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"Mmmmmmmmm" Ahhh, it’s one of those messages ladies get (and rarely us men do too), isn’t it? The mmmmmmm gave it away | |||
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"Being fed ferrero rocher's and doing my best to do it seductively " Yummy, however orange Toblerone is my weakness when it's on offer in Tesco. | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. " Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. | |||
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"I'm into knitting. Nobody can get off over knitting " I told a guy I was into crochet earlier and he didn't know what it was. Dried my fanny right up | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. " This is what I already do lol. They mostly go along with it and pretend they were actually asking about my hobbies. Then a few messages later comes the "So what are you into... Sexually?" | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm" Sexy feet | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. This is what I already do lol. They mostly go along with it and pretend they were actually asking about my hobbies. Then a few messages later comes the "So what are you into... Sexually?" " Easy. Crocs, custard creams and primula. Honestly, lol, I'd amuse myself no end. | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. This is what I already do lol. They mostly go along with it and pretend they were actually asking about my hobbies. Then a few messages later comes the "So what are you into... Sexually?" Easy. Crocs, custard creams and primula. Honestly, lol, I'd amuse myself no end." That's a lot of creaminess | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. This is what I already do lol. They mostly go along with it and pretend they were actually asking about my hobbies. Then a few messages later comes the "So what are you into... Sexually?" Easy. Crocs, custard creams and primula. Honestly, lol, I'd amuse myself no end." I'm picturing a foot going into a croc full of primula. The holes. Dear god. | |||
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"I'm into knitting. Nobody can get off over knitting I told a guy I was into crochet earlier and he didn't know what it was. Dried my fanny right up " I love crochet! Such a kick when you knock the ball through those little hoops. | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. This is what I already do lol. They mostly go along with it and pretend they were actually asking about my hobbies. Then a few messages later comes the "So what are you into... Sexually?" Easy. Crocs, custard creams and primula. Honestly, lol, I'd amuse myself no end. I'm picturing a foot going into a croc full of primula. The holes. Dear god. " Now imagine that going onto the crumbs of the biscuits. It's a challenging wank, I agree, but the rewards are there, I assure you. I can just imagine some poor dude going "go on, give me more..." | |||
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"Coffee, any type of coffee, I love coffee " I have a thing with coffee . I love it and the bloody thing is addicted to me | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm And you Timber what you into ? " People who don't ask me that question, mainly. | |||
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"Coffee, any type of coffee, I love coffee " I'd love to make you one some time | |||
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"Belts " Hi | |||
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"Travel, craft beer, rock music, cooking, burlesque, slobbing in front of TV." are you my twin? | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm And you Timber what you into ? People who don't ask me that question, mainly. " OMG, show some initiative | |||
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"I like the haribos, my favourites ones are the gummy bears, which is yours? " Oh Shag, I haven't been able to eat Haribos for over 10 years (gelatine) | |||
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"Coffee, any type of coffee, I love coffee I'd love to make you one some time " | |||
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"I like the haribos, my favourites ones are the gummy bears, which is yours? Oh Shag, I haven't been able to eat Haribos for over 10 years (gelatine) " I think m&s removed all gelatin from their sweets if you're after a fix. I think. Been a while since I've checked. | |||
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"Being fed ferrero rocher's and doing my best to do it seductively Yummy, however orange Toblerone is my weakness when it's on offer in Tesco. " Wait, what? Is that even a thing?!!! | |||
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"I like the haribos, my favourites ones are the gummy bears, which is yours? Oh Shag, I haven't been able to eat Haribos for over 10 years (gelatine) I think m&s removed all gelatin from their sweets if you're after a fix. I think. Been a while since I've checked." I've tried the veggie Percy Pigs, wasn't a fan | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm" ...lord, that was a nine-m mmm, I shall need a bit of a sit-down | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm ...lord, that was a nine-m mmm, I shall need a bit of a sit-down " Got a space for you right on my lap hun xxx | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm ...lord, that was a nine-m mmm, I shall need a bit of a sit-down Got a space for you right on my lap hun xxx" That was pretty slick... you had me at hun, meet now? | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm ...lord, that was a nine-m mmm, I shall need a bit of a sit-down Got a space for you right on my lap hun xxx That was pretty slick... you had me at hun, meet now? " I'm outside your front door babe xxx | |||
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"I have no idea how to respond. Is that the point? Lactofermintation. Did I win? It's the instant conversation killer after like 10-15 messages of otherwise pleasant and promising back and forth. The "ah, he's got one hand around his dick" message. Oooooh, that. Like a sponsored wank. Gifting donations to encourage arousal. Why don't you just go for it, say something like crocs and custard creams. Throw them for six, give them the most confusing boner and wank in history. This is what I already do lol. They mostly go along with it and pretend they were actually asking about my hobbies. Then a few messages later comes the "So what are you into... Sexually?" " Laughing so much V x | |||
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"I’m in to a good set of breasts! And someone that can stand over me and cover me in squirt! " You're in luck, I've just bought a sport-top bottle of Lucozade | |||
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"Scat, femdom and the block button. I'm not in to them but they're my usual "go to" for that inbox question. D x" Ooh on to a winner here, I'll DM you. | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmm" Wow | |||
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"Sucking dick Riding dick Licking pussy Teasing boobs Oh and biscuits " Nice | |||
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"If you answer canabalism it's usually a good conversation stopper" Think I'll try this | |||
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"Sucking dick Riding dick Licking pussy Teasing boobs Oh and biscuits " | |||
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"Studio Ghibli animation Abit old for cartoons no?" Cartoons? Away with ya. | |||
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"Sucking dick Riding dick Licking pussy Teasing boobs Oh and biscuits Nice" Nice biscuits are dull. Now bourbons ........ A | |||
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"Studio Ghibli animation Abit old for cartoons no? " Only joking. On film4 the other day(5 years ago). Drop off the DVDs for me op | |||
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