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The Two Second Rule

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom has adopted a new driving technique for when he is in the front of the queue at traffic lights. When they change from red to green then Tom counts to 2 before proceeding. This is to allow time for these mad cycling types who are amber gamblers and appear last minute from nowhere.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well done Tom.

In my experience this is more than enough times for all the impatient, horn handy, mostly male drivers behind you to toot at least 10 times each.....

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Good to know as I often cycle to and around Colchester. Off there later today in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule "

I cum in 2secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule

I cum in 2secs "

safety first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule

I cum in 2secs safety first "

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in London this morning and had to go through Colchester for something on the way back. There's not much difference between driving styles and the amount of lunatic moped riders and cyclists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very wise. But what if they wait for 2 seconds to let the death wagons get out of the way first? Quite the conundrum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a fool breaks the 2 second rule

I cum in 2secs "

You cum in your pants before you get your little fella out

I left Lidl in disgust

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Mordor

It will be all over the news next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be all over the news next."

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