FabSwingers.com forum: Women Looking at Bulges

By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have noticed the different tactics used by women when they check out my package. Some look at the floor then to the side thinking I can't see their eyes or look away then look back when they think I won't notice. Others just stare.

So come on ladies, what's your method?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I have noticed the different tactics used by women when they check out my package. Some look at the floor then to the side thinking I can't see their eyes or look away then look back when they think I won't notice. Others just stare.

So come on ladies, what's your method?"
you talking about your wallet?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I used to have a female ex-colleague who just stared at my crotch all day

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ladies don't do such things...do they?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ladies don't do such things...do they?

Never! Not this lady

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ha good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its funny as when you ask a women if they look they say no, however ive caught them looking

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's usually the older women who stare. Some even give a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a DPD driver deliver to me, and she is stunning. I tend to be in grey joggers aound the house and each time she drops a parcel she looks at my bulge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a DPD driver deliver to me, and she is stunning. I tend to be in grey joggers aound the house and each time she drops a parcel she looks at my bulge. "

And then you woke up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Affraid not mate, the ring doorbell even caught her doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say hand on heart it's very rare I look. If I'm a bit flirty with someone and the feeling is mutual I'll happily have a glance to show my interest

but day to day no it's not something I really do.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Affraid not mate, the ring doorbell even caught her doing it "

Maybe she was looking at your little damp patch

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies don't do such things...do they?

Never! Not this lady

Shock news! Nora claims to be lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a DPD driver deliver to me, and she is stunning. I tend to be in grey joggers aound the house and each time she drops a parcel she looks at my bulge.

And then you woke up..."

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

My wife sometimes stares at my bulge if she is sitting down, but she tells me that I get more people looking at my bum tbh. I'm oblivious to it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I love the look of excitement and anticipation in their eyes as they see the huge bulge in my jeans, the drool that forms in the corner of their mouths......

And then the utter disappointment as they hear a strange beeping sound, I pull my phone out and they see its a 1983 Motorola Dyna TaC......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just say can i take off your pants to me usually

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

In Morrison's cafe a few days ago an older woman stared wide eyed at mine as I walked toward and past her as she was sat at a table. She didn't even look up at my face. Her eyes transfixed on my meat.

When I walked out a younger woman (I presumed mrother and daughter by the age gap but little resemblance) she was sat with done the look, look away, side glance trick as I left

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ladies don't do such things...do they?

Never! Not this lady

Not even when he’s wearing tighty whities?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I really don’t think I do it. I might have to think about that

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

In public?

...I think they will check your bum or other body parts before even considering the bulge... unless you wear something so tight it's just "in your face "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In public?

...I think they will check your bum or other body parts before even considering the bulge... unless you wear something so tight it's just "in your face ""

Yes I agree. It is like camel toes I don’t look for them but sometimes they are that obvious that you can’t help yourself to have a look.

Doesn’t mean you are enjoying what you see, just wondering if she did it on purpose or not.

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't even try to be discreet looking at camel toe. The girls are fully aware that those fashionable leggings show every groove

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’m guilty, I look

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ladies don't do such things...do they?

Never! Not this lady

Shock news! Nora claims to be lady

Haha. I did actually have a little chuckle when I wrote that

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

What are your tactics though ladies? Sneaky or blatant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have caught several women openly staring at my crotch (when I was a bit younger to be fair), I often smile when women complain that men are 'ogling' them - one rule for one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That's what the big perving sunglasses are for

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By *uddlesXXXCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield area

I like a cheeky glance over at Mr's package now and again, I know what's under the clothes and gets me quite hyped up

We're still very new to the game, only met a couple other guys so far, but not gonna lie, had a cheeky glance when I knew they could see what I was doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think some men flatter themselves tbh. I'd not specifically look there, unless they are possibly wearing something ridiculously conspicuous in which case it'd be a look of disbelief... I am partial to admiring a nice upper body and eyes though

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Flatter themselves in what why??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I remember a long time ago someone advised me that putting a medium sized potato down your boxers would create a ‘realistic’ looking bulge to attract the ladies.. i did it and when it came to getting undressed I remember the lady’s eyes growing wider and wider…. She said fuck me … stop now…. Theres just no way… and she started to get dressed again …. Apparently it’s important that the bulge is at the front!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't think it's ever happened to me but I'm so oblivious to these things that even if it did I wouldn't have noticed.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed, I don’t think women look at my bulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of these that will look but at the same time I don't mind a bloke (or woman) checking me out and making it obvious.

