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"Stick a finger up there and see what I can scrape off under my nail." Sniff test is always the best | |||
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? " I hope you live alone- otherwise I really feel for the rest of the people using that shower. *pushes breakfast to one side* that’ll teach me to leave Fab for later… | |||
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"Abstain from it. Less of a pain in the arse with all the faffing." I assure you, there are means and ways of having a pain in the arse without such invasive maneuvers. As for what prep I do, marigolds, goggles and a positive attitude. | |||
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"Stick a finger up there and see what I can scrape off under my nail." You know, that would be a brave addition to the hot list pics. Be bold. Anyway, time for some Nutella and crunchy peanut butter on toast. | |||
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"If i know or suspect im going to get a cock up my arse or get pegged by the wife, I'll always douche first with a bulb-type - yes it takes the spontaneity out of it, but helps me relax more during the sex itself, knowing theres much less chance of any mishaps as I'm being fucked. " I douche as well if it’s going to be on the cards I like the feeling of being clean as well. | |||
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"I don’t love anal but I still wash everywhere properly. " Right up to your colon? | |||
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"Stick a finger up there and see what I can scrape off under my nail." ewwww | |||
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"Nothing goes up my bum these days thank fuck. If he tries a cheeky finger and ends up with a bit of sweetcorn stuck to it, he can deal with it." Chew more dear. Honestly. | |||
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"Stick a finger up there and see what I can scrape off under my nail." Legend! | |||
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"Some good and informative replies, apart from the usual attention seeking idiots. Thank you. " I know! The bastards! You wanted to be totally incognito with the shower head up your arse. They just have to don't they? Idiots. | |||
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"I use the neighbours garden hose. They're so friendly, I'm sure they don't mind. " That's the great thing isn't it, you just know it's ok because they never say anything, they just hurriedly get inside, lock the doors, shut the curtains for your privacy and all too. They even disinfect too. Stars. Total stars. | |||
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys " Nothing new there for me | |||
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys " Did anyone else do the whole "Ummmmmmm" thing when someone was naughty at school. Like the noise of judgement and impending doom, when you're 7. | |||
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"Some good and informative replies, apart from the usual attention seeking idiots. Thank you. I know! The bastards! You wanted to be totally incognito with the shower head up your arse. They just have to don't they? Idiots. " | |||
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"I don’t love anal but I still wash everywhere properly. Right up to your colon? " Yep. I use the toilet brush. Bit of bleach. Jobs a good un | |||
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys Did anyone else do the whole "Ummmmmmm" thing when someone was naughty at school. Like the noise of judgement and impending doom, when you're 7." I always was the "someone". | |||
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys Did anyone else do the whole "Ummmmmmm" thing when someone was naughty at school. Like the noise of judgement and impending doom, when you're 7. I always was the "someone"." You, really? Little miss clean fingernails. I'm shocked. Anyway, I'm telling. | |||
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers. " I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all. Cheers for that btw | |||
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"I do exactly the same as you OP, you never know when your going to enjoy a prostate massage." Is this the equivalent of putting clean undies on every day.. Just in case.? | |||
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"Stick a finger up there and see what I can scrape off under my nail." Viz top tips? | |||
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? " So many pathetic, immature comments! I do exactly the same if I'm meeting or not - you'd be really surprised of the difference it makes, you feel so clean, hygienic!! | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people " Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs. | |||
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"I use the neighbours garden hose. They're so friendly, I'm sure they don't mind. " Ask them if its ok its only polite! lol | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people " I’m no elitist I’m just an annoying c*nt Need a cuddle? | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs. " ^ This. | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs. ^ This." No, this is a zero fun factory. I demand the most severe of all behaviour. If you don't I'll fill you all up like a water balloon. | |||
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"Can't talk shit about shit Shit is serious shit Come on folks" This. I think | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs. ^ This. No, this is a zero fun factory. I demand the most severe of all behaviour. If you don't I'll fill you all up like a water balloon. " Oh god. | |||
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"Aw that ruffled a few feathers Lol yeah, your own" I’ve just cleaned mine with the shower hose ta | |||
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? " I have tried this before, It works, But now I'm banned from the communal showers at the gym, | |||
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"Aw that ruffled a few feathers Lol yeah, your own I’ve just cleaned mine with the shower hose ta " If you have feathers up there I'd show your GP... | |||
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential. " You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable | |||
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential. You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable " Indeed, which is why we take a few yakults and do a quick hand stand, swirl the hips. Rinse, repeat, done. | |||
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers. I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all. Cheers for that btw " May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? | |||
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers. I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all. Cheers for that btw May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? " No no no no no... You'll offend the judges... Its not a sex site... Its a swinging site... Huge difference apparently. | |||
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential. You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable Indeed, which is why we take a few yakults and do a quick hand stand, swirl the hips. Rinse, repeat, done." Which end do the yakults start in? | |||
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers. I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all. Cheers for that btw May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? " Why does that equal oversharing the inside scoop on poop? | |||
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential. You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable Indeed, which is why we take a few yakults and do a quick hand stand, swirl the hips. Rinse, repeat, done. Which end do the yakults start in? " Both, maximum efficacy. | |||
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers. I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all. Cheers for that btw May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? " This is almost borderline agricultural | |||
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"You can buy douche showerheads that screw onto the shower pipe " Well ..I wasn't one of the douche bags making fun of this thread | |||
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"I mean OP, you must realise how comical the opening gambit was. And you know what the forums are like, yet you take umbrage at the fun and light hearted jokes. You can try to play victim all you want, but as others have said, you threw it out there, you don't get to decide what comes back. Good luck god bless ta ta." I’m far from a ‘victim’ but thanks for your input. | |||
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"So many people keeping the thread going. Well done guys and girls. " Why are you so pleased? This isn't pay-per-view. | |||
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys " We might be subjected to a brown shower LMAO | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people I’m no elitist I’m just an annoying c*nt Need a cuddle?" Room for a wee cunt? Budge up | |||
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"I hope for the best, if the last number two didn't need multiple wipes it's all good for me. Sometimes it's like wiping a marker pen tho!" That is just fookin' disgusting ..... Dangermouse....... go to your room. | |||
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people I’m no elitist I’m just an annoying c*nt Need a cuddle? Room for a wee cunt? Budge up " Don't start with the wee....... | |||
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"I have a suppository I use about 2 hours before, followed by a nice bath " A suppository followed by a bath ...... I can picture that | |||
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"I have a suppository I use about 2 hours before, followed by a nice bath A suppository followed by a bath ...... I can picture that " I just laughed out loud at that! MrWho. | |||
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"You can buy douche showerheads that screw onto the shower pipe Well ..I wasn't one of the douche bags making fun of this thread " Fun is not your enema | |||
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? " If I did that I’d have the shits for two days after…. My ass is clean without all that faffing | |||
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself and have a good wank at the same time " Mind if I use that for my tinder profile ? | |||
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself and have a good wank at the same time Mind if I use that for my tinder profile ? " | |||
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"Why isn't there a god damn like bottom on here some of the ladies answers are funny as f..k haha x J " I like your bottom | |||
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