FabSwingers.com forum: This week I’m looking for……..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

……. a lovely lady who has a penchant for a willy up the bum

and maybe something else up the front bum.

Please make yourself known and let’s connect if you’d like me to scratch your itch. I’m not actually going to scratch your itchy bum though cause that’s just weird

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure I’m gonna make the front of the queue here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty sure I’m gonna make the front of the queue here

I’m sure I’ll have plenty in the tank for others

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If you find one that likes sex with a leaf blower in her face so i can film it and pretend we’re outside… thatd be great!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you find one that likes sex with a leaf blower in her face so i can film it and pretend we’re outside… thatd be great!!

Leaf it out will you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Great. Bummed yet another week goes past where I don't make the cut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great. Bummed yet another week goes past where I don't make the cunt.

Thoughts are with you

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Pretty sure I’m gonna make the front of the queue here

are you willing to share?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do I get extra points if my bum is itchy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great. Bummed yet another week goes past where I don't make the cut.

How about the front bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty sure I’m gonna make the front of the queue here

are you willing to share?

Yes, yes she is

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Great. Bummed yet another week goes past where I don't make the cunt.

Thoughts are with you

Your solidarity is uplifting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty sure I’m gonna make the front of the queue here

are you willing to share?

Hahah only if I can watch

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

I'm looking for that 365 days a week haha

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

A year even lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Do they actually get fixed? I never stay until the end so honestly don’t know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get extra points if my bum is itchy?"

I’ll only scratch it with my bulbous end if that’ll do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great. Bummed yet another week goes past where I don't make the cunt.

Thoughts are with you

Your solidarity is uplifting.

Our unity will be one to cherish during the week our starfishes align

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for that 365 days a week haha"

I’m here for you dude if you need to chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Do they actually get fixed? I never stay until the end so honestly don’t know

I don’t think so? Probably didn’t use trust-a-trader

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

I mean, you're just asking for trouble with that last comment. So easily changed and manipulated.

Not by me though. I'd never stoop to such measures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

You can’t be a proper swinger then if bum love isn’t your thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

You can’t be a proper swinger then if bum love isn’t your thing

Coz I really wanna be a proper swinger

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Oooft etc

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined...."

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

You can’t be a proper swinger then if bum love isn’t your thing

Coz I really wanna be a proper swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please? "

Yes you can dunk them in my mouth and after blowing your load on my face you can clean my face off with a nice golden shower

See I do things you only seen in porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooft etc "

I knew our paths would cross one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please?

Yes you can dunk them in my mouth and after blowing your load on my face you can clean my face off with a nice golden shower

See I do things you only seen in porn

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in a porn film

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please?

Yes you can dunk them in my mouth and after blowing your load on my face you can clean my face off with a nice golden shower

See I do things you only seen in porn

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in a porn film

GGG or 666

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this week.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please?

Yes you can dunk them in my mouth and after blowing your load on my face you can clean my face off with a nice golden shower

See I do things you only seen in porn

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in a porn film

GGG or 666

I have no idea what that means but thank you for the tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not this week. "

That’s fine. There’s lots of other weeks to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

I’ll let you do mine if I can do yours first

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

I’ll let you do mine if I can do yours first

I’m not falling for that again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

I’ll let you do mine if I can do yours first

I’m not falling for that again

I’ll even buy you flowers

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

I’ll let you do mine if I can do yours first

I’m not falling for that again

I’ll even buy you flowers

Where are they gonna go?!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

I’ll let you do mine if I can do yours first

I’m not falling for that again

I’ll even buy you flowers

Where are they gonna go?!

In your v…..arse???

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm looking for that 365 days a week haha"

Do you live in an alternate dimension?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do I get extra points if my bum is itchy?

I’ll only scratch it with my bulbous end if that’ll do?

Please don't forget to rub around the edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respecter of bottom integrity here. Crious but not a deal breaker. Mine is out of bounds to other than my doctor, and I think she enjoys it more than she should..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please?

Yes you can dunk them in my mouth and after blowing your load on my face you can clean my face off with a nice golden shower

See I do things you only seen in porn

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in a porn film

GGG or 666

I have no idea what that means but thank you for the tip

Ha ha I am running and hiding after this post ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does bum love always have to be involved

I don’t like it

Well if you will keep associating with the anally inclined....

Everyone on here is bloody anally inclined!

It’s cause we’re proper swingers that’s why

I don’t mind sticking things up other people’s bums. Can I be in?

In a bum? Or in in?

In as in stick something up yours

Why do women have a fascination of sticking things up my arse on here?

Because I know you hate it as much as I do and I do like a challenge

I’ll let you do mine if I can do yours first

I’m not falling for that again

I’ll even buy you flowers

Where are they gonna go?!

In a vase FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get extra points if my bum is itchy?

I’ll only scratch it with my bulbous end if that’ll do?

Please don't forget to scrape around the edges

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Respecter of bottom integrity here. Crious but not a deal breaker. Mine is out of bounds to other than my doctor, and I think she enjoys it more than she should..

Is your doctor a swinger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines is nice big peachy and boncey

Also I will do thinks that you only ever seen in porn videos

What? Like fix my washing machine?

Nope I go A to M like a pro and not gag

Tempting! Can I put my balls in as well please?

Yes you can dunk them in my mouth and after blowing your load on my face you can clean my face off with a nice golden shower

See I do things you only seen in porn

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in a porn film

GGG or 666

I have no idea what that means but thank you for the tip

Ha ha I am running and hiding after this post ha ha "

We’ll see you in about 1/2hr then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do I get extra points if my bum is itchy?

I’ll only scratch it with my bulbous end if that’ll do?

Please don't forget to scrape around the edges

See you later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get extra points if my bum is itchy?

I’ll only scratch it with my bulbous end if that’ll do?

Please don't forget to scrape around the edges

See you later

Get the pork scratching ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Respecter of bottom integrity here. Crious but not a deal breaker. Mine is out of bounds to other than my doctor, and I think she enjoys it more than she should..

Is your doctor a swinger? "

It's not something we've discussed but if she produces a strap on this time round I'll ask her..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Respecter of bottom integrity here. Crious but not a deal breaker. Mine is out of bounds to other than my doctor, and I think she enjoys it more than she should..

Is your doctor a swinger?

It's not something we've discussed but if she produces a strap on this time round I'll ask her.."

I’d only visit a swinging doctor TBH

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