FabSwingers.com forum: Ailments.. Illness, aches and pains lol.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you sat right now.. and counted ALL the things wrong with you lol.. everything, (Not including mental ilnesses as such... Could be here all day lol) All the aches, pains and the more serious stuff.. How many would you have lol.

I just counted 9

9 ff's lol.. Injuries and minor stuff all needing some kind of treatment lol..

Ranging from a ganglion to a kidney stone

Anyone else lol??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"none"

I'm doomed then lol..

Oh well... All minor.. Well minor ish lol.. I'll live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure you dont need a nurse with a full medical bag of implements?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets marigolds and stirrups for examination purposes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gets marigolds and stirrups for examination purposes*

oh a medical convention...lovely..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure you dont need a nurse with a full medical bag of implements?"

Well.. In your case and with 9 already, no!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*gets marigolds and stirrups for examination purposes*

Stirrups????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure you dont need a nurse with a full medical bag of implements?

Well.. In your case and with 9 already, no!!!

I will make you feel better..honest!...Don't you trust me?...grins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure you dont need a nurse with a full medical bag of implements?

Well.. In your case and with 9 already, no!!!

I will make you feel better..honest!...Don't you trust me?...grins

I'd say do I look stupid.. but the answer may not be such a shock lol..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you dont include the serious stuff 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not counting it would make me feel ill........

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

fit as a flea here......well, for now anyway!!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If it don't stop me doing what I want I don't count it - so that will be none.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

thing's that stop me doing anything = zero.....

...........got allsorts wrong...but who cares.....always look on the bright side of life..da dum...da dum da dum da dum

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

good point

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

All well here

All my personalities tell me so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All well here

All my personalities tell me so

What about the one ya have finally dumped though ...pmsl??

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"All well here

All my personalities tell me so

What about the one ya have finally dumped though ...pmsl??

That one, gave it a poke in the eye, a smack around the chops and a kick up the arse, lol

Think its feeling sorry for itself now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All well here

All my personalities tell me so

What about the one ya have finally dumped though ...pmsl??

That one, gave it a poke in the eye, a smack around the chops and a kick up the arse, lol

Think its feeling sorry for itself now

Awww... Poor fella!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"All well here

All my personalities tell me so

What about the one ya have finally dumped though ...pmsl??

That one, gave it a poke in the eye, a smack around the chops and a kick up the arse, lol

Think its feeling sorry for itself now

Awww... Poor fella!

Was a big softie anyway.

Needed to toughen up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be here all day counting....lmao

llets just say that in order to work, rest and play i take 142 tablets a week

shake rattle and roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok... and another!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you sat right now.. and counted ALL the things wrong with you lol.. everything, (Not including mental ilnesses as such... Could be here all day lol) All the aches, pains and the more serious stuff.. How many would you have lol.

I just counted 9

9 ff's lol.. Injuries and minor stuff all needing some kind of treatment lol..

Ranging from a ganglion to a kidney stone

Anyone else lol??

My sympathy for you with kidney stone!! Been there and have to say it was worse than giving birth!!

my count is 1

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I started to get one at the weekend - but have seemed to shake it off

Yay - you can beat em sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Healthy so far apart from an earlier issue with one knee. However, since I lost 1.5st, it has right itself so I am happy!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Thought i was ill as fuck in causality tonight till the pubs started emptying out! Didn't know you could fit an ashtray up your ........!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

my legs hurt if that counts lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my boobies hurt.......a lot!!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"my boobies hurt.......a lot!!"

do they need rubbing/kissing better ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twisted my back at work today, anyone that can pop round and give me a deep tissue massage ??? x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my boobies hurt.......a lot!!

do they need rubbing/kissing better ??

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are u offering ????

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Twisted my back at work today, anyone that can pop round and give me a deep tissue massage ??? x

cant do that sort of massage but i could try taking your mind of it lol xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"my boobies hurt.......a lot!!

do they need rubbing/kissing better ??

are u offering ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be here all day counting....lmao

llets just say that in order to work, rest and play i take 142 tablets a week

shake rattle and roll.

I thought you took a lot of tablets Peaches hun well that was til I counted up how many I have to take!!!

Not to mention the lotions, potions, creams and dressings I have to do on a daily basis

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my boobies hurt.......a lot!!

do they need rubbing/kissing better ??

are u offering ????

