FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve got sore balls!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, I really do. What idiot decided to walk 6 miles with ill fitting undercrackers? Yes this idiot. Now they feel like they’ve been through a grater.

What I would like is a bevy of beauties to rub soothing ointment into them, and helping to ease my troubles.

There are signs on the approaches to the Kint Estate, in order to maintain traffic flow in the area. The queue starts now.

I have minstrels for bribery.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can I bring my tweezers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wasn’t in until I saw minstrels. Now I’ve never been more in anything in my whole life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my tweezers?

You wanna pluck a design into the cock beard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I wasn’t in until I saw minstrels. Now I’ve never been more in anything in my whole life. "
legend!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Can I bring my tweezers?

Ouch!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can I bring my tweezers?

You wanna pluck a design into the cock beard? "

It was that or I'd use my teeth.

Anyway, just reread it. You want them soothing *not* smoothing

I'll warm up my hands if you open the minstrels

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Honest to God Kinty .... I've never thought about this ....

What happens to bollocks in a naturist resort ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honest to God Kinty .... I've never thought about this ....

What happens to bollocks in a naturist resort ?"

Factor 50 all over those little bad boys, and they’re golden.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll prep the ice bath

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m dreadfully disappointed that my door isn’t being beaten down yet. Pftt! Call this a sex site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll prep the ice bath

LvM"

Good shout that.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m dreadfully disappointed that my door isn’t being beaten down yet. Pftt! Call this a sex site

Have you checked your back door?

LvM

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"Yes, I really do. What idiot decided to walk 6 miles with ill fitting undercrackers? Yes this idiot. Now they feel like they’ve been through a grater.

What I would like is a bevy of beauties to rub soothing ointment into them, and helping to ease my troubles.

There are signs on the approaches to the Kint Estate, in order to maintain traffic flow in the area. The queue starts now.

I have minstrels for bribery. "

How many bags of them?

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Commando, all year round. It's the only answer.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

On my way with some deep heat. That should help

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"On my way with some deep heat. That should help

I skimmed that as "deepthroat"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my way with some deep heat. That should help

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no minstrels for you madam

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"On my way with some deep heat. That should help

I skimmed that as "deepthroat"

LvM "

. I’ll do that before I apply the deep heat I think

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