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Totally bobbins Urban Legends ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remember those tales as a kid that you believed but are clearly absolute cack?

You know the one about Marc Almond and the pint and half of jizz that had to be pumped from his stomach?

Or that if you don’t forward that chain letter on to five friends within the next 24 hours you’d die within 2 weeks?

What others ones did you hear, Fabsters?

And did you believe it at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaliyah Is not dead and lives on an island with 2pac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to tell me the more salt you put on your food, it makes the food go colder quicker... unfortunately now my sister cannot have a meal without putting so much salt on it, you would think she works at a chip shop lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that if you rubbed F&B's beard while saying his name three times, a vision of Ricky Machado appears.

Then he kicks you in the balls.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

John lukic was a survivor of the 58 munich air disaster

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard that if you rubbed F&B's beard while saying his name three times, a vision of Ricky Machado appears.

Then he kicks you in the balls."

That is also good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nora been teaching you to speak manc again dan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That Mary Black haunted the girls toilet at primary school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was one about Joanna Lumley having an artificial arse due to doing too many drugs up her arse ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street"

why does this make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard that if you rubbed F&B's beard while saying his name three times, a vision of Ricky Machado appears.

Then he kicks you in the balls.

That is also good "

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"That Mary Black haunted the girls toilet at primary school "

How she gets to every school in the country is a mystery

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That Mary Black haunted the girls toilet at primary school

How she gets to every school in the country is a mystery "

If you said her name x3 and turned round and round, you could summon her?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"That Mary Black haunted the girls toilet at primary school

How she gets to every school in the country is a mystery

If you said her name x3 and turned round and round, you could summon her?! "

That’s the one. She haunted my school in the midlands & my kids’ schools in Essex too!

She gets about a bit. Tramp

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There was always a creepy old guy that lived within half a mile of your house/on the walk to school who everyone said to avoid as he'd murdered his wife/family, or was a serial killer, or who caught and ate squirrels.

In reality it was almost always just some old retire widower who used to be a postman/school teacher, but every time you walked near his house with friends they'd always want to cross the road so he didn't get you.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marilyn Manson was the kid from the wonder years and had two ribs removed so he could suck his own cock

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