FabSwingers.com forum: Elite males only

By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Illuminate? Maybe

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Sounds like criteria for a block, to me.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Big dicks only, maybe?

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

She takes you out to a restaurant and says to the waiter in a Yorkshire accent "he'll eat"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Experienced professionals

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Must be professional genuine and discreet and not looking to fuck the whole site and look for quality not quantity

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

My guess is they are referring to looks and physique. Which is funny as those tend to be quite subjective. So one person's elite, may be another person's hell no!

Just my thoughts on the subject.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

So basically the top 0.0001% that don't read the forums anyway, got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an elite level knobhead male. I wonder if that counts…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A prestige master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically it’s a term used for fellow clique members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best of the best, guys with huge cocks, 6 packs and a full head of hair. Those who are extremely successful in their careers, drive a Bentley and own a fleet of houses around the World. They're the elite, they're the desirables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it’s someone who’s put in a lot off time on ED

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They can take you out from 1000 yards away...

In the dark ...

Silently.....

No one will see them cumming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She takes you out to a restaurant and says to the waiter in a Yorkshire accent "he'll eat"

Made me chuckle in my Yorkshire accent

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism? "
they ride one of them lite E bikes I guess so very fit plenty of money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's as bad as 'alpha male' which equals twat in our book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who suck their tummies in for pics, and probably tailgate you in their Audi on a narrow twisty country road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the Ego on here is incredible.

The “Elite” Male won’t come onto a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best of the best, guys with huge cocks, 6 packs and a full head of hair. Those who are extremely successful in their careers, drive a Bentley and own a fleet of houses around the World. They're the elite, they're the desirables."

6 packs are way over rated and people who say they aren’t are people who don’t know nothing

They made in the kitchen not the gym

All a 6 pack shows me is that they life’s revols around not have any fun in life and watching what you eat

There a good youtube year long documentary about a youtube fitness person who showed it

Freands eating burgers he couldn’t was out on a date with a woman she had dinner he had nothing as everything on the menu wasn’t suitable

Now back muscles is ware the “real elites” are there is no cheating them with a strict diet they erned the hard way

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

For me the elite male isn't necessarily George Clooney, or physically 'gifted'.

A profile consisting of more than a sentence would be nice, he's taken the time to read my diatribe and responded accordingly. He's funny and engaging in exchanges and he has the patience of a Saint!

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

I identify as an elite male.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I can manage exactly 1 out of 6, but you have to guess which one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest red flag for me politely ignore any profile with that much snobbery

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some of the Ego on here is incredible.

The “Elite” Male won’t come onto a forum

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The 'elite' male absolutely will, he will understand how this lifestyle works and gather evidence by appreciating the views of a wide range of people!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I often find reading something like that, helps me use the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know the answer but I bet he don’t start his messages with “hows yous”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I identify as an elite male.

FAF?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Probably fit handsome wealthy big flash car/house holidays in the best resorts eats at the best restaurants

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"I don’t know the answer but I bet he don’t start his messages with “hows yous”"

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Ther'es a word to describe people with demand for elite others, entitled, they are everywhere.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism? "

Pfff man I don't know...women and couples keep using these pseudo adjectives like "elite " , "high value " or "alpha" , it's just weird...I told them so many times they can just use me as a standard..."I want a guy that looks and moves like ThatDancingGuy" ...it's really that simple, but they always want to complicate things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there levels of swingers now?.

Elite

Professional

Discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She takes you out to a restaurant and says to the waiter in a Yorkshire accent "he'll eat"

Made me chuckle in my Yorkshire accent

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Probably dirty laugh too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

To me it means don't bother trying

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elite single males? Sounds like adult entertainment agency..

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By *tomic 86Couple
over a year ago

Chester

Probably wannabe Tories!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Well, that clears that up.

Thanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism? "

If you know you know.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism?

If you know you know."

Seems non of us do at this stage

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I suspect it’s a way of saying rich sugar daddy without actually saying it…

But I am not at all cynical today.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Think it’s someone who’s put in a lot off time on ED

Yes, I got to Elite by, umm, visiting the black hole.... In my Asp Explorer....

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I don't know but such wording would indicate they're not the sort of person who'd appeal to me (as much as no doubt I would appeal to them). So it's a good system, it works

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"They can take you out from 1000 yards away...

In the dark ...

Silently.....

No one will see them cumming...."

This had me in stitches

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Don't know. But if we take the sporting analogy, I'm definitely more Sunday League, which suits me just fine!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Someone who can be in and out with you realising - like the SAS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?"

1. I'm not

2. 4

3. 7

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?"

I’ve seen this phrase used by couples eg single males - only well endowed elite males wanted

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?"

