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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Give me your top airport tips please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wear a burka.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Don't wear a burka."

I wasn't planning to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit by the window and drink lots of alcohol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Currently, get there early, security takes an age

Have all your stuff ready for when you get to the front of the security queue (coat/belt off, electrical out, liquids in plastic bag etc....the security delays really aren't helped by every other person fannying about doing all of this when they reach the station, rather than at any other point during the two hours they've been queueing, despite being reminded to do so every five minutes.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Give me your top airport tips please"

Book a lounge if you can, makes waiting for your flight a much more pleasant and chilled experience. Hope you have a good trip OP!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Give me your top airport tips please"
stay away from bars number one you'll get pissed and they'll bar you or divert plane in mid flight to eject you and number two you'll be queuing for toilet all the way back

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Give me your top airport tips please

Book a lounge if you can, makes waiting for your flight a much more pleasant and chilled experience. Hope you have a good trip OP!"

Thank you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Give me your top airport tips please

Book a lounge if you can, makes waiting for your flight a much more pleasant and chilled experience. Hope you have a good trip OP!"

I 2nd this!! Lovely food & drink in peace. Book early through Holiday Extras to get it cheaper

J x

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Currently, get there early, security takes an age

Have all your stuff ready for when you get to the front of the security queue (coat/belt off, electrical out, liquids in plastic bag etc....the security delays really aren't helped by every other person fannying about doing all of this when they reach the station, rather than at any other point during the two hours they've been queueing, despite being reminded to do so every five minutes. "

I know I have to stick my liquids in a sea through bag, but should I stick it in my suitcase or in my carry on bag, the internet is very confusing on this

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Currently, get there early, security takes an age

Have all your stuff ready for when you get to the front of the security queue (coat/belt off, electrical out, liquids in plastic bag etc....the security delays really aren't helped by every other person fannying about doing all of this when they reach the station, rather than at any other point during the two hours they've been queueing, despite being reminded to do so every five minutes.

I know I have to stick my liquids in a sea through bag, but should I stick it in my suitcase or in my carry on bag, the internet is very confusing on this "

Only liquids under 100ml can be taken in hand luggage. If you have hold luggage, put as much as you can in there. Some people do a toiletries click & collect order to Boots at the airport which is after security & you can take those onboard with no limit

J x

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Agree on booking a lounge if you can. Keep an eye on the departure board for boarding time and allow yourself enough time to get to the gate.

Be patient and prepared to wait a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me your top airport tips please"

Don’t enter duty free

Get there early to avoid needless queues

And when you’re on the plane

Don’t fart

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Agree on booking a lounge if you can. Keep an eye on the departure board for boarding time and allow yourself enough time to get to the gate.

Be patient and prepared to wait a lot."

Well luckily my airport is pretty tiny, was planning on being there 2 and a half hours early though as I'm bound to make mistakes and take twice as long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't wear a burka."

Yes, or be brown at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry empty bottle for water station in case of delays. Travel shocks and blanket for plane

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Buy a suitable small case that you can carry on board and,

to quote Sir Jimmy Savile,

"Don't take any more gear with you, than you will really need!"

Jimmy always travelled very lightly wherever he went, and famously left little evidence of his presence!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Be prepared for overcrowded spaces, bad service and limited facilities. All airports here are just like that compared to other major European ones. Minimum effort and investment to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some flavoured lube too

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Be disgustingly wealthy so you don’t have to mix with riff raft and can fly first class or private jet

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

Only wear low top jeans or even leggings and a thong so perverts like me can have a good eyeful when your taking off/putting on your shoes at security

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By *onglook83Man
over a year ago

happy town


"Give me your top airport tips please"

Always fuck in the toilets

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