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"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those. " I don't like wine  D- | |||
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"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those. I don't like wine D-"
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"I’m here I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today. I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one)" Did you lick the sprinklers off those doughnuts? Join MrKint for punishment | |||
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"Here I've bought teacher an Apple.....mac, complete with preloaded messages from fabbers who are otherwise engaged "Are they all tied up? Do they need company?  | |||
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"I am here and what I have brought to impress the teacher is myself My hotness is all that’s need to impress I captivate a room when I walk in to it "Excellent use of hotness. Saves on the gas bill  | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. " Is this you trying a geordie accent? | |||
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"I’m here I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today. I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one) Did you lick the sprinklers off those doughnuts? Join MrKint for punishment " I wouldn’t put us in the same room | |||
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Depends who needs to be taught a lesson "I was asking myself but no lessons need teaching I'm the rebel at the back of the class with a bottle of dmf perving on the teachers tits pretending I'm dumb so she leans over the table | |||
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"Im here n there n everywhere i am god i brought you life "Legendary | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent?" Howay man | |||
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"I am here and what I have brought to impress the teacher is myself My hotness is all that’s need to impress I captivate a room when I walk in to it
Excellent use of hotness. Saves on the gas bill "Thanks and yip it dose that | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man" I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch | |||
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"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one? J x" I’ll suck on anything you put in my mouth | |||
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"I'm not here. I have dongnuts too " Sad to hear you're not here. But leave the doughnuts | |||
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"Here but not on this thread." Are you sure? If I think about this too much I fear I shall have an existential crisis | |||
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"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence. ...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?! "There's responsible adults here?! | |||
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"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are. Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative "Currently here but we’re now off to Leeds for a night of debauchery in Pandora’s! | |||
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"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those. I don't like wine D-
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch "If that catches on I'm blocking you. | |||
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"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those. I don't like wine D-
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch
If that catches on I'm blocking you. "You wouldn’t dare. | |||
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"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those. I don't like wine D-
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"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are. Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative "Here miss. I’m doing homework, soon. I shall send you pictures just after 8:30  | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch
If that catches on I'm blocking you.
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep." Snore and you'll feel my cane | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch
If that catches on I'm blocking you.
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"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence. ...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!
I’ll fake your signature for you if you do mine. "Naughty naughty. Bend over.. | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch
If that catches on I'm blocking you.
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Who would you send detailed diagrams of pegging positions to?"Dam it, I've not thought this through. | |||
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"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep. Typical man. Is this you trying a geordie accent? Howay man I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch
If that catches on I'm blocking you.
You wouldn’t dare.
Oh I would.
Who would you send detailed diagrams of pegging positions to?
Dam it, I've not thought this through. "It’s ok Twitch. You’ve had wine. I’ll let you off  | |||
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"Olov major here ..olov minor got his head stuck down the toilet "Good for him. There's no kink shaming in this class | |||
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"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence. ...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!
I’ll fake your signature for you if you do mine. "Deal ... they'll never know, right?! | |||
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"I’m here I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today. I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one) Did you lick the sprinklers off those doughnuts? Join MrKint for punishment I wouldn’t put us in the same room "That's ok. I've got a camera in there. A teacher's salary doesn't go very far so I have to supplement it somehow | |||
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"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems" Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills | |||
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"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills " | |||
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"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills " Thanks, I roll them round on my tongue | |||
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"Peanut butter marshmallow imperial herfewiezen and nachos." Sounds like you brought enough to watch a show. I better put on a good one now | |||
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"Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher
Depends who needs to be taught a lesson
I was asking myself but no lessons need teaching I'm the rebel at the back of the class with a bottle of dmf perving on the teachers tits pretending I'm dumb so she leans over the table "I hope you enjoy the view of a thermal vest | |||
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"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one? J x" Yay! Naked bobbing for apples is back on | |||
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Does that mean you're only half dressed? You'll be popular behind the bike sheds "Whoo hoo! (And I may be )
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"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one? J x I’ll suck on anything you put in my mouth " You'll be popular | |||
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"Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher
Depends who needs to be taught a lesson
I was asking myself but no lessons need teaching I'm the rebel at the back of the class with a bottle of dmf perving on the teachers tits pretending I'm dumb so she leans over the table
I hope you enjoy the view of a thermal vest "As long as there is a hug involved I mean I suppose it would be a great winter wamer do I need my special sock too haha | |||
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"Here and I’ll share my kebab "Is that a euphemism? | |||
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"Here Miss ...bottle of Malbec and Chocolate "Come sit next to me | |||
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"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one? J x I’ll suck on anything you put in my mouth You'll be popular "I do hope so | |||
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"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are. Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative
Currently here but we’re now off to Leeds for a night of debauchery in Pandora’s! "I authorise this school trip on educational grounds | |||
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"Here, miss. I have allsorts. Mainly liquorice. " We do enjoy all sorts around here | |||
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"I'm AWOL...." Smacked botty time when I catch up with you | |||
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"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting "...baby oil, or there's too many bubbles created | |||
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"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are. Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative
Here miss.