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

When i have my grey joggers on ive caught a few looking

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

I have. Wouldnt gawk though. I wouldnt want anyone uncomfortable

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Caught our receptionist looking in that direction yesterday but she really can’t have seen much with my work trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have. Wouldnt gawk though. I wouldnt want anyone uncomfortable"

I'm constantly uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i have my grey joggers on ive caught a few looking "

Yes that man!

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

The ones that look even when they're with their man

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

"When i have my grey joggers on ive caught a few looking

Yes that man!"

Especially in the gym

, i dont mind them looking but i must admit it gets awkward at times haha

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

You must be shy ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Affraid not mate, the ring doorbell even caught her doing it "

Was your doorbell wearing grey joggers as well?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't think I've ever looked at any random guys bulge. Even if I find a man attractive I don't know to see if I can see a bulge in their trousers.

As for grey trackie bottoms I really don't see the attraction of them at all and if I caught looking it's probably because there is an obvious wet patch that looks like you pissed yourself. Which is definitely not attractive

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't stare, that's inappropriate.

Sometimes the bulge draws your attention to it, with your eyes on it, before you notice or think.

Grey joggers are a good choice for men. Whether any particular brand or style is better for bulge accentuation, we'd need to test. Form an orderly queue fellas

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Grey trackies no good at the urinal for fear of splash back so you take extra care then wash your hands taking extra care the tap doesn't splash them then the drier blows water on them making it look like you've dribbled. Doh!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I remember walking out of the dunes at Maspalomas, heading toward the textile beach. I was nude and a clothed couple were walking toward me. She had a right old stare at my cock as she approached. When she looked up and made eye contact with me she turned beetroot red. She knew she’d been caught!

But doesn’t everyone look at the nudist beach?

Gbat

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The second-hand embarrassment I would feel for women looking at my bulge is one reason I'm glad I'm like Ken down there.

Can't get the looks if you don't have the bulge, chaps. This is elementary stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at Men's bulges all the time .It's better if wearing sunglasses though .I try and not get caught.I just think I'm a pervert.Or is it normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say, never done it.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Can't get the looks if you don't have the bulge, chaps. This is elementary stuff."

You can if it’s swinging in the breeze though!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look at Men's bulges all the time .It's better if wearing sunglasses though .I try and not get caught.I just think I'm a pervert.Or is it normal

Its normally pervertish, same for looking at your boobs I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look at Men's bulges all the time .It's better if wearing sunglasses though .I try and not get caught.I just think I'm a pervert.Or is it normal

Its normally pervertish, same for looking at your boobs I guess

Its normal and fun too perve at all bulges

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

How would you do it when not wearing sunglasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look at Men's bulges all the time .It's better if wearing sunglasses though .I try and not get caught.I just think I'm a pervert.Or is it normal

Its normally pervertish, same for looking at your boobs I guess

Its normal and fun too perve at all bulges

Takes the right content to create bulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you do it when not wearing sunglasses?"

Squint

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haa. That's a new one. I'll look out for that

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Imagine how much they’d look if you had a big one

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

We do it without thinking, it's natural if you like men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men always look at women's boobs and bottoms.So it's equal if women look at Men's bulges ,bottoms and bit of chest hair showing above top .mmm

Think I might go for walk .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite ever colleagues introduced herself by firmly taking hold of my crotch and telling me how much she looked forward to working with me. She is one of my very few heroines/heroes..

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

There’s a lady where I go swimming who always has a glance. Swimming shorts do tend to cling a bit when exiting the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a lady where I go swimming who always has a glance. Swimming shorts do tend to cling a bit when exiting the pool

She probably waiting for it too pop out .

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"There’s a lady where I go swimming who always has a glance. Swimming shorts do tend to cling a bit when exiting the pool

She probably waiting for it to pop out .

Oh could you imagine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men always look at women's boobs and bottoms.So it's equal if women look at Men's bulges ,bottoms and bit of chest hair showing above top .mmm

Think I might go for walk .

Want to walk this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a lady where I go swimming who always has a glance. Swimming shorts do tend to cling a bit when exiting the pool

She probably waiting for it to pop out .

Oh could you imagine?

I was at my local pool and I was swimming and noticed a man with very loose shorts but short .He was waiting for me too swim passed.i looked up and wish I hadn't as his testicles were hanging out the side.It made me swim faster .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men always look at women's boobs and bottoms.So it's equal if women look at Men's bulges ,bottoms and bit of chest hair showing above top .mmm

Think I might go for walk .

Want to walk this way

Can't walk that far

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"There’s a lady where I go swimming who always has a glance. Swimming shorts do tend to cling a bit when exiting the pool

She probably waiting for it to pop out .

Oh could you imagine?

Oh dear

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"There’s a lady where I go swimming who always has a glance. Swimming shorts do tend to cling a bit when exiting the pool

She probably waiting for it to pop out .