While I do occasionally admire the odd single male profile on here, this was aimed at the couples who specify that's what they're looking for. Not men claiming to be them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In even if I don’t know what it is

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do elite males wank using caviar?

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By *olinservingMan
over a year ago

wallasey

Same as a professional couple……… as opposed to an amateur couple??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Who's looking for me?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have absolutely no idea

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Maybe it means 'a sugar daddy type'

haha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think it's just a way for arrogant profiles to seek other arrogant profiles

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?

I’ve seen this phrase used by couples eg single males - only well endowed elite males wanted "

Clever thinking FellEnglush... that explains it all ........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?

While I do occasionally admire the odd single male profile on here, this was aimed at the couples who specify that's what they're looking for. Not men claiming to be them.

Gotcha

So do you fit the bill ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. Why are you checking single males out ? ( no reason you shouldn't but im curious )

2. How many did you check out ?

3. What % of those used the word 'elite'\?

1. I'm not

2. 4

3. 7"

What is 7% of 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.28

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Gotcha

So do you fit the bill ?"

That's what I'm to find out, but it's not looking like it so far

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By *teveNW81Man
over a year ago

wigan

"Must be professional genuine and discreet and not looking to fuck the whole site and look for quality not quantity"

Are you insinuating that some of your female counterparts on here are not "quality"?

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

I like the sound of these “Elite” Males!! Point me to them please!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They mean someone as great as me.

Maybe not.

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

A pussy connoisseur

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Whatever it means I ain't it

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

It will mean something different to the person who has it on their profile and the person reading it, but most of us know it means porn star model material, but that again will mean something different again,

in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elite Males =

Full head of hair

Bank account overflowing

Houses everywhere

Off on every one never mind

Got to be room for me somewhere

The local asylum for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, good on them for knowing what they want, even if the rest of us don't.

Ultimately it doesn't harm anyone and from the sounds of it, puts off those they don't want to hear from and keeps the messages minimal. Maybe.

Doubt it.

But they tried.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

It's the level just below me, bless it. Chaps within that range are usually pretty charming, and can converse for up to 45 minutes without making a reference to breasts. It's the Waitrose of Fab, not the Fortnum and Mason.

We can't all be superstars, after all. 'Someone has to sit in the gutter and applaud as I go by.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that in their own profile or what someone is looking for?

Either way it’s a pile of pretentious old tosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elite as in top of the food chain elite? They don’t exist. We are all the same, faults, habits etc although some people like to think they are elite, usain bolt, is elite, Elon musk is elite, elite means you have pushed the boundaries of what’s possible and if you have furthered humanity then you won’t have time to be on Fab, egos belong in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m trashy single

Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see “elite” and assume they’ll kick the door in, roll across the floor and wank on my cornflakes. I prefer it when guys don’t do that.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I see “elite” and assume they’ll kick the door in, roll across the floor and wank on my cornflakes. I prefer it when guys don’t do that. "

Is cum only for muesli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see “elite” and assume they’ll kick the door in, roll across the floor and wank on my cornflakes. I prefer it when guys don’t do that. "

Yeah, I wish they'd stop doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see “elite” and assume they’ll kick the door in, roll across the floor and wank on my cornflakes. I prefer it when guys don’t do that.

Is cum only for muesli?"

I was referring to kicking the door in

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism? "
I think the basic requirement is attending Eton, so a Boris Johnson type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be professional genuine and discreet and not looking to fuck the whole site and look for quality not quantity"

So basically a fella with a full time job ,who's not an absolute horndog

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

People can put whatever they want in their profile - it’s up to you whether you feel you match their criteria or not. It’s also up to them whether they feel you match their criteria or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a list consisting of only my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took to Google for elite dating.

I quote...

Discerning, witty, educated to above average levels, professionals, career orientated.

So wealthy would be included though they don't say it.

But if a guy sent me a message with his flash car and his job title I'd delete him instantly.

I'm pretty sure education, money and all that doesn't make the slightest bit of difference to your bedroom antics.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I took to Google for elite dating.

I quote...

Discerning, witty, educated to above average levels, professionals, career orientated.

So wealthy would be included though they don't say it.

But if a guy sent me a message with his flash car and his job title I'd delete him instantly.

I'm pretty sure education, money and all that doesn't make the slightest bit of difference to your bedroom antics.

We ask for bank statements before meeting *nods*

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

I had a two week run of being first place on the arcade golf machine in the local pub when I was younger. Can't find much more elite than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took to Google for elite dating.

I quote...

Discerning, witty, educated to above average levels, professionals, career orientated.

So wealthy would be included though they don't say it.

But if a guy sent me a message with his flash car and his job title I'd delete him instantly.

