FabSwingers.com forum: Things in life you feel are totally pointless

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me Toe nails. What's the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For scratching the inside thigh itch when your hands are busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pouring milk all over shop floors (clown emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liz Truss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting the clocks back and forward. .

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Influencer's

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Putting info in your profile to save people's time...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Irons.

If God had meant us to iron, he wouldn't have invented valets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting info in your profile to save people's time...

Just beat me to it lol

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Liz Truss"

You beat me to it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Moustaches

Male or female. What is their point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indicators on BMWs

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By *idanMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

Neck ties

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Moustaches

Male or female. What is their point?"

I have a moustache as part of a full beard and find it is very useful when I have a runny nose, it stops it continually running over my top lip into my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Putting the clocks back and forward. ."

Excuse me young lady, my clock is staying where it is thank you very much

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Indicators on a bmw

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Neck ties"

As opposed to what kind of ties?

The mind boggles.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Neck ties

As opposed to what kind of ties?

The mind boggles.

As opposed to cable ties ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Neck ties

As opposed to what kind of ties?

The mind boggles.

As opposed to cable ties ??

Those...definitely have their place,too. Though, for me, the neck isn't it.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Moustaches

Male or female. What is their point?

I have a moustache as part of a full beard and find it is very useful when I have a runny nose, it stops it continually running over my top lip into my mouth

Easy now. There’s only so much sexy a lass can take. Also, that’s what sleeves are for!!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Liz Truss"

All the Tories if we're honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Fast fashion and, at the other end of the clothing continuum, haute couture.

Both are phenomenally wasteful; I prefer simple functionality: clothing that lasts for many years and can be repeatedly remade and repaired.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Working

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totally agree. Been on hols for a fortnight dreading it tomorrow.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Celery. It ruins a Bloody Mary and is just not nice.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Neck ties"

I call them nooses, cos that's what their are, bloody horrible things.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Neck ties

As opposed to what kind of ties?

The mind boggles.

Bow ties, I do like them, none of the flapping around.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nettles and wasps. Both sting but both seem pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resisting giving the obvious answer lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Nursing homes

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Broken pencils

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Parking wardens

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wrapped coconuts in M&S

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Blunt pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working a dead end job...!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My salary, it's gone the day I get paid it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion.

Taxes.

Politicians.

Most other people.

Leeks.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently.... Me.

Felt it was about time I admitted I'm seriously down at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life lol

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Liz Truss

All the Tories if we're honest

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all politicians,,,

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Mordor

Electric cars & PHEV's.

A quiz show on the BBC.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Cake knives...your gonna eat the whole lot anyways

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Most things in life are ultimately pointless with the crucial exception of maintaining one current state of homeostasis: breathing and thinking about reproducing!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Man nipples

Like why do we have these things? Haha

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Indicators on BMWs"

Haaaaaaahaaaa

I’m still chuckling to myself at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indicators on BMWs"

True story

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man nipples

Like why do we have these things? Haha "

Some men like having them nibbled and played with, in my experience, so not a total waste of time haha

F (Mrs)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Currently.... Me.

Felt it was about time I admitted I'm seriously down at the moment "

Hug x

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Man nipples

Like why do we have these things? Haha

Some men like having them nibbled and played with, in my experience, so not a total waste of time haha

F (Mrs)"

I'm too ticklish for this haha

would be laughing my ass off to enjoy this. But fair enough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

DVLA, GP receptionists aka the dragons. Football, Bingo. PLOD

As for nipples...in the early stages of pregnancy the nipples of the unborn are developed befor e the hormones dictate that the baby is to become a boy/male. So the genitals change, but it's too late for the nipples and they are here to stay.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Indicators on BMWs

Haaaaaaahaaaa

I’m still chuckling to myself at this "

Not AUDIs then?

As in "How'd he get a licence, driving like that?"

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Snooker balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake knives...your gonna eat the whole lot anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Global warming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me Toe nails. What's the point

To stop your toes from fraying

Obvs

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me Toe nails. What's the point

To stop your toes from fraying

Obvs

Missy x"

Nah, they're for cutting, so the edge's are razor sharp to catch your partner at 03:28am.

Waking them up, whilst you sleep soundly.

The perfect crime.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

James Blunt

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Meghan Markle

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Coloured tattoo ink, they'll end up the same shade of dark blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting the clocks back and forward. ."

Is what I think too . ^^ what’s the point in that ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Richard Osmond Quizzes and The Chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moustaches

Male or female. What is their point?"

Not for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes"

Oi ! That’s the best biscuit ever …

And it was none for sale in Aldi last time .

Thanks to you

Now I know why they were missing .

