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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four words

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four words"

jake was here 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pickle is magic.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Couldn't meet here either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive le cul sec

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four wordsjake was here 2022 "

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"The pickle is magic. "

It really is

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm dead now idiots

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Trump got here first

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Couldn't meet here either"

Haha this made me proper giggle

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Vive le cul sec "

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Trump got here first "

If only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You took your time

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My cock is enormous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new pork market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my cave wall.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Kiss,fuck,avoid,drink

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Kiss,fuck,avoid,drink "

In that order?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Kiss,fuck,avoid,drink

In that order? "

It's how nearly all my dates go ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my satnav

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Next time a Twix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide and seek champion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/10/22 15:42:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide’n’seek champion 2022

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Should've asked for directions.

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By *hicDragon08Man
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Shit, its bloody hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pickle is magic.

It really is "

You know about the pickle.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Last loo-roll now finished.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off my land

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

the

Fabswingers.com, fun, free & fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re great great great granddaughter

She’s pretty fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER?!?!?!?!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Doug Quade Woz Ere

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fab for a bone

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fucking stood up again......

A

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

The doom guy ruled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wat u up 2?

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Don’t recommend tui holidays

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Found it on zoopla

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I hate my satnav "

Lol that’s some sat nav though!

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Weathers ok entertainment shit

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Next time a Twix."

Or perhaps a starbar? Quite partial to those personally

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

fab was here first,,

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Don’t trust bus timetables

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Avoid the covid booster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

In all fairness though the astronauts would not of been looking in a cave would they

They would of been in the weatherspoons on mars

Ffs they seem to be everywhere else !

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By *acknickMan
over a year ago

london

Fuck you Richard Branson

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Should've asked for directions."

Alas men rarely ask for directions (but honestly it would be helpful if you did sometimes )

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Last loo-roll now finished.

Winston "

Oh Winston, did you seriously not stock up enough at the beginning of the first lockdown - tut tut, rookie fail! Im good for at least another year

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Slimmer of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Premier Inn Opening Soon

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Wor rest and play

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrestrial Politicians Scam Dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not touch the.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/10/22 23:31:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I survived PM BoJo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We Misspelled Maya Calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took your time. Wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my Stinky Winky

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Olov was here

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Welcome to Slough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rwanda? Are you sure?

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

No Earth Immigrants Allowed.

or

I wasn't the first

or

Run, you fools. Run !

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Return to sender please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP planet.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Lord lucan was here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one could have believed ….

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Last loo-roll now finished.

Winston

Oh Winston, did you seriously not stock up enough at the beginning of the first lockdown - tut tut, rookie fail! Im good for at least another year "

You got it.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazed we got to this year.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

What shall I write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bastards left me!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Damn you Matt Damon

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Please review fab profile

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Any one want Toast.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four words"

Knew I was ill!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Beware of the killer….

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

A mars a day

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

No strings fun wanted…

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im in your area..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The Venutians did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later

T

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"It's full of stars..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink the water

Or

Should have turned Left

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four words"

No dogs, Irish, earthlings

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Didn’t think this through!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I can smell gas!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Diesel 3gbp per litre

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I never learned to count

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Stella 4 for 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We destroyed our home

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Keep off the grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He tasted good, next...

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Will fill in later

T"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four words"

what took so long

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over a year ago

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS
over a year ago

hatfield


"The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.

What are the four words"

please...go back home.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mork calling Orson !

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Fancy a fuck FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go Glen Coco

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Liz Truss totally clueless

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