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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Probably not. Unless I had a spectacular fanny.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

Of course not. I'm the kind of classy bird who only asks for dick pics every Wednesday on the forum

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I would If it could hold onto a broomstick.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Probably not. Unless I had a spectacular fanny."

What does a spectacular fanny look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a peacock and show my arse to everyone.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh no; my sacred fanny is for F&B’s eyes only

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

Of course not. I'm the kind of classy bird who only asks for dick pics every Wednesday on the forum

LvM"

But do you complain about them every other day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No id use toilet duck the neck can get to the hard to reach places

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I'd spread my wings...not my labia

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach "

Much trauma

you was telling everyone about your ATM antics the other day

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would If it could hold onto a broomstick. "

Not long to wait and find out

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd be a peacock and show my arse to everyone."

No front bum then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh no; my sacred fanny is for F&B’s eyes only

PM me bae

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What does a spectacular fanny look like? "

Fairy lights. Glitter. Maybe a bit of gold leaf.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No id use toilet duck the neck can get to the hard to reach places

Toilet duck up the foof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't have to the fact you're a woman is enough. You wouldn't even need an avatars and get more messages than what you're getting now as a bloke.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd spread my wings...not my labia"

That’d do I suppose

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I would flash the gash.....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What does a spectacular fanny look like?

Fairy lights. Glitter. Maybe a bit of gold leaf."

Think I’ve seen that fanny on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach

Much trauma

you was telling everyone about your ATM antics the other day

I was joking around ha ha dose no one get my sens off hummer around here ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes with a Sky Remote inside for measurement purposes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You wouldn't have to the fact you're a woman is enough. You wouldn't even need an avatars and get more messages than what you're getting now as a bloke.

Why not just flash it just because you can?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would flash the gash....."

I’d tribute you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach

Much trauma

you was telling everyone about your ATM antics the other day

I was joking around ha ha dose no one get my sens off hummer around here ha ha "

So that’s a yes then

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

If I woke up with a fanny I'd be way too busy shoving sky remotes and all sorts up there to bother with pics

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I would flash the gash.....

I’d tribute you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes with a Sky Remote inside for measurement purposes "

Would you leave the batteries in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No id use toilet duck the neck can get to the hard to reach places

Toilet duck up the foof?

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make that gspot quackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach

Much trauma

you was telling everyone about your ATM antics the other day

I was joking around ha ha dose no one get my sens off hummer around here ha ha

So that’s a yes then

Emmm no comment but shhhh I down

just keep it to your self

ha ha

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette."

They’re not brave to flash their lady gardens though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If I woke up with a fanny I'd be way too busy shoving sky remotes and all sorts up there to bother with pics "

How many fingers though?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No id use toilet duck the neck can get to the hard to reach places

Toilet duck up the foof?

make that gspot quackers"

You’d be the first man EVER to find that spot if you did

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach

Much trauma

you was telling everyone about your ATM antics the other day

I was joking around ha ha dose no one get my sens off hummer around here ha ha

So that’s a yes then

Emmm no comment but shhhh I down

just keep it to your self

ha ha "

A definite yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No id use toilet duck the neck can get to the hard to reach places

Toilet duck up the foof?

make that gspot quackers

You’d be the first man EVER to find that spot if you did

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id be a bird you said

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No id use toilet duck the neck can get to the hard to reach places

Toilet duck up the foof?

make that gspot quackers

You’d be the first man EVER to find that spot if you did

id be a bird you said

My comment still stands

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Oh no; my sacred fanny is for F&B’s eyes only

PM me bae

I’m an incorrigible strumpet so my coveted clunge is coming your way…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes with a Sky Remote inside for measurement purposes

Would you leave the batteries in?

Yes for a cheap thrill

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh no; my sacred fanny is for F&B’s eyes only

PM me bae

I’m an incorrigible strumpet so my coveted clunge is coming your way…

I’m warming my hand up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No only on face pic Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach

Much trauma

you was telling everyone about your ATM antics the other day

I was joking around ha ha dose no one get my sens off hummer around here ha ha

So that’s a yes then

Emmm no comment but shhhh I down

just keep it to your self

ha ha

A definite yes

Emmm running and hiding ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, but only to display my party piece of fitting a couple of chicken drumsticks up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette."

I'm a woman and I keep thinking I shouldn't be on fab

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No only on face pic Friday."