What have u done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me Toe nails. What's the point

- To help with grip , speed and balance at end of toes

- to show I put minimum effort be fore a meeting and don’t turn up with gargoyle toes

- to help sing in sand as u scratch looking for worms

- And ladies can do your eye brows trimming, with their toe nails, in a single Kill Bill leg swing move

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hotel shower caps ... ?!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Hotel shower caps ... ?!

"
hello Emily nice to see you xx

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Moustaches

Male or female. What is their point?"

To add to this, most of rhe incovenient body hair. Id like to not shave my legs again please, as well as other places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Corden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps...all they do is bang their heads against a bathroom window and get pissed angry...and ruin any picnic by trying to steal food which they know is way too big for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion

Football

Liz Truss

Strictly come dancing

Over 50s life insurance tv Ads

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Pronoun police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep. If we never felt tired, imagine how much more we could do

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Christmas. It's just Halloween for boring people

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Alexander Armstrong.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"For me Toe nails. What's the point

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pointy toenails ruin your socks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dusting.

It always comes back

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

James Corden, shower caps and parking wardens

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Falling out with people over your opinions on politics

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

TV gameshows where the lowest score wins

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Lidl's voucher points app. So far I haven't received a single voucher for the things I need on my weekly shop lol

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

The letters ueue after Q

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That useless little bit of gristle at the end of every penis .........

C'mon you know where I'm going.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Falling out with people over your opinions on politics"

I am outraged at whatever it is you have said that I can get outraged at. Shame on you have you no self respect ?

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By *ukkakelovingwifeWoman
over a year ago

twickenham

My husband lol

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"That useless little bit of gristle at the end of every penis .........

C'mon you know where I'm going..... "
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Which end

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That useless little bit of gristle at the end of every penis .........

C'mon you know where I'm going..... .

Which end

Exactly Bryan .......

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

A blunt pencil....lol

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Pretty much everything. Welcome to the existential crisis, take a seat. The void is over there if you would like to scream into it.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Expecting drivers, not to stop at the roundabout if nothing is coming and all is clear!

Logan

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Chopsticks

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Liz Truss

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

General elections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evri (nee Hermes). So incompetent they make Liz Truss look like Elon Musk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Amazon delivery drivers playing

" knock a door run"

while people are at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/10/22 23:13:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing knickers for a meet

what's the point?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wearing knickers for a meet

what's the point? "

Souvenir? Or shove in pocket to say let's play now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswingers

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By *hooter2482Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Voting especially with the shower of shot that’s about

Bring back guy forkes

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Trying to meet a woman specially on here

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Voting in a general election.

Whoever wins you get a lying, thieving scumbag in office.

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Seeing men on here defending women when it's not needed and jumping on the bandwagon hoping to get a shag

You just look silly

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Fabswingers"

Many of us would really miss this site if it were to disappear.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Putting a lot of effort in a message on here, especially when the profile requests you to, only to be deleted without response. WTF

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Putting a lot of effort in a message on here, especially when the profile requests you to, only to be deleted without response. WTF "

The joys of Fab eh?!

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"Indicators on BMWs"

Shouldn’t this be Audi’s as all the knobhead drivers that use to drive BMW’s have switched to Audi’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the kids bedroom

Mrs C

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Winking on Fab

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A plucked hedgehog

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Documentaries that spend ten minutes telling us what they'll be showing us...eg "we'll be showing you penguins calling out to relatives near the south pole,

we'll be looking at penguins nesting spots and the anatomy of penguins through history...

we'll be exploding the myth that penguins are covered in chocolate"...etc etc etc etc etc etc ......

Just get on with the bleeding programme.....

(No penguins were harmed in the making of this post...well only one posh looking penguin in a dinner jacket.)....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Documentaries that spend ten minutes telling us what they'll be showing us...eg "we'll be showing you penguins calling out to relatives near the south pole,

we'll be looking at penguins nesting spots and the anatomy of penguins through history...

we'll be exploding the myth that penguins are covered in chocolate"...etc etc etc etc etc etc ......

Just get on with the bleeding programme.....

(No penguins were harmed in the making of this post...well only one posh looking penguin in a dinner jacket.)....

But first/we'll come back to that later/just to recap. Aaagh.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

So many things and would not be able to list

Vat. Nothing but a money maker.

Cars that go faster than say 100 what's the point in them being designed for that speed. Nearly illegal in every country.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

All the MPs standing up then sitting down when someones just asked a question at prime minister's questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voicenotes...just make the call and chat you lazy fuckers

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Bottled water..( Evian spelt backwards is naïve)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man nipples

Like why do we have these things? Haha

Some men like having them nibbled and played with, in my experience, so not a total waste of time haha

F (Mrs)

I'm too ticklish for this haha

would be laughing my ass off to enjoy this. But fair enough

Haha, maybe they’ve just not had the right touch…

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps

Putin

Liz Truss

Council tax

Tv Licence

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