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The 10 Commandments

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Will be on here later

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

thou shalt not wind us up with false promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not pull thine Jonny off mid fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum hoping they were gonna be here before I went out so that I could see how many I could break ............... hurry up !!!!! lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

thou shall not covert they neighbours arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt not threaten to murder forumites ............

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By *ubbles55Couple
over a year ago

nelson/burnley

Was that covert or convert??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shall convert and corrupt many

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Thou shall not come home unexpected while I'm up to my chocks in your sister

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Though shalt not:

- forget to bring plenty of condoms

- cum too quickly

- bite her clit

- check for echoes

- forget her name

Thou shalt:

- make her wet before you touch her

- take notes of what her body is telling you

- remember that she has chosen you

- remember that spunk is an acquired taste

- lay in the wet patch

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Though shalt not:

- forget to bring plenty of condoms

- cum too quickly

- bite her clit

- check for echoes

- forget her name

Thou shalt:

- make her wet before you touch her

- take notes of what her body is telling you

- remember that she has chosen you

- remember that spunk is an acquired taste

- lay in the wet patch

"

oi i like my clit bit

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not fart while getting a BJ.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Though shalt not:

- forget to bring plenty of condoms

- cum too quickly

- bite her clit

- check for echoes

- forget her name

Thou shalt:

- make her wet before you touch her

- take notes of what her body is telling you

- remember that she has chosen you

- remember that spunk is an acquired taste

- lay in the wet patch

oi i like my clit bit "

Added that to your notes...

Commandments are broken every day.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Though shalt not:

- forget to bring plenty of condoms

- cum too quickly

- bite her clit

- check for echoes

- forget her name

Thou shalt:

- make her wet before you touch her

- take notes of what her body is telling you

- remember that she has chosen you

- remember that spunk is an acquired taste

- lay in the wet patch

oi i like my clit bit

Added that to your notes...

Commandments are broken every day.

"

Ha ha, have you got notes on me lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Though shalt not:

- forget to bring plenty of condoms

- cum too quickly

- bite her clit

- check for echoes

- forget her name

Thou shalt:

- make her wet before you touch her

- take notes of what her body is telling you

- remember that she has chosen you

- remember that spunk is an acquired taste

- lay in the wet patch

oi i like my clit bit

Added that to your notes...

Commandments are broken every day.

Ha ha, have you got notes on me lol"

Never know if I will ever meet you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not be a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall be prepared to take one for the team, if situation arises

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Thou shall be prepared to take one for the team, if situation arises"

Well that's me breaking a commandment then

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No! I hadn't started! I was too busy....holy Moses, here we go....a friend sent me these...

Thou shalt never be close friends or close lovers with thy friend with benefits. Just comfortably distant everything.

Thou shalt never get it twisted. Thou shalt always see thy friend with benefits as a buddy first and a hard cock/attractive vagina second. Any changes in feelings shall be reported to the other party immediately and be put under close examination.

Thou shalt never give thy friend with benefits the following things: a mixed CD, a toothbrush, a massage, flowers, chocolate, a trip to the cinema or opera, a flirty comment on his or her wall, too many explanations.

Thou shalt never get jealous of thy friend’s other relationships. It is illegal for thee to check thy friend’s text messages, hack into his or her email or ask, “Where the fuck was thee last night?! I tried calling thee 8,000 times last night!”

Thou shalt never expect more from thy friend with benefits than an orgasm. Cuddling shall be kept to a minimum to avoid confusion.

Thou shalt only make thy friend with benefits feel like a sexual animal with needs that must be met.

Thou shalt only have sex with thy friend with benefits in the late hours of the night and early morning. Thou shalt never bone thy friend at 3:00 in the afternoon. That would mean tenderness, romance, a relationship, direct sunlight. Thou shalt never want that from thy friend with benefits.

Thou shalt be d*unk a lot whilst hooking up with thy friend with benefits. D*unk kissing, d*unk touching, d*unk undressing, d*unk coming, d*unk leaving. Thou shalt use alcohol as a shield from acquiring true feelings for thy friend with benefits. The arrangement shall exist under a filmy gauze. Thou shalt think privately that thy friend with benefits is two personality traits away from being the perfect significant other. So close, no relationship.

Thou shalt realize there’s an expiration date for friends with benefits. Thou shalt understand that thou can only lie with thy friend with benefits naked so many times before things get muddled. After cumming a certain amount of times together, it’s only natural for someone to be tricked into having a false sense of closeness with their mate.

Thou shalt eventually break it off and have no feelings of ill will. Thou shalt see thy friend with benefits at parties occasionally and wish they could still go home with thee. Thou will occasionally wonder if they made the right decision and if they could have ever loved thy friend with benefits. Those moments shall be fleeting.

Lastly, thou shalt never watch the movie No Strings Attached with Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman in an attempt to relate or gain understanding about the unique arrangement of friends with benefits

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