"
duly noted and filed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twisted my back at work today, anyone that can pop round and give me a deep tissue massage ??? x

cant do that sort of massage but i could try taking your mind of it lol xx"

Deal, may still be hurting on the 6th !!! x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

nurses uniform packed and filing done

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nurses uniform packed and filing done

xxx"

Nurse??? You say... Nurse???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nurses uniform packed and filing done

xxx

Nurse??? You say... Nurse???

Only so she can take my mind off my poorly back !!! xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"nurses uniform packed and filing done

xxx

Nurse??? You say... Nurse???

are you feeling poorly then?? think i can find my rectal thermometer to pack

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

"
oh easy peasy that would be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

oh easy peasy that would be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

followed closely by meeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

lol oh OK one hand on your boobs and the other on my back hows that ? xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

lol oh OK one hand on your boobs and the other on my back hows that ? xx"

perfect !

bugger....debz, raz, femme and I all in together ..... thats me not going to sleep without some self love tonight

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

lol oh OK one hand on your boobs and the other on my back hows that ? xx

perfect !

bugger....debz, raz, femme and I all in together ..... thats me not going to sleep without some self love tonight

xxxx"

can I hold the video camera???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

lol oh OK one hand on your boobs and the other on my back hows that ? xx

perfect !

bugger....debz, raz, femme and I all in together ..... thats me not going to sleep without some self love tonight

xxxx"
i think i will as well

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I am a dab hand at a good massage.

Got the boobooba oil, and big warm hands

Who's first into the lions den then???

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

lol oh OK one hand on your boobs and the other on my back hows that ? xx

perfect !

bugger....debz, raz, femme and I all in together ..... thats me not going to sleep without some self love tonight

xxxxi think i will as well

Oooooo sod the camera im wide awake and getting the car keys out

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

PLUMS!!!

Yu can only hold that camera IF..... - well i am sure us girls can find some other uses for you too.....

We shall compile a list ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLUMS!!!

Yu can only hold that camera IF..... - well i am sure us girls can find some other uses for you too.....

We shall compile a list ok

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"PLUMS!!!

Yu can only hold that camera IF..... - well i am sure us girls can find some other uses for you too.....

We shall compile a list ok

ok girls - we have reeled him in - he thinks its his wish list - not our hit list. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLUMS!!!

Yu can only hold that camera IF..... - well i am sure us girls can find some other uses for you too.....

We shall compile a list ok

ok girls - we have reeled him in - he thinks its his wish list - not our hit list. LOL"

I'm just happy to have made the list !!!!

It's the first time since crimewatch I made ANY list!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"PLUMS!!!

Yu can only hold that camera IF..... - well i am sure us girls can find some other uses for you too.....

We shall compile a list ok

ok girls - we have reeled him in - he thinks its his wish list - not our hit list. LOL

I'm just happy to have made the list !!!!

It's the first time since crimewatch I made ANY list!!!

Yeah but being an "extra" on CrimeWatch dont really count!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLUMS!!!

Yu can only hold that camera IF..... - well i am sure us girls can find some other uses for you too.....

We shall compile a list ok

ok girls - we have reeled him in - he thinks its his wish list - not our hit list. LOL

I'm just happy to have made the list !!!!

It's the first time since crimewatch I made ANY list!!!

Yeah but being an "extra" on CrimeWatch dont really count!!! LOL"

I was only a reserve extra, in case one of the actual extras didn't turn up

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"PLUM

Yeah but being an "extra" on CrimeWatch dont really count!!! LOL

I was only a reserve extra, in case one of the actual extras didn't turn up

So you are a FAKE then??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLUM

Yeah but being an "extra" on CrimeWatch dont really count!!! LOL

I was only a reserve extra, in case one of the actual extras didn't turn up

So you are a FAKE then??????????

Reserve fake, in case the real fakes dont turn up, ohhhhhhhh wait, now that I think about it, errrrrrr, is there such a thing as a real fake??? my head hurts

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"PLUM

Reserve fake, in case the real fakes dont turn up, ohhhhhhhh wait, now that I think about it, errrrrrr, is there such a thing as a real fake??? my head hurts

End of day - just turn up - will be used and abused by the possy girls - and the kissing booth is just a cover story!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLUM

Reserve fake, in case the real fakes dont turn up, ohhhhhhhh wait, now that I think about it, errrrrrr, is there such a thing as a real fake??? my head hurts

End of day - just turn up - will be used and abused by the possy girls - and the kissing booth is just a cover story!!!!

LOL"

OK thats tonights dream sorted TY, on that note, Im gonna go and get the dream started,

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

night night SUGAR

PLUM

XXXXXXXX

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