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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Is it usual they send a nurse who collects it and then spits it into a test tube or is that just because i have pvt healthcare??

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Lame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lame"

Now now, don't be subtle.

Say how you really feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a woman in the sperm donor dept once, her cheeks was all puffed out

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Weird... when I got mine done, one nurse held the tube while the other "collected the sample". That's NHS cutbacks for you, more with less

LvM

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Lame

Now now, don't be subtle.

Say how you really feel "

Im deeply affronted… well ok moderately.. definitely between moderately and not at all.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Is it usual they send a nurse who collects it and then spits it into a test tube or is that just because i have pvt healthcare?? "

I donated nearly 30 years ago, didn't have a room you just needed to get the sample to the clinic within 30 minutes and keep it at body temperature. Had a test tube full of man-goo under my armpit in a taxi every week for a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all"

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Is that an offer?"

Not today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all"

Can you squirt into a test tube?

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Is that an offer?

Not today "

Today would be tricky to Belfast

Even if I stood at Portpatrick with a strong Southwesterly wind, I would probably fall short and catch someone in the eye in Bangor

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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago

my bed to your just ask

With all the cut backs here now they just give you the ladies address and you implant it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Is that an offer?

Not today

Today would be tricky to Belfast

Even if I stood at Portpatrick with a strong Southwesterly wind, I would probably fall short and catch someone in the eye in Bangor "

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"With all the cut backs here now they just give you the ladies address and you implant it yourself "

That is a cracking idea, get the NHS to have a tick box on your medical file if you are into swinging and if you match up you just go round and "churn butter" for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Can you squirt into a test tube? "

Yes, I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Can you squirt into a test tube?

Yes, I can"

BGT is calling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Can you squirt into a test tube?

Yes, I can

BGT is calling "

Lol probably already been done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you guys have infamously bad aim

Want a job done properly....get a woman to do it

That is all

Can you squirt into a test tube?

Yes, I can

BGT is calling

Lol probably already been done"

Yea by Simon Cowell probably

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