FabSwingers.com forum: For pity's sake help me!

By *illanelle OP Woman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight

This is a very pathetic and needy post.

Long story short, I've been stupidly ill with flu for over 2 weeks (delirious with fever, in and out of consciousness, dangerous complications due to existing chronic conditions, emergency treatment in A&E etc etc).

The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.

Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sent you a joke and told you a dick pic.

Hope that's right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done. I won’t tell you which you have….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending you lots of love and strength. If I could send cake I would. Get well soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To receive cake you’d need an address. IT’S A TRAP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh honey. That sounds like a lot to deal with, it’s so exhausting being poorly for so long and flu is vicious.

Sending you lots of virtual love and support - be kind to yourself and reach out to your support people as much as you need to.

My in is always open if you need a moan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you opened my message it will be too late to go back !

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By *onglook83Man
over a year ago

happy town

What’s green and got wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels lol

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

My dick pics double as a joke.

Grim, Villanelle. I hate that kind of drained, weak,empty feeling. You already know this, but you are strong and you are recovering.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

OK, here's a local gag.

Did you hear that Bob Seely copped a dose of crabs?

He refused to get rid of them, as he thought they were Money Spiders.

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By *acknickMan
over a year ago

london

"This is a very pathetic and needy post.

The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.

Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?

Have sent you a pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, here's a local gag.

Did you hear that Bob Seely copped a dose of crabs?

He refused to get rid of them, as he thought they were Money Spiders."

This will not go down well in Cowes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending hugs and get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being unwell sucks ass big time, had glandular infection for three weeks now and it just stops being funny - like weird funny. Not being able to get your basic shopping is a real pita. I'm guessing being on an island is no big help either.

Hope you get well soon

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By *werkfan87Man
over a year ago

Mortlake

If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hope you're feeling better soon

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be grateful your not a man . Manflu so much worse than ladyflu . That's a scientific fact study by lots of men .

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By *oalie66Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"This is a very pathetic and needy post.

The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.

Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?

I got thrown out of KFC last night

I asked for a leg and a wing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were nearer I would come around and (hopefully) cheer you up by being a naked cleaner and waiter.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

A squeeze and red velvet cake is in the post.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Sending hugs and lots of cream for your strawberries

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not me, I don't visit sick people.

I'll send virtual flowers and a box of teabags.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

What did the slice of cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumee

…….I’ll get me coat………

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"This is a very pathetic and needy post.

The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.

Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?"

I can break from tradition and send you my ethereal and, yet, hideous face photo. It will leave you feeling further debilitated from the endless laughter because of my hideousness.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"This is a very pathetic and needy post.

The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.

Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?

Sending positive thought, sunshine and hugs. I tried to think of a joke you maybe hadn't heard before but realise it's all in the delivery and I only have a second class stamp!

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