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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town

What’s fucked you off today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sore feet, walking is not pleasant right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!! "

I could send you a hairy one

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"School kids "

I hear you

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!! "

If you don’t ask you don’t get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost everything iv been like a pitbull on steroids most of the day cos my team lost last night it made me mad enough to beat up grass it will have me moody all week

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"My sore feet, walking is not pleasant right now. "

I nice rub is in order

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Given that I work with knives, big sharp ones, I cut my finger. On a shelf edge.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Mostly the fact I’m at work

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. "

Just let it out, we are all friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!

If you don’t ask you don’t get"

Good point. In that case, can I have nipples in my inbox please. Female ones (although thanks for the offer MrKint )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. "
yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!! "

Some people are so cruel

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!

If you don’t ask you don’t get

Good point. In that case, can I have nipples in my inbox please. Female ones (although thanks for the offer MrKint )"

How about purt male nipples?

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

The programme I use at work to obtain applications decided to crash and was off all day, because of an update. There’s only so much email culling and skill refreshing you can do. ??

J

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!

Some people are so cruel "

You could be kind to him lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows "

Thanks Inevitable.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not one nipple in my inbox. Not one!!

If you don’t ask you don’t get

Good point. In that case, can I have nipples in my inbox please. Female ones (although thanks for the offer MrKint )"

Hope my message cheers you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/10/22 17:11:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

Thanks Inevitable. "

imagine the wordy carnage muhahahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I remain unfucked in all contexts.

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By *ittlemissselfishWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

Nothing yet. However I am getting sick of the dick pics and the message 'would you?' I mean at least try and make the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing yet. However I am getting sick of the dick pics and the message 'would you?' I mean at least try and make the effort "

OK.

Did you?

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

The freaking mess the government have got us all into.

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West


"What’s fucked you off today?"

Work ??

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"The freaking mess the government have got us all into. "

I don’t know if I’m fucked off or just fucked by this

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By *ittlemissselfishWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire


"Nothing yet. However I am getting sick of the dick pics and the message 'would you?' I mean at least try and make the effort

OK.

Did you?

"

Did I fuck.. swift delete

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon


"The freaking mess the government have got us all into.

I don’t know if I’m fucked off or just fucked by this"

I think it will be both..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

Thanks Inevitable. imagine the wordy carnage muhahahahaaa"

Wordy carnage. Fuck. Such a character assassination. So true.

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Nothing yet. However I am getting sick of the dick pics and the message 'would you?' I mean at least try and make the effort "

Sadly, that is too much for some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows "

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

Thanks Inevitable. imagine the wordy carnage muhahahahaaa

Wordy carnage. Fuck. Such a character assassination. So true. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s fucked you off today?"
COVID

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs. "

Allow it mate.

I'm living in a world of darkness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !

Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs.

Allow it mate.

I'm living in a world of darkness.

"

Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.

Probably to someone important.

Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No replies to my messages

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !

Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?"

Wow, this really did get too you

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"No replies to my messages "

It’s a numbers game, the more you send the less you receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !

Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?"

i just watched it again yesterday

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs.

Allow it mate.

I'm living in a world of darkness.

Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.

Probably to someone important.

Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue."

The great Blue Eyed missed a pop culture reference?

I'd like this day to finish now please.

P.S insulted you'd think I could do that. Ever. Really insulted. I could edit a document in my sleep. I can't pronounce banal though, I'll send you a voice note of how I say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs.

Allow it mate.

I'm living in a world of darkness.

"

what did dumbledore say about putting on lights or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Leo Getz would say : They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay?

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' fabulous and bearded !

Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?i just watched it again yesterday "

Such a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs.

Allow it mate.

I'm living in a world of darkness.

Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.

Probably to someone important.

Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue.

The great Blue Eyed missed a pop culture reference?

I'd like this day to finish now please.

P.S insulted you'd think I could do that. Ever. Really insulted. I could edit a document in my sleep. I can't pronounce banal though, I'll send you a voice note of how I say it. "

Like bagel, anel?

Anyway, I am a bit shocked I missed the wise words if Charlie.

Probably because I focus too heavily on Dennis and his, wise erotic instructions.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

No-one started a squirting thread

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Today I remain unfucked in all contexts."

