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Do you ever think you shouldn't be allowed out by yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It would have been weirder if someone had lost their merkin

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Slippers need love too!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

"

Understandable mistake and I really hate those fluffy slippers. Right up there with the Ugg boot and mens sandals as the worse footwear ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight answer !

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

"

Well, the instincts were correct. So God bless you.

It seems the eyesight might not be though, so off to spec savers with you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sometimes I think im never getting out the number of times I go back in for things I didn't pick up on the way out ...

I need a cat flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.

Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

"

Always look ahead. Slow down. Draw close to the object. Realise it's a fucking slipper and drive over it taking every bit of pleasure from it as it squelches.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.

Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere. "

before what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.

Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere.

before what ?"

Before now.

As in there's an unusually high amount of roadkill. Around here anyway.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.

Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere.

before what ?

Before now.

As in there's an unusually high amount of roadkill. Around here anyway."

I have to agree, I had gone for decades without seeing one and I counted three dead on the way to work one morning

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

"

Failed yer test missy. You're not suppost to swerve for any animal as you may meet on coming traffic head on.

Mow the fecker down next time.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Very lucky you did not hit something or someone one sometimes, run the animal over...

But win-win today

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I've been toying with the idea of employing a full time carer, yes.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

I usually walk to the supermarket if I don't need much as it is quicker than taking the car with our one way system.

Yeaterday while making coffee I took the milk from the fridge and dropped it, plastic container split so jamp in the car to go for more. Came out Tescos and walked home. Never realized til later when the hubby came in and asked where my car was. Old age doesn't come alone.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

All the time.. Im a liability

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

"
specsavers comes to mind

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By *ighlandguy1000Man
over a year ago

Inverness


"I usually walk to the supermarket if I don't need much as it is quicker than taking the car with our one way system.

Yeaterday while making coffee I took the milk from the fridge and dropped it, plastic container split so jamp in the car to go for more. Came out Tescos and walked home. Never realized til later when the hubby came in and asked where my car was. Old age doesn't come alone. "

That is class

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I once fractured a bone in my foot because of got distracted by a puppy, so yeah there's definitely an argument I shouldn't be out unsupervised

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Yeah I’ve just almost wrecked a display in Pets at Home trying to make sure my fur baby didn’t see me while she was still being groomed. The groom room is on the mezzanine and she was looking down directly at the door waiting for me to come back in. I ran in when she glanced away and collided with a display on the side of a fixture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're barred from the fort, stealing monster munch. Animal.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Quite often unfortunately

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Quite often unfortunately "

Do you remember the whole trying to get a taxi in Manchester?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Quite often unfortunately

Do you remember the whole trying to get a taxi in Manchester? "

Yes. Add that to the services Carpark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite often unfortunately

Do you remember the whole trying to get a taxi in Manchester?

Yes. Add that to the services Carpark "

FFS

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Quite often unfortunately

Do you remember the whole trying to get a taxi in Manchester?

Yes. Add that to the services Carpark "

Omg I’d forgotten about that, only on a Fab social

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Recently-ish I was asked if I had "anybody with me" when I went to collect my prescription, lol.

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Every day. Should never be left unsupervised, tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.

Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.

Failed yer test missy. You're not suppost to swerve for any animal as you may meet on coming traffic head on.

Mow the fecker down next time. "

Ffs...whit you like!

I know....I did swerve to avoid a dead hedgehog during a lesson and my instructor went fucking nuts. "IT'S ALREADY DEID!"

....terrorising pensioners out for a stroll all because of a fucking slipper

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and whilst I'm happy being out on my own, everyone I meet worries about me being at large

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Thankfully the new car (keys) saved me, I could never find my keys even if I just got out of the car. Now I don’t need to find them

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