I’d stick to showing your fanny. You don’t want to scare away the customers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would, but only to display my party piece of fitting a couple of chicken drumsticks up there. "

Bernard Matthews?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette.

I'm a woman and I keep thinking I shouldn't be on fab "

Flash your minge then and things might change

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Only if it was gapping

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only if it was gapping"

Is there any other type of fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette.

I'm a woman and I keep thinking I shouldn't be on fab

Flash your minge then and things might change

I concur

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd wear a hat and sunglasses

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd wear a hat and sunglasses

I said fanny not twa………

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Pictures of gaping lady holes are a turn off personally so if I had such a thing I wouldn’t even consider posting a gaping pic. But a pic of my landing strip and the cleft could be tastefully done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette.

I'm a woman and I keep thinking I shouldn't be on fab

Flash your minge then and things might change

As you've asked so nicely Rex

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Pictures of gaping lady holes are a turn off personally so if I had such a thing I wouldn’t even consider posting a gaping pic. But a pic of my landing strip and the cleft could be tastefully done."

Would you consider a cream pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You inspired me to take some new pics Rex, wait, do I need to come back as a man to add them?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette.

I'm a woman and I keep thinking I shouldn't be on fab

Flash your minge then and things might change

As you've asked so nicely Rex

Waits patiently for the yellow box to appear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'd wear a hat and sunglasses

I said fanny not twa………

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. Ooo I deeply resemble that Mr holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

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no I'd be two classy for that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You inspired me to take some new pics Rex, wait, do I need to come back as a man to add them?"

I think you can only change every 5 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….. flash your fanny on your avatar?

Love and Peace

No as I try and keep my profile photo somewhat clean

For the forums don’t want to subject yous to to much trauma that yous need eye ball bleach "

That is attitude

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd wear a hat and sunglasses

I said fanny not twa………

. Ooo I deeply resemble that Mr holes

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Like tweet tweet bird or Burd

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’d show the good ones a bit of pubic hair if they behaved

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"If I were a woman, I wouldn't be on Fab.

I'm delighted the women here are braver than Elephantette.

I'm a woman and I keep thinking I shouldn't be on fab "

But if you weren't, you wouldn't have met me!

Oh.

Wait.

I see your point.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Not uncovered as general public pics

But would have naked private pics

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Like tweet tweet bird or Burd"

The kind that like willys

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d show the good ones a bit of pubic hair if they behaved "

So you wouldn’t shave?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not uncovered as general public pics

But would have naked private pics

My undies have just fell down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No only on face pic Friday.

I’d stick to showing your fanny. You don’t want to scare away the customers

Have the weekend to recover if I did

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No only on face pic Friday.

I’d stick to showing your fanny. You don’t want to scare away the customers

Have the weekend to recover if I did "

My end would be weak

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Like tweet tweet bird or Burd

The kind that like willys"

Worms are like Willys, kinda

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Would you consider a cream pie? "

Eww no. Wouldn’t post a picture of that - although as a male I could be attracted to the actuality, I don’t see pictures of it as erotic.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

There's a 50/50 chance I would yes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There's a 50/50 chance I would yes

These are good odds

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's a 50/50 chance I would yes

These are good odds

Yo Rex NotSoPosh says hello

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There's a 50/50 chance I would yes

These are good odds

Yo Rex NotSoPosh says hello

Tell her to flash her front bum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would "

Surely that question deserves a thread of it's own

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would "

I have pre cum

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would

Surely that question deserves a thread of it's own

Bugger off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would

I have pre cum

Bit premature, no?!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would

I have pre cum

Bit premature, no?!

It’s been a lonnnnnnng time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Birds, if you were a bloke would you blow Rex Holes yes I would

I have pre cum

Bit premature, no?!

It’s been a lonnnnnnng time

Long Johnson Silver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M wouldn't. I can confidently answer that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a bird I would shit on all the people who voted conservative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a female I would flash everything lol as I’m a perv

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd fly away

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

In an aussie accent I'd be "faaaaack check me .. I got a clit!!" Loudly and proudly present to the world. Literally.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's a 50/50 chance I would yes

These are good odds

Yo Rex NotSoPosh says hello

Tell her to flash her front bum please

I have told her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so uncouth to do that...

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Probably not, because I'd be something like a Red Kite, or Golden Eagle.....not sure I'd get much interest!!

Now, if I were a Lady/Woman /Female, maybe a different matter!!

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