I’m doing homework, soon. I shall send you pictures just after 8:30 "I like to see all the workings out | |||
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"Here miss" Don't presume where you come, I mean sit, young man | |||
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"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting
...baby oil, or there's too many bubbles created "Oh that's even better! | |||
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"I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude." Please write me a treatise on the difference between cut and uncut | |||
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"Here (but just for a bit!) I've brought my incredible smile. (Please note, it's not actually incredible in any way). Gbat " That's what happens when you look at my pictures. Completely understandable | |||
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"I'm here miss! "Wonderful. Now peel me a grape | |||
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"Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds.... G" That's one hell of an education you're getting. I won't interfere. Unless you ask nicely | |||
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"Here, miss. I have allsorts. Mainly liquorice. We do enjoy all sorts around here "You will have to restrain Tina for a share, i have tasted here jelly babies and now she.... | |||
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"The second day I brought a new student she said she wants teaching a lesson with hot wax "She's in the right place | |||
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"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills Thanks, I roll them round on my tongue " That's the PE lesson sorted | |||
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"I'm present. And I've got Jelly Babies "swapsies?? | |||
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"In for 2 mins .. then out again as I’m about to watch the latest Skinwalker Ranch episode … space aliens! Love it. " That's hardly commitment to your education. See me in my office later | |||
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"Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz "I've actually got all the answers written on my arse | |||
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"I'm here - dog ate my homework but I've brought Parma violets & a double dip! "I am fond of a double dip | |||
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"Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds.... G That's one hell of an education you're getting. I won't interfere. Unless you ask nicely "You might find that threats of corporal punishment may not be as effective as you think.... | |||
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"Here, Brought some vodka and irn-bru, anyone for a sneaky drink behind the bike shed? "There's a fair bit more going on behind that bike shed than mere drinking. Prepare yourself | |||
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"Here I brought my Irish charm "Never heard it called that before | |||
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"I'm here, I did have a bag of Jelly beans but I ate them on the way here, sorry "Don't apologise, you'll have plenty of energy for the long day ahead | |||
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"I’m here . I brought her back her knickers and her gold chain cause I’m a good boy . " I did wonder where my gold anal beads had gone  | |||
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"Sorry I'm late miss "In that outfit all is forgiven. Plus now we have a way to turn on the television  | |||
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"Sorry I'm late miss
In that outfit all is forgiven.
