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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had my bestie round the other night. She asked if I'd any washing up sponges a glass or plastic cup and a condom

She proceeded to push the sponges in the glass then the condom pulling tight over the lip of the glass .

Then she pushed it over my hard cock and began wanking me off in it .

To be fare it wasn't bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds like the bestest bestie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint glass or whiskey tumbler?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Pint glass or whiskey tumbler?"

.shot glass for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your bestie your right hand?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Had my bestie round the other night. She asked if I'd any washing up sponges a glass or plastic cup and a condom

She proceeded to push the sponges in the glass then the condom pulling tight over the lip of the glass .

Then she pushed it over my hard cock and began wanking me off in it .

To be fare it wasn't bad

"

Wow, best use of a plastic cup ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you give her a blue penis badge?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Did you give her a blue penis badge?"

Haha

How about a homemade waxing kit with double side sticky tape and melted crayons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol . Now there's a thought

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Why didn’t she just blow you? A lot less hassle and no wasting of a sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my bestie round the other night. She asked if I'd any washing up sponges a glass or plastic cup and a condom

She proceeded to push the sponges in the glass then the condom pulling tight over the lip of the glass .

Then she pushed it over my hard cock and began wanking me off in it .

To be fare it wasn't bad

"

what a waste of time, you didn’t think to use any of her three holes (the “real deal” instead of a Blue Peter job)...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why didn’t she just blow you? A lot less hassle and no wasting of a sponge "

Or use her vagina ?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...please tell me that you haven't since used the sponge for doing the washing up

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

How do I get this picture out of my head?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the sponge was non scratch

NBVN x

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"I hope the sponge was non scratch

NBVN x"

Exfoliate the weener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...please tell me that you haven't since used the sponge for doing the washing up "

He used the glass for his morning OJ

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Guess she has done to many other guys

Love a lady good with her hands

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Had my bestie round the other night. She asked if I'd any washing up sponges a glass or plastic cup and a condom

She proceeded to push the sponges in the glass then the condom pulling tight over the lip of the glass .

Then she pushed it over my hard cock and began wanking me off in it .

To be fare it wasn't bad

what a waste of time, you didn’t think to use any of her three holes (the “real deal” instead of a Blue Peter job)...!"

Jeez tough crowd.

Should I have never used a vibrator on a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy liquid for extra lube?

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By *issApril336Woman
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I am the bestie. Feel free to pm for DIY tips.. Hahaha. You did love it to be fair AlbaCool!

Also can I just clear something up. He didn't 'use my holes' because we simply don't do that sort of thing. I have the say on what goes on with MY body

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston


"I am the bestie. Feel free to pm for DIY tips.. Hahaha. You did love it to be fair AlbaCool!

Also can I just clear something up. He didn't 'use my holes' because we simply don't do that sort of thing. I have the say on what goes on with MY body "
cool besti tell us more DIY tricks

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Should we really be trying to humiliate people for what they get up to between consenting adults?

To the OP, most of us have probably tried different things while having sex and have used different items and not just conventional sex aids, so as long as you enjoyed then I don't see the issue here

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Why didn’t she just blow you? A lot less hassle and no wasting of a sponge

Or use her vagina ? "

Use her vagina? Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should we really be trying to humiliate people for what they get up to between consenting adults?

To the OP, most of us have probably tried different things while having sex and have used different items and not just conventional sex aids, so as long as you enjoyed then I don't see the issue here "

There was a thread on the Ireland forum recently on household items you could repurpose as sex aids.

Let's just say I have a long list of things I'll not be touching or borrowing from other houses now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 2021, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Horncastle underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of mischief. If you have a hardon, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The DIY-Team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a bestie like you.....

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

I need a besti to wank me off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I am the bestie. Feel free to pm for DIY tips.. Hahaha. You did love it to be fair AlbaCool!

Also can I just clear something up. He didn't 'use my holes' because we simply don't do that sort of thing. I have the say on what goes on with MY body "
ooo well done...I've got some cling film ..Toilet tubes and stick backed plastic ..can you please make me one?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Didn't mcgyyver make one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't mcgyyver make one? "

I think it was Charlie Dimmock

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"

Let's just say I have a long list of things I'll not be touching or borrowing from other houses now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What side of the sponge did she use OP? The green or the yellow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else’s has you learnt from tick toc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never watch SpongeBob the same way again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried all kinds over the years. If you can make it warm and wet, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things women do to get out of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!
"The things women do to get out of sex."

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By *eavyCummerWexfordTownMan
over a year ago

wexford town


"Did you give her a blue penis badge?"
phahahaha

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

Bungee chord tube 2 sponges and a latex glove chuck the glove and wash the sponges afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my bestie round the other night. She asked if I'd any washing up sponges a glass or plastic cup and a condom

She proceeded to push the sponges in the glass then the condom pulling tight over the lip of the glass .

Then she pushed it over my hard cock and began wanking me off in it .

To be fare it wasn't bad

"

Are you a glass half full or a glass half empty kind of guy?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

If the glass shatters you'll have a 4 day wait at A&E to stitch your willy back on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now she's your second bestie?

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By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down


"I am the bestie. Feel free to pm for DIY tips.. Hahaha. You did love it to be fair AlbaCool!

Also can I just clear something up. He didn't 'use my holes' because we simply don't do that sort of thing. I have the say on what goes on with MY body "

Great reply well done you sound like a good mate regardless of the silly comments

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