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Puns- user names, businesses whatever. Share the good ones.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There’s a lot of good puns around Fab, off the top of my head the Artful Todger gets a mention.

I love the business puns though, especially it seems Fish and chip shops and hairdressers.

Sid’s Plaice

Curl up and Dye.

Any others I’m sure there’s some brilliant ones out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not really a pun, but it seems tradition that any hairdressers that ends in an S must actually use a Z instead. You will NEVER find a 'Top Cuts", it's always "Top Cutz"

Also not a pun, but somewhere in London (I forget where, I used to drive past it once a week tho) is a laundromat called "Wishy washy splishy sploshy washee knickers very quickee" (and yes you can google that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few I've heard of:

Lawn & Order (gardners)

Back To The Fuchsia (Florists)

Bread Pitt (Bakers)

Jason Donervan (kebabs)

Chisel Me Timbers (carpenter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an Essex-based company that do loft work called The Loft Boys (as in The Lost Boys film for those unsure)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock Stock and Barrel - Edinburgh locksmiths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...oh yes, also:

Lino Ritche - "Is It Me You're Looking Floor" (Flooring Contractor)

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

In my IT dept we have a laugh at some of the system-generated usernames - favourite is currently

ANLCOX

.

To her credit, she didn't ask for it to be changed and took it on the chin like a trooper.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Brilliant mobile tanning service in Hackney around 10 years ago called 'You-Rang-A-Tan'.

There are a few 'Abra-kebabra's around, too.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

This is one for the vegans among us, but there's a take-away in London called 'The Temple of Seitan' which always makes me chuckle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The landscape gardeners in Glasgow, Ace of Spades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwich shop big baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my IT dept we have a laugh at some of the system-generated usernames - favourite is currently

ANLCOX

.

To her credit, she didn't ask for it to be changed and took it on the chin like a trooper."

I love these, we had a system of initials and your surname but if it was already taken you'd use the 2nd, then 3rd letter from your first name etc. There was an Andrew Man, who was AMAN, so when Ashley joined... Yup, instant nickname of Ass Man...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Kent Fried Chicken always made me giggle

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"In my IT dept we have a laugh at some of the system-generated usernames - favourite is currently

ANLCOX

.

To her credit, she didn't ask for it to be changed and took it on the chin like a trooper.

I love these, we had a system of initials and your surname but if it was already taken you'd use the 2nd, then 3rd letter from your first name etc. There was an Andrew Man, who was AMAN, so when Ashley joined... Yup, instant nickname of Ass Man..."

Assman and Anlcox need to meet in a club, it would be a hell of an icebreaker

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