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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom has read that when potatoes turn green that they produce a venom that is dangerous to humans. Is this true and if so how dangerous are these green buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very. This is an absolute disgrace and no mistake.

It's time to take back control of our great British spuds, Tom.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Just wait till they get to the eggs and ham!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I was always taught never to eat green potatoes because they would make me ill and I’ve never questioned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was always taught never to eat green potatoes because they would make me ill and I’ve never questioned it but I did put them in my anus "

Good girl

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I was always taught never to eat green potatoes because they would make me ill and I’ve never questioned it but I did put them in my anus

Good girl "

I am aren’t I?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Green spuds will make you ill. They've always turbed green when exposed to the light

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Give them to the little green men Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Seriously has anyone on here been seriously ill by eating this green venom?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We've eaten potatoes that are turning green and never been ill. If we are making a meal and the only potatoes we have are turning green we will use them up. Can't have a Sunday roast without potatoes.

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By *ungguy8Man
over a year ago

Crewe

When exposed to daylight pototoes turn green. The green is harmless chlorophyll but is an indicator of increased levels of a chemical called Solanine in the potato which can cause stomach upset, stomach cramps and some neurological disorders. Having said that, you need to eat a lot of green potatoes to cause problems.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"When exposed to daylight pototoes turn green. The green is harmless chlorophyll but is an indicator of increased levels of a chemical called Solanine in the potato which can cause stomach upset, stomach cramps and some neurological disorders. Having said that, you need to eat a lot of green potatoes to cause problems."

Is Solanine an artificial chemical like a sweetener ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m just getting over the fact that Apple pips contain cyanide

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

As a spud, I have to tell you they don't go in the fridge, that's a bad idea for your health.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apple pips contain cyanide venom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 potato 2 potato 3 potato 4

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I have eaten mildly green potatoes on numerous occasions, with no adverse effects, but I always peeled the spuds before cooking.

The so-called venom is actually a toxin, that is related to Belladonna; venom can only be produced by animate objects such as snakes, scorpions, ants, spiders, etc.

Individuals with health problems or compromised immune systems should probably avoid potatoes that have been excessively exposed to sunlight, that turn progressively greener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green potatoes are a sign that they've not been stored properly. It's also an indicator that they contain solanine which will give you an upset stomach. There's not enough solanine in a potato to cause serious damage though.

My grandparents pretty much survived on them in a Russian gulag during WW2.

MrWho.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When I was little, I remember potatoes were bought in a thick paper sack, covered in mud. Now they come washed, in clear plastic bags or loose, which surely exposes them to light??

...Is this a supermarket ploy to make us buy more potatoes?

C

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I thought this was the new “blue waffle” for a moment

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"When I was little, I remember potatoes were bought in a thick paper sack, covered in mud. Now they come washed, in clear plastic bags or loose, which surely exposes them to light??

...Is this a supermarket ploy to make us buy more potatoes?

C"

I store mine in hessian sacks. Keeps out the sunlight but let’s the air circulate to keep them cool to prevent them from rotting.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"When I was little, I remember potatoes were bought in a thick paper sack, covered in mud. Now they come washed, in clear plastic bags or loose, which surely exposes them to light??

...Is this a supermarket ploy to make us buy more potatoes?

C

I store mine in hessian sacks. Keeps out the sunlight but let’s the air circulate to keep them cool to prevent them from rotting.

"

Hessian or jute sacks are ideal above ground storage but washing potatoes seems to reduce their storage time.

Potatoes, after having been dug, depending on whether they were earlies or lates, were traditionally stored in a bing, which was above ground, dry, but covered in straw and soil to protect this valuable staple from rain, frost, etc.

When planting potatoes, the key is to plant your earlies late, and your latest early.

The principal variety of potatoes used by McDonalds is an american variety called Russet Burbank, that is never available in retail shops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally close my eyes when I peel a green potato, usually after Ive scraped all the sprouty bits off, and Im still here.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"As a spud, I have to tell you they don't go in the fridge, that's a bad idea for your health."

