FabSwingers.com forum: Peeing with a hard on

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys which option do you usually choose...

1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl

2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out

3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit and use my phone.

I am actually sat on the loo as I text xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Jesus what the hell is everyone on today, grabbing your uretha, your tinky winky down the bowl and now this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third toilet related thread of the evening

I think we should bin Tits Out Tuesdays and have Toilet Tuesdays from now on

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Open the window...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stand in the shower and let fly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a handstand over the toilet and do it

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Go outside and aim at any low flying aircraft

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Jesus what the hell is everyone on today, grabbing your uretha, your tinky winky down the bowl and now this

Grrrrrrrr urethra

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I do a handstand over the toilet and do it

We will await your video

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do a handstand over the toilet and do it

No one likes a show off now

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I do a handstand over the toilet and do it

We will await your video

Be careful what you wish for

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Guys which option do you usually choose...

1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl

2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out

3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."

4. Go in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman pose, lying across the toilet. Obviously.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I do a handstand over the toilet and do it

We will await your video

Be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Bath !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the Bath !! "

Bath fountain!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Peeing with a hard on isn't so bad

Peeing after a wank, now that's torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !! "

Aimed at your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't forget the poop scoop thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the Ireland forum has a PISS one

All the bases covered today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do a handstand over the toilet and do it

We will await your video

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way "

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no? "

Not with his anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Option three for me, just hope no one spots me peeing from the landing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys which option do you usually choose...

1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl

2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out

3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."

Handstand

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Whilst standing lean forward as you tilt your best friend down

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman? "

Only managed that once. Kinky ex gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?

Only managed that once. Kinky ex gf

Piss enema is a regular thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?

Not with his anatomy. "

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?

Not with his anatomy.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met "

I have met everyone

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Peeing with a hard on isn't so bad

Peeing after a wank, now that's torture

Aint it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple piss in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing next to the Bath like using a huge urinal !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?

Not with his anatomy.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met

I have met everyone "

Yes, I'm sure I've noted that written on on a cubicle wall before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?

Not with his anatomy.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met

I have met everyone

Yes, I'm sure I've noted that written on on a cubicle wall before "

Did my name was spelled right ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I usually opt to tie a ships anchor to the end of the old chap to hold it down before sitting on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Bath !!

Aimed at your face?

His hard on is facing the opposite way

I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?

Not with his anatomy.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met

I have met everyone

Yes, I'm sure I've noted that written on on a cubicle wall before

Did my name was spelled right ? "

There was a number included... Has your phone been busy?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I lean at an exact acute angle of 62 degrees.

The mr

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By *ripodius WillyusMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Jesus what the hell is everyone on today, grabbing your uretha, your tinky winky down the bowl and now this

Grrrrrrrr urethra "

There was a singer who had hit about this.

Urethra Franklin..Pissers are doing it for themselves pissing on their own two feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/10/22 05:55:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand in the garden and Pee over the neighbours fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit with my arse pushed right back, then push my cock into the pan getting a cold stroke on my helmet as it brushes the porcelain and hold it there as I pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand 8 feet back and usually land all over the seat

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman? "

Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun

And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Stop laughing ladies...the struggle is REAL!

...especially in the morning

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Oh dear

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I control rioters with it….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?

Only managed that once. Kinky ex gf

Piss enema is a regular thing "

Keep your friends close and your enemas closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down, make sure the pants and trousers are off at least one ankle, arch back and push arse as far back on the seat as is comfortable, lean forward and aim cock downwards enough to allow a decent pee flow rate...

That's my method anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/10/22 08:39:05]

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sit down...standing to pee is not compulsory for blokes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

A"
of course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first

Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first

Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….

Save money on washing up.

Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.

For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first

Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….

Save money on washing up.

Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.

For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.

*brillo, not brilliant.

Fecking autocarrot........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a hard on?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first

Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….

Save money on washing up.

Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.

For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.

*brillo, not brilliant.

Fecking autocarrot........

Another informative post from a valued forumite… i asked my attractive neighbour if I could borrow her pussy…. I certainly didnt expect to have to pay her with sex to borrow it… must be a bloody good cat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

Cold water makes my cock go harder

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Push it down and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peruse the local updates until all desire has left my body, then proceed as normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second one I'd say. With something like that you wanna stand a little bit away so you don't get splash back lol.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.

The boner will go and problem solved.

Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first

Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….

Save money on washing up.

Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.

For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.

*brillo, not brilliant.

Fecking autocarrot........

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Stand on your head

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Stand on your head "

It dribbles off your chin unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand on the head "

We're not all that flexible !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Stand on the head

We're not all that flexible !

. I see what you did there cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hard on doesn't last long and I usually slip my adult-nappy back on.

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Has to be sit down or it goes everywhere haha

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?

Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun

And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope

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Do you have to stop movement to do it? Or can you keep the pressure and momentum? It’s my fantasy to piss on a man whilst I ride him, and intrigued as to whether the man could reciprocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the sink innit!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Guys which option do you usually choose...

1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl

2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out

3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."

1. Yuck.

2. Yes, but lean forward as pushing it down can cause long lasting problems

3. I wish! Those were the days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the lunge, one foot forward and one back then lower down a bit. Failing that, facing the loo and squatting is another option if you don't want percy poking the porcelain

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don’t piss with a hardon, not even in the presence of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash my car with it. It’s cheaper than the jet wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t piss with a hardon, not even in the presence of a woman. "

What a pity.

It's quite an amusing sight

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By *rineForSomeFunMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?

Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun

And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope

) Do you have to stop movement to do it? Or can you keep the pressure and momentum? It’s my fantasy to piss on a man whilst I ride him, and intrigued as to whether the man could reciprocate

I've peed inside a woman a few times, but it's certainly not easy, not only because of the hardon, but because the combined effects of pushing to piss and the warmth and pressure of the pussy make it very easy to cum instead! I don't know about other guys, but I could never just start peeing mid-thrust. The only way I can get it to work is to stop moving but remain inside the woman, relax a bit and start the flow. I have on occasion then been able to restart having sex while peeing, which feels amazing but gets quite messy once she's full!!

I LOVE having a woman pee while I'm inside her too - it will be a lucky guy who gets to share that particular fantasy with you!

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Guys which option do you usually choose...

1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl

2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out

3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."

Have you tried doing handstands?

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?

Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun

And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope

) Do you have to stop movement to do it? Or can you keep the pressure and momentum? It’s my fantasy to piss on a man whilst I ride him, and intrigued as to whether the man could reciprocate

I tend to slow movement until I start to pee and then slowly start fucking again - dependent on how much piss I have in me, the pissing can slow down as I get harder and then I slow the thrusting again. If I am pretty full, I am leaking regardless of how hard I am - yes have had women piss on me as I have fucked them - great wet hot feeling - very very uninhibited and hugely erotic for one who enjoy mud the smell, taste and feel of piss play xxxx

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Just smile and think yes it’s still working lol

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By *antsOralguyMan
over a year ago

Tadley

"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman? "

Yes, I can. I also like to piss when hard and masturbating - feels good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Option 1 so it doesn't spray everywhere

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What happens when it shoots out in two directions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens when it shoots out in two directions!!"

The floor gets wet

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Guys which option do you usually choose...

1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl

2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out

3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."
pull the skin back and hold it there the jet is powerful and straight so aim well

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Save water by standing in the shower and washing your hair at the same time

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fumble likes to perform a handstand on the landing and hand walks to the toilet, aiming perfectly in to the toilet. It took some training, but it's quite a sight to behold..

D x

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Always sit

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