Oh could you imagine?

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I think it’s an actual kink I’m sure it’s called free balling

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Not sure if the misspelling was intentional but in the spirit of the thread.

I'm pretty sure there's a D in there somewhere

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"The ones that look even when they're with their man"

That would be Alice!

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By *hrops56Man
over a year ago

Telford

It's never knowingly happened to me until I was on holiday last week .

I went to the pool bar in my trunks and caught this lady looking at my bulge she then raised her head and we smiled at each other.Made me feel great lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I just look. My eyes go a bit like Superman’s and I try to see through their clothes.

I’m an incorrigible sex pest it would seem. Sorry men!

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Apology accepted

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By *dave10Man
over a year ago

torquay

Never noticed this, alas my bulge must be not worth staring at. On the flip side it o embarrassing when you get caught checking someone’s arse out. Doh.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I try to be discreet, unless in a swinging club, then I'd probably make a flirty comment whilst I glance.

Ruby

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By *ustBlissCouple
over a year ago

Matlock

I have a good butchers. I can't help it. Sometimes the husband has to nudge me to stop me from staring. Guess I am just honest

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do you care if you get caught by the man you're looking at?

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’m guilty, I look

Me too. Subtle as a house brick

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I tend not to look. I don't wanna see a pee dribble.

I often just have my head down so as not to make eye contact either, I exhaust my peopling skills and patience at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m guilty, I look

Me too. Subtle as a house brick

A seexy house brick tho

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Do you care if you get caught by the man you're looking at?"

Noooooo! That's sometimes the goal!

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women do look down there and I noted it and played on that at times when i was younger. I was and still ma slim and few times at a customers house as i stood and talked and the lady was sat down i'd note them glancing at the buldge and then i had to sit do as i got hard and few times over the years the woemn would say something like "don't be shy..; Every customer I fucked was married but i was young and careless and thanfully never got caught otherwise would have had a pasting from their hubby. The problem with me was i was thinking sex 24/7 - my parents must have noted as they then arranged a marriage for me and from then on no more fucking around but women do look at a buldge and i keel minde down and outline is easily seen if my jacket is unzipped but it is unintentional and now i wear looser jeans etc

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

You would get erect in customers houses? What was your job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going too shops too look at Men's bulges.its sunny so it's sunglasses today

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Going too shops too look at Men's bulges.its sunny so it's sunglasses today

Im the guy in the candy striped spandex…. It looks like a crushed shuttlecock… no…. Just saw your profile… looks like a thick carrot… wrapped in a sock…. With a small turnip at the end… and a couple Of medium sized onions at the base… mmm might make some soup in a bit!!!

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Are you going specifically to look because you can get away with it in sunglasses or do you need groceries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going too shops too look at Men's bulges.its sunny so it's sunglasses today

Think I spotted you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going specifically to look because you can get away with it in sunglasses or do you need groceries?"

Well went for groceries but still looking at bulges .Only two men I spotted with quite a package .One served me a coffee and the other was in having a coffee next too me .Have my perve for the day .

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Watched a documentary years ago where they used eye tracking glasses.

Women go eyes, crotch, eyes and work down.

Men go boobs, ass, face and work down.

Its subconscious.

Years ago my uncle said that young girls do it subliminally...its prepared...but I was young and shockable.

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are you going specifically to look because you can get away with it in sunglasses or do you need groceries?

Well went for groceries but still looking at bulges .Only two men I spotted with quite a package .One served me a coffee and the other was in having a coffee next too me .Have my perve for the day .

Do you get turned on when you see a good one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going specifically to look because you can get away with it in sunglasses or do you need groceries?

Well went for groceries but still looking at bulges .Only two men I spotted with quite a package .One served me a coffee and the other was in having a coffee next too me .Have my perve for the day .

Do you get turned on when you see a good one?"

Yes of course I do .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going specifically to look because you can get away with it in sunglasses or do you need groceries?

Well went for groceries but still looking at bulges .Only two men I spotted with quite a package .One served me a coffee and the other was in having a coffee next too me .Have my perve for the day .

Bugger, and I was going to try so much hard....er

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By *imandher2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are you going specifically to look because you can get away with it in sunglasses or do you need groceries?

Well went for groceries but still looking at bulges .Only two men I spotted with quite a package .One served me a coffee and the other was in having a coffee next too me .Have my perve for the day .

Bugger, and I was going to try so much hard....er

Hard(er)... Very Good

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I have to beat the women away with my bulge as they throw themselves at it upon seeing it. Life is hard sometimes when you are just trying to work out at the gym vibing to ducktales soundtrack on loop

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