I keep mine in the fridge, sometimes up to a month. No problems here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom has read that when potatoes turn green that they produce a venom that is dangerous to humans. Is this true and if so how dangerous are these green buggers"

They're the daddy long legs of vegetables. Produce a potent venom but no delivery system in to the human body so pretty pointless

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


" ... Can't have a Sunday roast without potatoes."

Abso-fucking-lutly!

Much better to have poisonous potatoes on a plate than none at all. Especially if it's Sunday and the meal is a roast.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

How dangerous are these green venomous buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dangerous are these green venomous buggers"

Not very!

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m living proof that you can eat apple pips and green potatoes without dying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m living proof that you can eat apple pips and green potatoes without dying.

"

Yet

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"When I was little, I remember potatoes were bought in a thick paper sack, covered in mud. Now they come washed, in clear plastic bags or loose, which surely exposes them to light??

...Is this a supermarket ploy to make us buy more potatoes?

C

I store mine in hessian sacks. Keeps out the sunlight but let’s the air circulate to keep them cool to prevent them from rotting.

Hessian or jute sacks are ideal above ground storage but washing potatoes seems to reduce their storage time.

Potatoes, after having been dug, depending on whether they were earlies or lates, were traditionally stored in a bing, which was above ground, dry, but covered in straw and soil to protect this valuable staple from rain, frost, etc.

When planting potatoes, the key is to plant your earlies late, and your latest early.

The principal variety of potatoes used by McDonalds is an american variety called Russet Burbank, that is never available in retail shops!"

Mina are Cara, excellent for baking and chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m living proof that you can eat apple pips and green potatoes without dying.

Yet "

…..wait…..that’s a good point.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Potatoes have eyes.

Walls have ears

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I was always told that eating green spuds/tatties was not a good idea.

Something that pregnant women were to avoid.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m just getting over the fact that Apple pips contain cyanide "

You’d have to eat a lot of pips Luna

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"I’m just getting over the fact that Apple pips contain cyanide "

Don't cherry seeds contain something similar?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I have eaten mildly green potatoes on numerous occasions, with no adverse effects, but I always peeled the spuds before cooking.

The so-called venom is actually a toxin, that is related to Belladonna; venom can only be produced by animate objects such as snakes, scorpions, ants, spiders, etc.

Individuals with health problems or compromised immune systems should probably avoid potatoes that have been excessively exposed to sunlight, that turn progressively greener"

So these green potatoes are dangerous buggers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just getting over the fact that Apple pips contain cyanide

Don't cherry seeds contain something similar? "

Yes and nectarines/peaches.

The husk of the caster bean (that we use for castor oil) contains ricin, one of the deadliest poisons around.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Potatoes are part of the Belladonna Family and my mum told me never to eat green potatoes so never have. I never questioned it.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"How dangerous are these green venomous buggers"

I believe venom is a liquid produced by snakes and other creatures, not by potatoes or other vegetation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not let the green potato bite you then, Time

Remember kids:

You bite it and you die = Poisonous

It bites you and you die = Venomous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would eat Shreks dick no questions asked so I'm not worried about green potatoes Tom

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I would eat Shreks dick no questions asked so I'm not worried about green potatoes Tom"

But is Shrek's dick peeled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would eat Shreks dick no questions asked so I'm not worried about green potatoes Tom

But is Shrek's dick peeled?"

More like onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would eat Shreks dick no questions asked so I'm not worried about green potatoes Tom

But is Shrek's dick peeled?

More like onions"

So many layers

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Now I'm picturing endless paper-thin discarded Shrek dicks, pale shadows of the glorious original.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Never mind green spuds, it's the yellow snow you need to avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needn’t worry about apple seeds since I’ve eaten a few & had no issues. Guessing you’d have to thoroughly chew and swallow at a vast amount of seeds before experiencing any adverse effects (not suggesting any1 puts it to the test). As for green potatoes can’t say I’ve had any but unlikely they’d be harmful if thoroughly cooked...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm picturing endless paper-thin discarded Shrek dicks, pale shadows of the glorious original."

I am horny when you talk like that

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

What, potatoes in Hulk mode?

Hulk angry, Hulk (S)mash….

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