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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do bollocks float in the bath??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Do bollocks float in the bath??"

Density

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont this is a myth created by reporters

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Floating is normal ........ floating away is a worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They dont this is a myth created by reporters"

They so do,

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sperm swimming upwards, lifting them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like a tuna net in Finding Nemo. Lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They dont this is a myth created by reporters

They so do,

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mine dont the try hide under my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They dont this is a myth created by reporters

They so do,

mine dont the try hide under my arse "

I think you've just created your new username. Longsack-Nutcrusher

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't sure whether to go with:

- Not All Bollocks

Or with:

- Never mind the bollocks, is that a turd?!

Vote now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there! "

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They dont this is a myth created by reporters

They so do,

mine dont the try hide under my arse

I think you've just created your new username. Longsack-Nutcrusher

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far too long to type

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck""

Sitting going, you sank my battleship!

Then

Bloop bloop bloop

It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Boobs do too

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck"

Sitting going, you sank my battleship!

Then

Bloop bloop bloop

It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived "

If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck"

Sitting going, you sank my battleship!

Then

Bloop bloop bloop

It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived

If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though "

Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Do bollocks float in the bath??"

Is this a carpenters song?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck"

Sitting going, you sank my battleship!

Then

Bloop bloop bloop

It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived

If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though

Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on...

I hope Rose from the Titanic isn’t on board she’ll be hogging the sponge for herself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck"

Sitting going, you sank my battleship!

Then

Bloop bloop bloop

It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived

If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though

Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on...

I hope Rose from the Titanic isn’t on board she’ll be hogging the sponge for herself "

You wish you had rose in your bath

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!

Like a todger life jacket

Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.

Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!

Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"

I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”

I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,

Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened

you played "sink the bismarck"

Sitting going, you sank my battleship!

Then

Bloop bloop bloop

It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived

If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though

Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on...

I hope Rose from the Titanic isn’t on board she’ll be hogging the sponge for herself

You wish you had rose in your bath

Not at all, she’d hog all the space and say sorry there’s not enough room for two of us!

I’m actually just glad my shower is fixed so I don’t have to deal with the distraction of a floating penis

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Run a deeper bath

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Boobs float too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs do too

Mine do not

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

They're full of air. How else do you suppose the little tadpole babies breathe?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"They're full of air. How else do you suppose the little tadpole babies breathe?"

Awwww tadpole babies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all float down here

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Do bollocks float in the bath??"

It's the helium, that's why you squeak when they're it, the gas escapes.

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