FabSwingers.com forum: Ask Fabio anything

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

It’s my birthday…. You basically get from now till midnight Friday….

I reserved the right to not answer if I feel like it but interesting questions I may..

So if you have ever fancied asking a grumpy old OG of fab a question? Or you have met me at the various socials and I was nice… have at it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having a lovely birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will perpetual motion ever work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will perpetual motion ever work "

Also happy birthday

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Happy birthday? Happy birthday!

If you could own any pet at all what would you choose?

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Do you think theirvate grumpier grumpy old men on the forums than you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does it all end, Fabio?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday? Happy birthday!

If you could own any pet at all what would you choose?

If I could just pet it and not have to do all the upkeep.. I’d quite fancy an llama or alpaca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday!!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you think theirvate grumpier grumpy old men on the forums than you?"

Not many… I am now at the old man yelling at clouds stage of my fabswingers existence…

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Where does it all end, Fabio?"

I ask that all the time… then just shake my head….

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Happy birthday? Happy birthday!

If you could own any pet at all what would you choose?

If I could just pet it and not have to do all the upkeep.. I’d quite fancy an llama or alpaca "

Good choice. I would have a condor or a silverback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell me _abio why 7x52=364? When there are 365 days in a year, I'm baffled... Help!!

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By *allguynowMan
over a year ago

durham

How does a knife work?

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Pandora Club, Leeds, 15th Mar 25

Why haven't you been to one of our parties?!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

In all your time on the forums, excluding current regular forumites who were your favourite posters?

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong Fabio?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t have a question but a very happy birthday to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't I like sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plantain or Plantaine?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Can you tell me _abio why 7x52=364? When there are 365 days in a year, I'm baffled... Help!! "

Because it earth rotates the sun 365.25 times a year… the whole 7 day week thing is a human construct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Fabio

Which US state has the best food?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"In all your time on the forums, excluding current regular forumites who were your favourite posters?"

Oh… good question…. There are many that a gone but not forgotten for good and bad and sad….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well happy birthday young man.

My question is what happened to Claire Grogan, did she get lost in the dark cupboard with the big cake, or is she off playing with your llama? Hmmmm!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Why don't I like sex?"

We all go through phases… I’m in my Horlicks phase where a cup of hot chocolate is good enough

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

If the moon is in the sky in the uk during the day and I can see it, can my brother in Sydney see the moon at the same time?

I could ask him but he’s sleeping.

V x

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday Fabio

Which US state has the best food?"

Damn….. that is a hard one… there are cities that do many good things… New York in general… New Orleans is fantastic, Austin is great for BBQ

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Plantain or Plantaine?"

I’m going to have to hand my black card for what I am about to say….. not a fan of the old fried banana!!

There I said it!!! Shoot me!!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Do you prefer American Sports or English Sports.....Happy Day Of Birth....

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"How does a knife work? "

Pressure….

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Do you prefer American Sports or English Sports.....Happy Day Of Birth.... "

English sports when I lived in America… American sports now I live here!! Contrary old bugger am i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we living in a simulation Fabio?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

I’ve never seen you be grumpy, I like reading your posts, you are wise.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Are we living in a simulation Fabio?"

If we are I think we could do with a “ctrl alt delete” if you get what I’m putting down….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday xxx

Do you wash your skiddy pants at home or do you go to a launderette? Xx

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Happy birthday

I’ve never seen you be grumpy, I like reading your posts, you are wise. "

A wise old owl

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday

I’ve never seen you be grumpy, I like reading your posts, you are wise. "

I count to 20 and get someone to read my posts first now to save me from trouble

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday xxx

Do you wash your skiddy pants at home or do you go to a launderette? Xx"

Oh.. the adult nappies are reusable… home!!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

P.s why do people mock adult nappies, women and their pre pants get off scot free!! I’ve seen the adverts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P.s why do people mock adult nappies, women and their pre pants get off scot free!! I’ve seen the adverts!!! "

In Japan the adult nappies out sell babby nappies...... Good god I'm boring

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Apart from me, obviously, is there anyone on the forums you'd like to meet for a beer before a giant asteroid wipes out the planet just before Xmas?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Happy birthday Mr T

Can the Gòoners last the distance?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Apart from me, obviously, is there anyone on the forums you'd like to meet for a beer before a giant asteroid wipes out the planet just before Xmas?

There are a few of the OG’s I’d certainly have a beer with.. we will get there eventually…

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday Mr T

Can the Gòoners last the distance?

Oooh footie question…. Nope!! Lol just be top till the break that will see me happy till Xmas…

Just be top 4 and I’d be happy.. don’t even have to win anything

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Dear Fabio,

Happy birthday! What do you hope for in the year to come?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Dear Fabio,

Happy birthday! What do you hope for in the year to come?

For me.. firstly I’d like the half side if my face that isn’t working to start working against.. lol after that I’d like hotel room prices to come down so I can start travelling again across the country for socials… I’d love to do all 4 home nations and Ireland at some point…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HB Fabio, do you drive a fire fiesta by any chance ?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"HB Fabio, do you drive a fire fiesta by any chance ? "

No… I drive a hippie chick magnet.. a Prius!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HB Fabio, do you drive a fire fiesta by any chance ?

