", pass through "anyone going dogging" and usually finish with a crescendo of " why are there so many timewasters and fakes!"

It just amuses me, I dont know why. But it's the same every weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie - we really need to get you a different hobby!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I saw one yesterday that said

'Fed up of time wasters don't know why i bother'

From a chap that had been a member for 4 whole days! X lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for them so I don't see the guys updates.

But I do have a giggle on a weekend morning at the single women (ok - usually the 18-25 yr olds) gushing about the "best sex they've ever had" or "the filthy gangbang" they had last night - and yet after months of membership still no sign of that elusive little green tick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking for them so I don't see the guys updates.

But I do have a giggle on a weekend morning at the single women (ok - usually the 18-25 yr olds) gushing about the "best sex they've ever had" or "the filthy gangbang" they had last night - and yet after months of membership still no sign of that elusive little green tick! "

The morale of that tale is never do a status update when you've just woken up!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

I guess it depends on your filters. Mine are full of comments by women complaining about full mailboxes, timewasters and threats to leave the site

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I saw one yesterday that said

'Fed up of time wasters don't know why i bother'

From a chap that had been a member for 4 whole days! X lol x

There's one of those, something like "wish all the timewasters would f*ck off and stop spoiling this site" ...... From someone who's been a member a whole 9 hours lol "

Disheartened after 9 hours! That's got to be a record x lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them!!!! And also people who every single day do a meet me. And as week goes on ya can see their frustrations throu their status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one yesterday that said

'Fed up of time wasters don't know why i bother'

From a chap that had been a member for 4 whole days! X lol x

There's one of those, something like "wish all the timewasters would f*ck off and stop spoiling this site" ...... From someone who's been a member a whole 9 hours lol

Disheartened after 9 hours! That's got to be a record x lol x "

Possibly, but he had probably run out of pictures to have a hand-shandy to.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh no I've been using mine in and off as a sort of mini twitter so it sometimes says things like 'watching starwars' or 'in waitrose at the tea section' or weather updates and other miscellaneous minutiae.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some statuses, that my missus writes are in a "code" to her fun buddy. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading the status updates, they a amusing. And yes Jodie some of the single guys ones are great. Need to empty my balls, who wants to suck me off etc. maybe it's just me but I find it so unappealing. It just comes across as me me me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to look at the feed

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By *heCaramelBunnyWoman
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Ha ha! Yes! Love reading them, and they all sound the same. Makes me laugh every time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The funniest are the single females ones.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just can't help feeling that if they want sex so badly they should just stop wasting their time hanging round the site and just go out down the pub like regular people! Clearly they'd have more of a chance pulling there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some are fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started out this week putting a xmas song title on my status update, i'll give it a miss today, while I find some more out.

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