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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Why does it never come out straight??? Sometimes it veers off to the left, next time the right. Sometimes upwards then downwards. It’s bloody murder trying to get it in a woman’s mouth and eyes!???? Then they whinge it’s gone in their hair! Like they could do any better!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bladdy good shot Sir, nice straight lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to jab a pipe cleaner down there moments before, the, erm, moment.

You could try having your urethra rifled for better accuracy too.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"You need to jab a pipe cleaner down there moments before, the, erm, moment.

You could try having your urethra rifled for better accuracy too."

Great idea

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why does it never come out straight??? Sometimes it veers off to the left, next time the right. Sometimes upwards then downwards. It’s bloody murder trying to get it in a woman’s mouth and eyes!???? Then they whinge it’s gone in their hair! Like they could do any better! "

How did this go from your inability to control your penis to women whinging

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

You try squeezing liquid out through a tiny slit. It will hardly even cum out straight, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a funnel

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Why does it never come out straight??? Sometimes it veers off to the left, next time the right. Sometimes upwards then downwards. It’s bloody murder trying to get it in a woman’s mouth and eyes!???? Then they whinge it’s gone in their hair! Like they could do any better!

How did this go from your inability to control your penis to women whinging "

You should know, you’re always whinging about something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never get a fluid that's not uniform to pass through a tube that's not uniform out a hole that's not uniform on a body that's not steady...in a straight line

But good luck

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why does it never come out straight??? Sometimes it veers off to the left, next time the right. Sometimes upwards then downwards. It’s bloody murder trying to get it in a woman’s mouth and eyes!???? Then they whinge it’s gone in their hair! Like they could do any better!

How did this go from your inability to control your penis to women whinging

You should know, you’re always whinging about something "

You wish you made moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing it, it's not a straight path from your prostate to your japs eye.

The main feature of fluid flow through bends is the presence of a radial pressure gradient created by the centrifugal force acting on the fluid. Because of this, the fluid at the center of the pipe moves towards the outer side and comes back along the wall towards the inner side. This creates a double spiral flow field. If the bend curvature is strong enough, the adverse pressure gradient near the outer wall in the bend and near the inner wall just after the bend may lead to flow separation at these points, giving rise to a large increase in pressure losses. Even for fairly large-radius bends, the flow field in the bend will be severely distorted.

The pressure losses suffered in a bend are caused by both friction and momentum exchanges resulting from a change in the direction of flow. Both these factors depend on the bend angle, the curvature ratio and the Reynolds Number. The overall pressure drop can be expressed as the sum of two components: 1) that resulting from friction in a straight pipe of equivalent length which depends mainly on the Reynolds number (and the pipe roughness); and 2) that resulting from losses due to change of direction, normally expressed in terms of a bend-loss coefficient, which depends mainly on the curvature ratio and the bend angle.

Basically, it's like a cross between hitting a rat in a drain pipe and a game of whack-a-mole once your nutting.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"You'll never get a fluid that's not uniform to pass through a tube that's not uniform out a hole that's not uniform on a body that's not steady...in a straight line

But good luck "

Sorry I just heard the word uniform 3 times and it took my brain elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll never get a fluid that's not uniform to pass through a tube that's not uniform out a hole that's not uniform on a body that's not steady...in a straight line

But good luck

Sorry I just heard the word uniform 3 times and it took my brain elsewhere "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a costly meet if you can’t aim right

Hit my hair ie wig that run you anything from £60 to £130

Hit my dress could be anything from £5-£800 depending on what dress I have on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be a costly meet if you can’t aim right

Hit my hair ie wig that run you anything from £60 to £130

Hit my dress could be anything from £5-£800 depending on what dress I have on "

Dont wear them if your gonna get spunked on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be a costly meet if you can’t aim right

Hit my hair ie wig that run you anything from £60 to £130

Hit my dress could be anything from £5-£800 depending on what dress I have on

Dont wear them if your gonna get spunked on "

If I'm in the mood for that kind of fun I would wear something that I had purposely bought cheaply & that I don't mind getting ruined. So long as a guy checks in first to get a thumbs up obv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be a costly meet if you can’t aim right

Hit my hair ie wig that run you anything from £60 to £130

Hit my dress could be anything from £5-£800 depending on what dress I have on

Dont wear them if your gonna get spunked on "

I could do that but then I wouldn’t be meeting guys at all

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Could be a costly meet if you can’t aim right

Hit my hair ie wig that run you anything from £60 to £130

Hit my dress could be anything from £5-£800 depending on what dress I have on "

I met a black lady for a few years who had braided hair. She said get any in my hair and I will stab you to death. She has great tits so that’s where it went

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Could be a costly meet if you can’t aim right

Hit my hair ie wig that run you anything from £60 to £130

Hit my dress could be anything from £5-£800 depending on what dress I have on

Dont wear them if your gonna get spunked on "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it never come out straight??? Sometimes it veers off to the left, next time the right. Sometimes upwards then downwards. It’s bloody murder trying to get it in a woman’s mouth and eyes!???? Then they whinge it’s gone in their hair! Like they could do any better! "

Sounds like you need some target practice ??

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Why does it never come out straight??? Sometimes it veers off to the left, next time the right. Sometimes upwards then downwards. It’s bloody murder trying to get it in a woman’s mouth and eyes!???? Then they whinge it’s gone in their hair! Like they could do any better!

Sounds like you need some target practice ?? "

I do? Can you help at all ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You try squeezing liquid out through a tiny slit. It will hardly even cum out straight, lol"

You try squeezing a baby out of a small hole! Bloomin' men

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"You try squeezing liquid out through a tiny slit. It will hardly even cum out straight, lol

You try squeezing a baby out of a small hole! Bloomin' men "

Baby’s don’t shoot out sideways and hit people in the eye do they ?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"You try squeezing liquid out through a tiny slit. It will hardly even cum out straight, lol

You try squeezing a baby out of a small hole! Bloomin' men

Baby’s don’t shoot out sideways and hit people in the eye do they ? "

That would entertain the shit out of me I can’t lie

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