I'm pretty sure education, money and all that doesn't make the slightest bit of difference to your bedroom antics.

We ask for bank statements before meeting *nods*

We check the companies House data, if you're not on there you're fake!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Well op,I could be wrong, but I believe Elite male is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Do their cocks all look like sky remotes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some would prefer to ‘Delete single males’!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I took to Google for elite dating.

I quote...

Discerning, witty, educated to above average levels, professionals, career orientated.

So wealthy would be included though they don't say it.

But if a guy sent me a message with his flash car and his job title I'd delete him instantly.

I'm pretty sure education, money and all that doesn't make the slightest bit of difference to your bedroom antics.

We ask for bank statements before meeting *nods*

We check the companies House data, if you're not on there you're fake!

Exactly! I only want rich chairpeople of the Board

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Well op,I could be wrong, but I believe Elite male is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Loving the Ron Burgundy quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well op,I could be wrong, but I believe Elite male is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Fratelli, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do their cocks all look like sky remotes ? "

No! apple TV remotes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m guessing they must have a big cock coupled with an abundance of stamina to make gurls/guys cum...!?

All sounds a bit superficial to me if someone calls themselves “Elite”

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"I see “elite” and assume they’ll kick the door in, roll across the floor and wank on my cornflakes. I prefer it when guys don’t do that.

Yeah, I wish they'd stop doing that

Which bit? The kicking, rolling or wanking?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do their cocks all look like sky remotes ?

No! apple TV remotes!

Not Lynx cans?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Maybe they played the game on a BBC Micro. I did but reached Deadly not Elite.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Well op,I could be wrong, but I believe Elite male is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Easy trap to fall into. It was actually a pirate ship, made entirely from rum corks though.

You're thinking of the "alpha mail", similar... only that one was owned by the post office, not pirates. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well op,I could be wrong, but I believe Elite male is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Easy trap to fall into. It was actually a pirate ship, made entirely from rum corks though.

You're thinking of the "alpha mail", similar... only that one was owned by the post office, not pirates. You're welcome "

Do elite mails cum in prepaid envelopes?

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Do elite mails cum in prepaid envelopes?

I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be professional genuine and discreet and not looking to fuck the whole site and look for quality not quantity"

Reckon that translates to good looking and wears a suit. Has to splash out a bit too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be at least 6ft tall, gym fit, 8+ inch cock, can hold a conversation and must be able to accommodate. In return, you get the pleasure of having sex with them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Must be at least 6ft tall, gym fit, 8+ inch cock, can hold a conversation and must be able to accommodate. In return, you get the pleasure of having sex with them

You're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be at least 6ft tall, gym fit, 8+ inch cock, can hold a conversation and must be able to accommodate. In return, you get the pleasure of having sex with them

You're in

Would never happen. I'm not 6ft tall

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Must be at least 6ft tall, gym fit, 8+ inch cock, can hold a conversation and must be able to accommodate. In return, you get the pleasure of having sex with them

You're in

Would never happen. I'm not 6ft tall

Wear heels

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"What the f*ck is an "elite single male"? I've seen that phrase on multiple profiles today.

Is it subjective, or is there a standard to qualify for, elitism? "

I think it's a self verifying qualification. If you've got the confidence (or ego) to claim the Monica, then you should wear that badge with pride.

Cal

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over a year ago

"Must be at least 6ft tall, gym fit, 8+ inch cock, can hold a conversation and must be able to accommodate. In return, you get the pleasure of having sex with them

You're in

Would never happen. I'm not 6ft tall

Wear heels

Shouldn't be needed, we're all the same height lying down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you cleared that up, I thought it was Elliot male and a reference to ET

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Wears a tie to work sometimes.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Wears a tie to work sometimes."

As someone who wears a 3-piece suit, pocket square, cuff-links, and dress shoes to work every day, I like this definition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is probably some bell end who works for the secret service...!

and goes around saying “manners maketh man”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears a tie to work sometimes."

I tie my shoes before I go to work

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"is probably some bell end who works for the secret service...!

and goes around saying “manners maketh man”

To be fair, Wykehamists probably make up half of SIS/GCHQ, so your Venn diagram has a large shaded area.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Wears a tie to work sometimes.

I tie my shoes before I go to work

Oooft, you had me at shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears a tie to work sometimes.

I tie my shoes before I go to work

Oooft, you had me at shoes

Because it shows I'm good with knots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is probably some bell end who works for the secret service...!

and goes around saying “manners maketh man”

To be fair, Wykehamists probably make up half of SIS/GCHQ, so your Venn diagram has a large shaded area."

It may be painful for some to hear, but SIS, GCHQ and MI5 are more of a 'brand' these days.

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