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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else find it highly entertaining and amusing to watch the scramble for the parking spots nearest the school gates?

I’ve only just discovered the joy in watching this unfold, and I giggle my juvenile behind off.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wait until it's raining. Then the fun begins.

But I'm usually too busy getting angry and swearing at the bad drivers trying to run over my children to laugh too much.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Many years ago people used to do something called walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love those parents that park over the yellow ‘NO PARKING SCHOOL’ sign or next to the wall banner that say THINK! Your children crosse here, don’t park!!!

Same parents, every time.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Does anyone else find it highly entertaining and amusing to watch the scramble for the parking spots nearest the school gates?

I’ve only just discovered the joy in watching this unfold, and I giggle my juvenile behind off. "

Entertaining?

Nope. Used to fuck me right off. Parking on blind bends, double parking and opposite junctions.

Often women that didn't work in brand new Chelsea tractors who live half a mile down the road.

The joy of country living.

Arseholes.

A

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Many years ago people used to do something called walking "

Exactly this. I always walk my son to school. I can understand with really little ones, and those with mobility difficulties, but seeing older kids and teenagers being driven less than a mile always makes me sad.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Drives me potty.

I stand there waiting for the bus and there's just no consideration for anyone else or anything else. They park across people's drives, over the lines, on the road next to where the bollardy bit is in the middle of the road so no cars can fit through. It's all horn bibbing and chaos twice a fucking day. Despise needing to get to work during school run time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my head in how they always ignore the do not park signs and block the road up seems to be a fight every other week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind but half the kids live less than 5 minutes walk away lazy cunts

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No. I live on the same road as a primary school and have to time my comings and goings so I can park outside my house.

Yes, yes I know.....the school was there before I was, should live near a school if it bothers you ...blah blah blah.

I never make it and issue for the people taking or picking up. I just get mad with myself when I forget.

Plus it will soon be harvest festival/bonfire night/school play season so will have to fight for a space in the evenings as well

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I wouldnt mind but half the kids live less than 5 minutes walk away lazy cunts "

But the parents probably work straight after....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah love watching them try and park or get closer I deliver to schools you should see there faces when I come down the rd if there obstructing the way I just hit them hilarious when I say tough should walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked to school every day of my school life. So has, and indeed will, my progeny. The local school has managed to get lines painted within about 50 meters of the school, so no-one can get particularly close anyway. Even if you live far away, you can still drop your little urchins a street away to save the bunfight. Unless they're too precious to walk 200m

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Yeah love watching them try and park or get closer I deliver to schools you should see there faces when I come down the rd if there obstructing the way I just hit them hilarious when I say tough should walk."

Course you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldnt mind but half the kids live less than 5 minutes walk away lazy cunts

But the parents probably work straight after.... "
takes longer finding a car space than it does to walk there amd back in some cases

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Yeah love watching them try and park or get closer I deliver to schools you should see there faces when I come down the rd if there obstructing the way I just hit them hilarious when I say tough should walk."
you hit the kids or the cars ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah love watching them try and park or get closer I deliver to schools you should see there faces when I come down the rd if there obstructing the way I just hit them hilarious when I say tough should walk. you hit the kids or the cars ?"
what you think cars can be mended kids can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urghhhh they park outside our house and clog the road up. Half of them live well within walking distance

STOP IT!!!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Yeah love watching them try and park or get closer I deliver to schools you should see there faces when I come down the rd if there obstructing the way I just hit them hilarious when I say tough should walk. you hit the kids or the cars ? what you think cars can be mended kids can't "
oh I don’t know a broken arm or leg is nothing these days cool car btw mk2 is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try living on a rd with two schools the arguments I used to have even woke up day off car parked on drive and the arrogance of some was funny when the police turned up and ticked and clamped most could walk there little chereb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah love watching them try and park or get closer I deliver to schools you should see there faces when I come down the rd if there obstructing the way I just hit them hilarious when I say tough should walk. you hit the kids or the cars ? what you think cars can be mended kids can't oh I don’t know a broken arm or leg is nothing these days cool car btw mk2 is it ?"
yep GRP 4 2.1

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Does anyone else find it highly entertaining and amusing to watch the scramble for the parking spots nearest the school gates?

I’ve only just discovered the joy in watching this unfold, and I giggle my juvenile behind off. "

Oh Indeed. Even funnier the parents who drive their child less than 500m, then spend 10minutes trying to squeeze their car into an illegal parking space or end up parking 400m the other side of the school. Must. Not. Walk.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Many years ago people used to do something called walking "

Now Consigned to the bin of history. Like conkers.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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It’s interesting to hear of parents criticising other parents for not parking responsibly when really it’s just because they are miffed someone parked on those zig zags before them

You would think all parents would want to protect all children on the roads but that’s not the case.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It’s interesting to hear of parents criticising other parents for not parking responsibly when really it’s just because they are miffed someone parked on those zig zags before them

You would think all parents would want to protect all children on the roads but that’s not the case. "

Yes you would think that... A little like those who speed through the village past the school gates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required "

Do you have hi Viz jackets making sure you drop off at the right place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its one of the reason why, whenever I've moved house (8 times now) I make sure I NEVER buy one near a school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required "

I do love the thought of 'chucking them out' do they have those PE mats to fall on? he! he! he!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required

Do you have hi Viz jackets making sure you drop off at the right place? "

Do you want to see me dressed in one?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Must be the only one who enjoys the school run! Superb views around my area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required

I do love the thought of 'chucking them out' do they have those PE mats to fall on? he! he! he! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago people used to do something called walking

Exactly this. I always walk my son to school. I can understand with really little ones, and those with mobility difficulties, but seeing older kids and teenagers being driven less than a mile always makes me sad."

Sadly my kids primary school was 9 miles away from our house and their secondary is 10 miles in the other directions. I would love to live within walking distance lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Many years ago people used to do something called walking

Exactly this. I always walk my son to school. I can understand with really little ones, and those with mobility difficulties, but seeing older kids and teenagers being driven less than a mile always makes me sad.

Sadly my kids primary school was 9 miles away from our house and their secondary is 10 miles in the other directions. I would love to live within walking distance lol "

That's fair enough. So many people though won't even walk 200m. Country people are excused

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required

Do you have hi Viz jackets making sure you drop off at the right place?

Do you want to see me dressed in one? "

Well as you've offered jasmine.

. I think you in hi Viz... And heels of course would brighten up the school run for everyone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If men were the ones dropping the children off to school every morning it would be carnage and fisticuffs.

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby


"Must be the only one who enjoys the school run! Superb views around my area "

I just came to post the same thing

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"If men were the ones dropping the children off to school every morning it would be carnage and fisticuffs.

"

Can you imagine? All that macho posing in lycra...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

How could it be successfully changed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a drive in, chuck out, drive off system so no parking required

I do love the thought of 'chucking them out' do they have those PE mats to fall on? he! he! he!

Poor Dad's don't get the chance to see the hottest mum waiting at the gates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be the only one who enjoys the school run! Superb views around my area "

Mum's or Dads?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"How could it be successfully changed? "

Make everyone who is able to walk.... Walk.?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"Must be the only one who enjoys the school run! Superb views around my area

Mum's or Dads?"

Both

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Remember back in the day mine were little people used to get there real early to get best spot and sit there! Mine walked as I don't drive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents didn’t got car til I was 11

Ha ha

Good luck with that .

Not even had a grown up by foot to take to me school . How even drive …

Ha ha

Good luck with that .

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