Plus now we have a way to turn on the television "Thank you, I can even do it with no hands | |||
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"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting "Off to the playground with you. I believe it's play time | |||
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"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting
Off to the playground with you. I believe it's play time "Anytime you're ready, you know where to find me | |||
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"What if I'm not here, and sorry but I just ate the apple before I opened the thread.. "But you are here. Unless I'm in a twilight world. And you can have a bite of my cherry if you're still hungry | |||
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"I'm present. And I've got Jelly Babies "Lovely. I do like having something to squish | |||
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"Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz
I've actually got all the answers written on my arse "For my eyes only? | |||
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"Yo. "Well get in and sit down. Maybe take that thumb out your bum first or you'll be uncomfortable | |||
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"I am here and I bring umbrellas " It’sa shower of shit in here! | |||
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"Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate "How thoughtful. I like a man who knows how to spread his seeds | |||
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"I'm in and I have a tan from holiday,you can have some if we get close enough!!" I always have one thanks. The sun does shine out of my arse after all | |||
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"I am here and I bring umbrellas " Are you expecting large amounts of liquid to start flying around? | |||
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"Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds.... G That's one hell of an education you're getting. I won't interfere. Unless you ask nicely
You might find that threats of corporal punishment may not be as effective as you think...."I'm certain they will lead to exactly what I had hoped | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed" Finally | |||
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"I am here and I bring umbrellas Are you expecting large amounts of liquid to start flying around? " Yes. It's going to get messy and stinky too. | |||
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"Here" You seem to have forgotten your uniform. Come over here and I'll warm you up | |||
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"I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude. Please write me a treatise on the difference between cut and uncut" Well, the Buddha would say that all life strives to be One. Thus, uncut, in remaining whole, is closer to the goal of Nirvana. | |||
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"Here You seem to have forgotten your uniform. Come over here and I'll warm you up "Only If you put your cucumber away | |||
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"Here, but I need to see the nit nurse." That lady in the nurses uniform is always busy | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally "I brought this: *flops it into the table* | |||
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"Sorry I'm late miss
In that outfit all is forgiven.
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Thank you, I can even do it with no hands "Mmmm. Multi-talented. You'll go far | |||
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"I’m here and I brought Lemon Puff Biscuits "There's definitely room for you up front | |||
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"Here! (Hear! Hear!) " This isn't parliament. Keep the noise down - or the neighbours complain | |||
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"Present. You can drive my dodgem car. LA" Can I play with the gear stick? | |||
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I brought this: *flops it into the table*"I ran it over on the way, I think it’s dead… | |||
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"Here, miss! I brought baby wipes today because it always gets messy in here. "Gold star for being so prepared. | |||
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"Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz
I've actually got all the answers written on my arse
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"Here and I have brought the all the filth and kinks that I have. Would love to learn some new ones "Try behind the bike sheds | |||
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"Here, with a bubble bath and wine "Is there room for two? | |||
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"I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude. Please write me a treatise on the difference between cut and uncut Well, the Buddha would say that all life strives to be One. Thus, uncut, in remaining whole, is closer to the goal of Nirvana." It's important to aim for the goal | |||
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"Here You seem to have forgotten your uniform. Come over here and I'll warm you up
Only If you put your cucumber away "Away where? | |||
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"Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate
How thoughtful. I like a man who knows how to spread his seeds"There's plenty for everyone | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*"Is that my curly whurly? | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
I ran it over on the way, I think it’s dead…"Tuck it into your waistband next time. Less likely to drag on the floor that way | |||
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"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are. Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative "passion fruit?? | |||
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"Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate
How thoughtful. I like a man who knows how to spread his seeds
There's plenty for everyone "There usually is | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
Is that my curly whurly? "I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching… | |||
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"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are. Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative
passion fruit??"Delicious | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
Is that my curly whurly?
I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…"Does it need the kiss of life? | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
Is that my curly whurly?
I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…
Does it need the kiss of life? "And CPR … stand back everyone… | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
Is that my curly whurly?
I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…
Does it need the kiss of life?
And CPR … stand back everyone…"Is it going to give me a shock? | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
Is that my curly whurly?
I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…
Does it need the kiss of life?
And CPR … stand back everyone…
Is it going to give me a shock?"You know how people who drown always cough up a lungful when they are magically resuscitated? Kinda like that… | |||
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"Here Mrs Shawed Finally
I brought this: *flops it into the table*
Is that my curly whurly?
I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…
Does it need the kiss of life?
And CPR … stand back everyone…
Is it going to give me a shock?
You know how people who drown always cough up a lungful when they are magically resuscitated? Kinda like that…"So you're saying I need to fast first. Thanks for the heads up, so to speak | |||
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"Here! I have a bottle of rum and some mint Matchmakers" Yay, someone finally brought the sounding kit in. Biology lesson time everyone | |||
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