FabSwingers.com forum: Sir David Attenborough

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaa nearly spat my coffee out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys always surrounded by all the birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but imagine him talking dirty to you, he'd put you to sleep.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yeah but imagine him talking dirty to you, he'd put you to sleep."

Here wendy ..... we see my lesser spotted penisssssssss........

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hahahaa nearly spat my coffee out then "

Snap, minus the nearly!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You KNOW you want it ...... David does

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Yeah but imagine him talking dirty to you, he'd put you to sleep.

Here wendy ..... we see my lesser spotted penisssssssss........ "

Its markings truly fascinating.....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. "

It's the well spoken ones you need to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probly has really good stamina all that mountain walking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. "

Did you see his Frozen Planets, GC?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yeah but imagine him talking dirty to you, he'd put you to sleep.

Here wendy ..... we see my lesser spotted penisssssssss........

Its markings truly fascinating.....

Take care...... it's been known to spit

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Yeah but imagine him talking dirty to you, he'd put you to sleep.

Here wendy ..... we see my lesser spotted penisssssssss........

Its markings truly fascinating.....

Take care...... it's been known to spit "

Poisonous tasting venom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard seals natures snakes

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. "

Bless you granny for making me laugh on a dismal morning

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty.

Did you see his Frozen Planets, GC?"

Oh yes ....... and put two fingers in his ice hole

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. "
sheeesh that thought made me reach

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was worried he'd snuffed it for a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was worried he'd snuffed it for a moment

Same here.

Bad Granny!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir david the liz truss of the fab and animal world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong.... so so wrong....

Oh my god, you've ruined his voiceover voice for me now...

I'll be imagining dirty sex talk now

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I was worried he'd snuffed it for a moment

I thought exactly the same Tina, she's a Bad Granny

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I got scared then in case it was RIP post!!

J x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wrong.... so so wrong....

Oh my god, you've ruined his voiceover voice for me now...

I'll be imagining dirty sex talk now"

Here we see Fandango Flutters ....... making a moaning and whining call to attract a male pendingo to come and take her up the Orinoco

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Wrong.... so so wrong....

Oh my god, you've ruined his voiceover voice for me now...

I'll be imagining dirty sex talk now

Here we see Fandango Flutters ....... making a moaning and whining call to attract a male pendingo to come and take her up the Orinoco "

stop it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. sheeesh that thought made me reach

I bet I 'reached' further for the Liz Truss comments.....

G'wan you know it's a horny thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong.... so so wrong....

Oh my god, you've ruined his voiceover voice for me now...

I'll be imagining dirty sex talk now

Here we see Fandango Flutters ....... making a moaning and whining call to attract a male pendingo to come and take her up the Orinoco "

Agghhhhh make it stoppppp!!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I'm sorry but I am honestly dreading the day when sir David is no more !!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm sorry but I am honestly dreading the day when sir David is no more !!!!"

and here ........ the greater flip flop wearing legocyte tantalises all with a dazzling display of naked shins and toe spreading ...... filthy filthy filthy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Sir david the liz truss of the fab and animal world

Isn't dave well respected by most people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sir david the liz truss of the fab and animal world

Isn't dave well respected by most people? "

Yes, of course

Perverse isn't it....corrupting the innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's definitely a pedo though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely a pedo though"

?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely a pedo though"

Let's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given he loves animals I’m sure does Doggy..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"He's definitely a pedo though"

Where does that come from?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Was put off him a couple of years ago when he bent down to see a baby mountain gorilla and one of his bollocks was hanging out of his shorts. I think he did it on purpose

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty.

Bless you granny for making me laugh on a dismal morning

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was put off him a couple of years ago when he bent down to see a baby mountain gorilla and one of his bollocks was hanging out of his shorts. I think he did it on purpose

That sounds disgusting!

Can you send me the link?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Blimey Gran, thought he had RIP'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey Gran, thought he had RIP'd

To be honest i Thought to before reading the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was put off him a couple of years ago when he bent down to see a baby mountain gorilla and one of his bollocks was hanging out of his shorts. I think he did it on purpose

That sounds disgusting!

Can you send me the link?"

This happened on a youth residential thing to me, one of the leaders doing the manspread thing.... I did the whole head-tip, what is that..., is that actually... , oh my god....

Horrified pre-teen

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Was put off him a couple of years ago when he bent down to see a baby mountain gorilla and one of his bollocks was hanging out of his shorts. I think he did it on purpose

That sounds disgusting!

Can you send me the link?"

I’ve sent you the link but turn the sound down if you’re sat on the bus

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Was put off him a couple of years ago when he bent down to see a baby mountain gorilla and one of his bollocks was hanging out of his shorts. I think he did it on porpoise

That sounds disgusting!

Can you send me the link?

I’ve sent you the link but turn the sound down if you’re sat on the bus

On a porpoise..... that's vile

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. sheeesh that thought made me reach

I bet I 'reached' further for the Liz Truss comments.....

G'wan you know it's a horny thought..."
lol I have no idea who Liz Truss is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I thought he’d died for a moment!

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fucking lovely arse when he bends over to look at the baby seals........ like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing ...

I bet he's fucking dirty. "

love this! Imagine if David is a swinger!

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