Same. I don't work Mondays. Lol! I did have the trainer but she didn't fuck me up today. Lol!

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"No-one started a squirting thread "

Here’s your chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of sex.

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"The lack of sex."

Well the days not over yet.

If you don’t ask, you don’t get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of sex.

Well the days not over yet.

If you don’t ask, you don’t get"

I shall send good thoughts out to the universe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one booby in my inbox

Saying that nobody looked either lol

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"The lack of sex.

Well the days not over yet.

If you don’t ask, you don’t get

I shall send good thoughts out to the universe!"

Or send good thoughts to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of sex."

Same. *sigh*

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Traffic on the M25! Took me 4 hours to travel 118 miles this morning.

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"The lack of sex.

Same. *sigh* "

We can change that

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Traffic on the M25! Took me 4 hours to travel 118 miles this morning."

Early bird misses the traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Traffic on the M25! Took me 4 hours to travel 118 miles this morning."

They should have just opened the bridge and let the protesters play chicken!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol

OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol

OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha "

And relax

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol

OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha

And relax "

Haha cheers I needed that

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"The amount of idiot drivers on the roads this morning its like some fu#kers forget how to drive over the 2 day weekend! Bloody miracle I made it to work me and car in 1 peace not pieces lol

OK I feel better now got that off my chest phew haha

And relax

Haha cheers I needed that "

Better then emptying your balls

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I mean fucked me off is really quite strong. Very slightly irritated me but not sure if that's allowed on this thread so guess I'll have to keep it bottled up. yeah bottle it up we all want to see _eli go full on nuts when it blows

No nuts allowed.

You maniacs.

Allow it mate.

I'm living in a world of darkness.

Used the wrong variant of they're their or there on an email didn't you.

Probably to someone important.

Don't let this push you to such madness. But if you do, can you live stream it, might be fun seeing you turn into a pin cushion for the rescue.

The great Blue Eyed missed a pop culture reference?

I'd like this day to finish now please.

P.S insulted you'd think I could do that. Ever. Really insulted. I could edit a document in my sleep. I can't pronounce banal though, I'll send you a voice note of how I say it.

Like bagel, anel?

Anyway, I am a bit shocked I missed the wise words if Charlie.

Probably because I focus too heavily on Dennis and his, wise erotic instructions. "

I'm not editing this post down deliberately, got to give you a stiffy. Because I'm kind like that.

Fricking love Dennis.

I'll send it when I'm less whorse sounding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a video some guy dragging people out of the road saying ‘fuck the climate and the climate crisis’ and I just feel shit for my kids and any kids they may have.

Proper fucked me off

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming "

Have you thought of taking the doors of the hinges, can’t slam them if they aren’t there lol

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming

Have you thought of taking the doors of the hinges, can’t slam them if they aren’t there lol"

We keep threatening to lol

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Teenage daughter, or rather I’m fucking her off with every single thing I’m saying. Doors can’t take much more slamming

Have you thought of taking the doors of the hinges, can’t slam them if they aren’t there lol

We keep threatening to lol"

Have kids, it’ll be fun. They said lol

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Traffic and road works. Why the f*** do they insist on doing roadworks on roads that dont need it and then divert the traffic to an already extremely busy road. Im usually able to get to my kids school in less than 15 mins. This morning took nearly 3/4 of an hour and dipshits trying to cut in all over the place to skip the queue. This actually will be a two week rant.

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Traffic and road works. Why the f*** do they insist on doing roadworks on roads that dont need it and then divert the traffic to an already extremely busy road. Im usually able to get to my kids school in less than 15 mins. This morning took nearly 3/4 of an hour and dipshits trying to cut in all over the place to skip the queue. This actually will be a two week rant. "

I will always lean an ear when you need to scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing that my friend is getting cheated on by her partner , who thinks having a single profile on here whilst also having a couples profile is acceptable

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Knowing that my friend is getting cheated on by her partner , who thinks having a single profile on here whilst also having a couples profile is acceptable "

Well that’s just no cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I’ve been in a great mood all day

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By *onglook83 OP   Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Nothing I’ve been in a great mood all day "

That’s fantastic, keep up the good work

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