No… I drive a hippie chick magnet.. a Prius!!

That will do x thanks

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Would you do a full body wax if a meet you absolutely wanted depended on it.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

^ I cleaned this post up btw

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Would you do a full body wax if a meet you absolutely wanted depended on it.

I’m not really that hairy a person… so it would just be skin.. youch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Happy birthday, Fabio.

Did you have your birthday Krispy Kreme today? If so, which one?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"HB Fabio, do you drive a fire fiesta by any chance ?

No… I drive a hippie chick magnet.. a Prius!!

Haven't the batteries run out yet.?

I'm sure I remember you having one waaaay back in 2010.

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By *inCity BluesMan
over a year ago

London

Happy Birthday Fabio!

Do you agree with me that Pete Carroll's universally condemned decision to call a throw rather than a run in the final play of Superbowl 49 was, in fact, a work of tactical genius that, had it come off, would have seen Carroll rightly hailed as the most daring and audacious coach in Superbowl history?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Happy Birthday.

Do you ever shout at the television?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Happy birthday Fabio.

A hat trick of questions;

Pick your dream first 11 from everyone who ever played for Arsenal.

Your favourite Arsenal win?

And which player would you have liked to see in the red and white?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Spurs were to offer you a player as a pressie ... Would it be Kane or Son you choose?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday, Fabio.

Did you have your birthday Krispy Kreme today? If so, which one?"

I did actually.. I had a nutty chocoletta! Have to say Nutella.. so underrated

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"HB Fabio, do you drive a fire fiesta by any chance ?

No… I drive a hippie chick magnet.. a Prius!!

Haven't the batteries run out yet.?

I'm sure I remember you having one waaaay back in 2010.

It the same one.. and it’s not that old!! Lol but never had anything go wrong with it.. built like a brick! Sexiness of one as well

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy Birthday Fabio!

Well.. no.. you had the mvp in marshawn lynch on the 1 yd line.. and not one person would have said throw… just give it Wilson and let him run a QB sneak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Fabio.

Could you please help me with a quandary that has befuddled me for quite a while.

Could you tell me what the square root of minus one is?

Thanks in advance

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy Birthday.

Do you ever shout at the television? "

Only during sporting events… but I am a sofa coach now!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly happee biffdee the OG

Secondly as a fellow lifelong gooner having watched all or nothing about arsenal do you think arteta is a) nuts b) maverick c) full of shit and less importantly are the aliens here to observe and monitor us and steer us from self destruction or are they one day going to think fuck these idiots and blow us all away

Ps the answer to the arteta question is B long live the king

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday Fabio.

A hat trick of questions;

Pick your dream first 11 from everyone who ever played for Arsenal.

Your favourite Arsenal win?

And which player would you have liked to see in the red and white?

Winston"

Oh god….. wow.. okay I hate you because I am going to have to choose between some people in central mid and I will cry!

A) Arsenal x1.. okay… seaman, Cole, adams, ,O’Leary, Dixon… midfield.. piers on the left, lungberg on the right, cesc and paddy in midfield! (Also I could go parlour right, Brady left, petit and Jensen) up front… bergkamp and Henry.. and I can’t believe I left out RVP!!

Favourite arsenal win… either the cup winners cup victory against Parma where the lovely Danes put on super cheap beer tents and plastic trumpets!! Or anfield 89!!!!! …

spurs win would be the fa cup semi at old Trafford… where one of my besties was sending me text dog’s abuse when they were 1-0 up.. to beat them 2-1 and on the train from OT to Manchester Piccadilly I made an entire carriage go silent as I call her on loud speaker …. And as she was tearing up … the whole carriage went “awwwwwwww…….. and the started laughing!!!”

Favourite player I thought I’d have them in red and white… I don’t really have one.. my favourite players were always clod hopping midfielder who did all the dirty work.. like Jean tigana, frank rijkard ect.. and I have seen them in Gilberto and John Jensen…

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Happy birthday Fabio.

Could you please help me with a quandary that has befuddled me for quite a while.

Could you tell me what the square root of minus one is?

Thanks in advance

There isn’t… because-1 squared is 1.. I think

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Firstly happee biffdee the OG

Ps the answer to the arteta question is B long live the king "

“Mick” is the best parts of pep, but built for the Arsenal project… did I ever doubt him!!! Never!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Fabio.

Could you please help me with a quandary that has befuddled me for quite a while.

Could you tell me what the square root of minus one is?

Thanks in advance

There isn’t… because-1 squared is 1.. I think "

Sorry Fabio. I’m only pulling your leg. Square root of minus one doesn’t exist. It’s infinitesimal. But infinity doesn’t exist. So work that out?

Many happy returns for what is left of your birthday.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"If Spurs were to offer you a player as a pressie ... Would it be Kane or Son you choose?"

How very dare you…. I could never take the ridgeway colt ( even though he was one of ours before he was one of yours!) and I’ve sung some very rude songs at son…

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