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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dated a doctor once… it went well

I dated a nurse once… everything seemed to get better

I dated a dentist once… I was down in the mouth

Add your own, you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dated an astronaut… it was out of this world

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a whore omg it was like having a tap switched on all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dated a whore omg it was like having a tap switched on all the time

I don’t think you got the idea lol.

Plumber would work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For example:

I dated an electrician once… sparks flew

I dated a welder once… we were stuck together for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a stand up comic once. We had a few laughs.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dated a waitress once, she loved my tip

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated an architect once omg bricked it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a steeplejack once omg did she climb on my stack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dated a teacher once…. She taught me a lot about myself

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I dated a scientist once, my god we had so much chemistry.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

S-Exeter

I dated an accountant once, things didn't really add up...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I once dated a jockey. Things got off to a rough start. It didn’t last. She crossed a line and it ended.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a policewoman omg was she an arresting sight

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

I dated a pilot once… things really took off

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I dated a moonshiners daughter,

She made me licker all night long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dated a mechanic once…

She really knew how to get things started.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once dated a market researcher.

He ticked all my boxes

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated an ice skater once just slid straight in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a clairvoyant next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated a clairvoyant next week "

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dated a clairvoyant next week

Brilliant!!"

Agreed.

This is the best so far.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Under Jumper

I dated a fishmonger once - she used to scream fillet fillet fillet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated a fishmonger once - she used to scream fillet fillet fillet!!

Bit fishy if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a phlobotomist once... they were a right prick

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was patisserie once and dated a female customer, every night she got a cream pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a footballer once. She was a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a road worker once. She wanted to fill my crack

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Under Jumper

"I dated a footballer once. She was a keeper"

Her mate was forward though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated a footballer once. She was a keeper

Her mate was forward though!!

Yeah, but I told I wasn't interested and she got all defensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated a footballer once. She was a keeper

Her mate was forward though!!

Yeah, but I told I wasn't interested and she got all defensive

Just have to Sweeper off her feet

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I dated a Darts Player, he liked my double top, later he put one in the Bullseye.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a lawyer once she couldn't see the funny side of anything I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a morse code tapper, she didit didit didit regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a welder once, she had acetylene tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a coal miner once, she was always going the shaft.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"I dated a coal miner once, she was always going the shaft."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a roadsweeper once, but she gave me the brush off

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a burglar once, he smashed my back door in.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a telephone engineer once, we couldn't make a connection

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated a member of the Olympic bobsleigh team, she drove me around the bend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated a member of the Olympic bobsleigh team, she drove me around the bend."

Did you slide in to her DMs?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a morse code tapper, she didit didit didit regularly."

Did she has a liking for sugar dada dadas?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a donkey once eeey ore eey ore eey orlways got the bit between his teeth

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I dated a fire fighter.

Very hot, and loved going down on my pole

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I dated a gardener once but she cheated on me - I caught her with pete up her bum

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

'went to bed with a girl called Cherie Brandi.

She was a fancy liquer

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a member of the Olympic bobsleigh team, she drove me around the bend.

Did you slide in to her DMs?"

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I dated a GP but could never get to see them

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Now I'm seeing a waitress. She's standing by me, needing to know what I want.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I went out with a philosopher and it left me with more questions than answers.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"I dated a clairvoyant next week "

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I Dated a farmer once,he was outstanding in his field.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a diesel driver once she knew just how to Stoke my fire

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

My ex was an interior decorator who got fed up trying to paper over the cracks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a schizophrenic. Yes I did. No I didn’t. Yes I did.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a wraf .she kissed me behind the hangars

I dated a balloon animal maker...had to be rushed to a and e

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a xylophone player but she couldn't ever strike the right note for me

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a poker player but we could never go back to hers, she had a full house

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a guitar player..she kept strumming all evening

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a dave programming executive but they kept repeating themself

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated Laura muir for a while but everything was always a race for her

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated an undertaker: grave mistake.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I dated a Seismologist, the earth moved for me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated batgirl kept hanging upside down in the wardrobe

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I dated a lift operator, dumped me when she started going up in the world.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I dated a lift operator, dumped me when she started going up in the world. "

I dated a lift operator, she took me to new depths.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I dated a urology nurse..... she took the piss out of me.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I dated a photographer..... and things developed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a squirter..she was just pissing about

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I dated a teacher...... she taught me a few things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated an agnostic, dyslexic , amsoniac once, now I lie awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog !

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I dated a mountain guide..... she took me to new heights.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated another dyslexic..she wanted me to dip my cock in her vinegar

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a girl from the sound of music...she gave me a lonely goat turd as a keepsake

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I went on a date with a Swinger, i went in a Skoda but came back with a BMW.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I went on a date with a swinger ..she ignored me so I went on a roundabout instead

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I dated a rubbish Juggler, but he dropped me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a Councillor Once and she read my mind

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a pros#itute boy did she know how to charge

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated an archaeologist she carbon dated me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated an antique expert..she told me I was wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a miner she was a whore a a thief

She loved suck me hard

And give me a lovely smile

With all her yellow gold teeth

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a lift operator, dumped me when she started going up in the world.

I dated a lift operator, she took me to new depths. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd-mP5b6Z8g

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated shroedingers daughter..she brought her cat ..or did she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a proctologist once. If we had an issue she got right to the bottom of it.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated a a lab technician: loads of chemistry

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I date a hobbit..she said she would ring me

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a proctologist once. If we had an issue she got right to the bottom of it."

Happy ever after, or did she give you the finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a tailor. Did she stich me up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss is dating a girl he found on dating site .

She is lovely , but since she goes to this gym every night taking steroids she is getting agressive , big muscles hairy arms and keeps on sticking her clit up his bum .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I date a soldier, OMG she blew my mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated an author with writers block once.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated shroedingers daughter..she brought her cat ..or did she?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I date a soldier, OMG she blew my mine."

what a sapper.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I dated a Librarian but it all went quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a North Sea Fisherwoman. She gave me crabs.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a Chinese girl ..I found her on fabslingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a dentist once. The oral was sensational.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a witch once lucky she didn't take her broomstick to bed

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a lady I found in the laundry aisle in sainsburys..we got Bold together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a woman with one leg once....... when I threw another log on the fire she was hopping mad

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a lady with one leg called Sharon....her other leg was called Tracey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated a lady with one leg called Sharon....her other leg was called Tracey

Are you feeling ok?

These make no sense

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a woman with one leg once....... when I threw another log on the fire she was hopping mad"

Macca?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a phebotomist once......... Omg bloody hell

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a lady writer on a TV..turns out they were in dire straits

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a doctor of psychology once............ What do you think

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I dated carol vorderman for a while...the ways that woman could get me to 69.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I had a blind date with a lady bingo caller ...she said she was 88...turned out she and a friend were two fat ladies tag teaming me

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

I dated an electrician once the sparks where flying

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I dated a mountain guide..... she took me to new heights."

Hey! I went out with her too. She's also a wild camper.- The sex was in tents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a novelist once. .. wow, I could tell you some stories about her.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I dated a novelist once. .. wow, I could tell you some stories about her.

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did you book in advance?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I dated the guy in Tesco once..... he used to check me out.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I dated a hairdresser once..... he made me curl up and dye

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated,went out out,met,walked out with and entertained ,took to dine out a thesaurus compiler

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I dated a refuse collector..... until he binned me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dated the guy in Tesco once..... he used to check me out. "

I dated a woman who worked at Tescos once...but I still had to use self service.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated Rachel Riley once ..she took two from her top and one from her bottom

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I dated a pet food manufacturer once but we made a dogs dinner of it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once dated a traffic warden. It went fine.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I dated a McDonald's guy once ........ till I saw him flip!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated Geoff boycott once, there were no boundaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a tutor one. She taught me a thing or two.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once dated a dog walker. He took the lead.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I once dated a Cooper, she was a barrel of laughs

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I dated carol vorderman for a while...the ways that woman could get me to 69. "

I dated Carol Vorderman on the hottest day of the year, what a melt.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated a blacksmith, we forged a fine friendship

