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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *lues travellerMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Why do I continue to use dating sites,when nobody ever meets me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a tit wank in a Ford fiesta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Wendi.

First time caller, long time listener.

Can you settle an argument between friends? During King Charles' coronation, it appears that Camilla will get crowned too.

Will she become Queen, Queen Consort or Queen Cosmonaut?

Thanks in advance,

Pete

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do I continue to use dating sites,when nobody ever meets me?"

It's like the lotto if you're not in you can't win.

There's plenty of socials advertised on here, get yourself of to one of them and you'll meet loads of people.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't I get a tit wank in a Ford fiesta? I have les balls bleus"

Fixed it for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a tit wank in a Ford fiesta "

Well we're not close if we were would you settle for a mini Cooper?

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I stick 2 Pringles up my arse and fart will it look and sound like a duck?

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

What defines you as being a sex addict as opposed to just being a perv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Wendi.

First time caller, long time listener.

Can you settle an argument between friends? During King Charles' coronation, it appears that Camilla will get crowned too.

Will she become Queen, Queen Consort or Queen Cosmonaut?

Thanks in advance,

Pete"

But being a well travelled and cultured lady, its Consort.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't I get a tit wank in a Ford fiesta? I have les balls bleus

Fixed it for you."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a tit wank in a Ford fiesta

Well we're not close if we were would you settle for a mini Cooper?

Love Auntie Wendi x"

Ok deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I stick 2 Pringles up my arse and fart will it look and sound like a duck?"

No as they're quite fragile, stick two salt and vinegar and your ass will look like ducks lips though.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I stick 2 Pringles up my arse and fart will it look and sound like a duck?

No as they're quite fragile, stick two salt and vinegar and your ass will look like ducks lips though.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

I’d imagine it would shrivel like a slug with some salt

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Hi Wendi, why do the Mars bars have the vein?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What defines you as being a sex addict as opposed to just being a perv."

A sex addiction is someone addicted to sex. A pervert is just someones sexual behaviour, there's many things people would class as perverted and others wouldn't.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Wendi, why do the Mars bars have the vein?

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It's just the way the chocolate is layered

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Wendi can I capitulate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wendi can I capitulate "

If you want to?

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Wendi can I capitulate

If you want to?

Love Auntie Wendi x "
thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi auntie Wendi,

My new bf dumped me for his cheating ex from 25 years ago.

Should I give him back the vibrator and jar of marmite he gave me?

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi auntie Wendi,

My new bf dumped me for his cheating ex from 25 years ago.

Should I give him back the vibrator and jar of marmite he gave me?

X

"

Depends you can keep it amd send him a pick and say only good thing you give me. Or send to the ex and say here you'll need this.

The vibrator not marmite.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How many bbws can I fit in a Toyota avensis estate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we question the ability of wood chucks so fervently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you,

I think I will go with your suggestion of keeping it and sending a pic ...xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many bbws can I fit in a Toyota avensis estate? "

Legal limit is 4 passengers to a car

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do we question the ability of wood chucks so fervently "

Because if the rhythm and they don't actually chuck wood.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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