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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's horrible when the water's cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah it's horrible when the water's cold. "

Yeah but once it’s gone around the u-bend the tip warms up again

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Yeah it's horrible when the water's cold. "

Give the toilet a flush, very refreshing first thing in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the men who do have long dicks give under the rim a good wipe around with their perfectly shaped bellend.

#rimjob #killtwobirdswithonestone

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Well thats a different way to wash your chaps helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. all the way from the bathtub.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "
well it would do if it had a shallow bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "

I thought everyone's did! Is this not a common thing?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Is this the toilet brush thread?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Unless I sit right at the backward part, yes, and I'm not packing some monster by any means!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Nah to cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the toilet brush thread? "

No, that's on mumsnet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I know it happens to my darling husband

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Omg

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

God it's bad when you sit in the toilet your arse feels the cold water

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Omg "

I’m with Pink on this one

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Omg

I’m with Pink on this one "

I definitely don’t want chocolate now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope the men who do have long dicks give under the rim a good wipe around with their perfectly shaped bellend.

#rimjob #killtwobirdswithonestone"

It would've cost you nothing to type that. Nothing at all

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and

I thought everyone's did! Is this not a common thing?"

I thought that too! It's a horrible feeling

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Omg

I’m with Pink on this one

I definitely don’t want chocolate now "

I still do

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'll fap myself to sleep reading this, thanks FH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes, kinda grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx"

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.

Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.

The design of a toilet pan also varies

What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Omg

I’m with Pink on this one

I definitely don’t want chocolate now

I still do "

Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx"

I've seen it. Nearly took my eye out from across the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.

Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.

The design of a toilet pan also varies

What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll fap myself to sleep reading this, thanks FH."

always know how to push your buttons Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The design of a toilet pan also varies

"

This is true.

OP what size toilet pan are you using?

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate"
So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I must be very small because when I'm sat on the sofa my cock doesn't even each the bathroom, never mind the toilet.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x"
Hun not him haha, that's a totally different thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.

Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.

The design of a toilet pan also varies

What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol."

Gee, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The design of a toilet pan also varies

This is true.

OP what size toilet pan are you using?"

Would you like that in Fab inches or real inches?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x"

That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I've seen it. Nearly took my eye out from across the bar."

Thank you and sorry about that, your man meat is equally impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.

Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.

The design of a toilet pan also varies

What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol.

Gee, thanks "

No worries, here to please

ps - I did check your profile/pics after I had intially posted on this thread - you are shy.

I hope you find what you are looking for.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx"

I don't think Mr Hardly does pork

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'll fap myself to sleep reading this, thanks FH.

always know how to push your buttons Meli "

Hey, those are my buttons. Don't forget whose remote control you have down your pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x

That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal "

Easy killer

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x

That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal "
'Pal'? You are a lost cause

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Fool hardy...and now a whole thread for the humble brag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fool hardy...and now a whole thread for the humble brag! "

Hardly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you flush it do you get a whirlpool wank?

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Yes. all the way from the bathtub. "

LOL. Actually chucking at this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I don't think Mr Hardly does pork "

I do love a good sausage though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll fap myself to sleep reading this, thanks FH.

always know how to push your buttons Meli

Hey, those are my buttons. Don't forget whose remote control you have down your pants! "

Sssshhhh... People still think that's my actual penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate

So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x

That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal

'Pal'? You are a lost cause"

Sorry buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fool hardy...and now a whole thread for the humble brag!

Hardly "

It may seem that way, but I was genuinely interested as I thought it happened to everyone

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate

So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.

And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x

That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal

'Pal'? You are a lost cause

Sorry buddy "
But you are mildly funny xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah its not pleasent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple rest it on the seat, like I do. Not as cold there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small penis. Hope this clears that up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "

I wish. Would give my right testicle just to be well endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1234 I declare a dick war

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Nothing like rushing to the toilet and someone left the seat up so you go to sit down before the seat is fully down and squash your cock between the rim and seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1234 I declare a dick war "

Not with where his has been...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and

I thought everyone's did! Is this not a common thing?

I thought that too! It's a horrible feeling "

Doesn't always happe but when it does it's minging! As soon as I feel it I slide back on the seat a bit.

And here ends today's lesson on HotnBothered's toilet seat conundrums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls touch the Water...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx

I don't think Mr Hardly does pork

I do love a good sausage though"

A good porking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls touch the Water..."

You need to get that looked at.

Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"My balls touch the Water...

You need to get that looked at.

Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )"

This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"My balls touch the Water...

You need to get that looked at.

Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )"

I am absolutely, definitely, totally not going to Google that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "

It dips into the water so I get a helmet clean at the same time

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx"

It’s true!! (Aubergine)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My balls touch the Water...

You need to get that looked at.

Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )

This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!

"

Brings back memories of parasitology lectures at uni

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"My balls touch the Water...

You need to get that looked at.

Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )

This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!

Brings back memories of parasitology lectures at uni "

Dreamy

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "

Crikey, you were bored.....

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It does, gotta push it back but not too far or it’s in the firing line

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By *aughtyButFun22Man
over a year ago

England

Yeah same as me haha

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "

That a flex….. mine only tells me the horse racing results!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Nearly read a thread on dirty dicks for a minute

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My balls touch the Water...

You need to get that looked at.

Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )

This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!

Brings back memories of parasitology lectures at uni

Dreamy "

I took my son into some virology lectures. Instant regret because the topic was sexually transmitted viruses. The visuals included giant diseased penises and vulvas

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My balls touch the Water..."
isn't that a very deep purple song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and "

This happens to me and I always feel disgusting when it happens lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It pops out the waste pipe in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and

This happens to me and I always feel disgusting when it happens lol "

It's minging, ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls touch the Water...isn't that a very deep purple song? "

"...the penis touched the side"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It pops out the waste pipe in the garden "

Frostbite in the winter is the worst

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"My balls touch the Water...isn't that a very deep purple song?

"...the penis touched the side""

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