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated an arborist, she always cut me down

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated a zippo sales rep once, until she ended up gas highlighting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a TV repair man and never had a broken TV

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I dated a 4’8” witch, but only for a short spell.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a TV repair man and never had a broken TV"

Was your name Ariel?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a 4’8” witch, but only for a short spell. "

Did she give you the brush off?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated an oenologist for a while but all she did was wine all the time.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I dated an horologist but she could never make time for me

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

I dated a female cricketer once .she bowled me over. Then i dated a boxer she was a knockout

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By *idnight_Express69Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

I dated a removal man once. He took everything

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated a scaffolder once, never again: she stood me up.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I dated a Ventriloquist..... and she treated me like a dummy

I dated an Electrician..... she really shocked me

I dated an Author...... we were both on the same page

I dated a soccer player....... but she was out of my league.

I dated a paranormal investigator..... but she ghosted me.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a dinner lady but I had to feed her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re doctor.

A clown contacted us the other day. He looked interesting as well built etc as per our criteria. I just happend to ask where he worked as he was living in London. He aid he can't say, lol.

I then pointed out to him that the pics on his prifle with the stethoscope around his neck his name bade/hospital details could be clearly read - he soonn deleted the thread and then blocked us, lol.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Re doctor.

A clown contacted us the other day. He looked interesting as well built etc as per our criteria. I just happend to ask where he worked as he was living in London. He said he can't say, lol.

I then pointed out to him that the pics on his profile with the stethoscope around his neck his name bade/hospital details could be clearly read - he soon deleted the thread and then blocked us, lol."

It's all about the observation!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I dated a foreign doctor she got all tongue tied

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over a year ago

I dated a Barista, he wasn’t my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dated a fishmonger, we broke up

I was gutted

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

i dated an optician

it was love at first sight

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dated a Barista, he wasn’t my cup of tea "

That'll be NERO then?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I dated a bomb disposal expert. I was blown away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a Traffic Warden. She was just the ticket.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Re doctor.

A clown contacted us the other day. He looked interesting as well built etc as per our criteria. I just happend to ask where he worked as he was living in London. He aid he can't say, lol.

I then pointed out to him that the pics on his prifle with the stethoscope around his neck his name bade/hospital details could be clearly read - he soonn deleted the thread and then blocked us, lol."

I think your taking the thread too seriously.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I dated a bassoonist.

Gave me the horn.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I dated a cross eyed teacher..she couldn't control her pupils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a policewoman. Wow what an arresting experience

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A clown contacted us the other day.

I think your taking the thread too seriously."

I used to date a clown. He made me feel funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clown contacted us the other day.

I think your taking the thread too seriously.

I used to date a clown. He made me feel funny. "

I used to date a Circus strongwoman who doubled as a Mime Artist. I like the strong, silent type.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A clown contacted us the other day.

I think your taking the thread too seriously.

I used to date a clown. He made me feel funny.

I used to date a Circus strongwoman who doubled as a Mime Artist. I like the strong, silent type."

I used to date a trapeze artist. He was a genuine, professional swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clown contacted us the other day.

I think your taking the thread too seriously.

I used to date a clown. He made me feel funny.

I used to date a Circus strongwoman who doubled as a Mime Artist. I like the strong, silent type.

I used to date a trapeze artist. He was a genuine, professional swinger "

I used to date a Fire Eater. Her kisses were hot stuff !

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"I dated a phlebotomist omg she was bloody....... Good

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated a violinist: she gave me the elbow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I dated a cobbler. He gave me the boot

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I dated a loan shark: until the interest was withdrawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a postman once it was first class

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I dated a rain dancer, it was a total washout

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I dated a serial killer,

Once...

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

york

"I dated an astronaut… it was out of this world "
i dated an undertaker,,, the whole relationship was soon dead and buried,,,

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I dated a chemist and now i’m addicted

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I dated a domme once, but the collar and cuffs didn't match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a man and he had a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated with short term memory loss once. I dated with short term memory loss once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dated Captain Nemo but he was leagues below me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

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