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". . . before send a first hello to a profile you really like ? " And why exactly? | |||
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". . . before send a first hello to a profile you really like ? " Send a first message? I don't understand the question. | |||
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". . . before send a first hello to a profile you really like ? And why exactly?" Well … cause you really liked her . No ? | |||
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"I don't, any more. As soon as I stopped trying, I started getting messages from gorgeous women. Don't know what that is telling me, but I'm taking it as a sign that what hot women *really* find attractive is a middle-aged man making absolutely no effort. Thank me later, guys. " Interesting …. | |||
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". . . before send a first hello to a profile you really like ? Send a first message? I don't understand the question." Send a message, let us know if you feel anything. I'm going for, mild irritation. But, for science! | |||
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". . . before send a first hello to a profile you really like ? And why exactly? Well … cause you really liked her . No ? " Its the first message, your only liking the look of her...which is incredibly shallow | |||
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". . . before send a first hello to a profile you really like ? Send a first message? I don't understand the question." Yes . How exciting do you feel before send a first message to some u found and u really like ? | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box." Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box." Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore? | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there." All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be!" I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise? | |||
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"I get that feeling in my stomach, like when you're waiting in line for a rollercoaster and you don't know if it's excitement or you're gonna puke your guts up. " Yes . Butterflies on ecstasy . I love it ^^ I like your rollercoaster style ^^ | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore?" See, you went Japanese when I'd have gone German, alas, I fear it just wasn't meant to be. | |||
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"I get that feeling in my stomach, like when you're waiting in line for a rollercoaster and you don't know if it's excitement or you're gonna puke your guts up. " • Or both perhaps? That feeling of involuntary excitable retching....  | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise?" From the tall bearded fellow in the white transit van, round the back of Aldi | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be!" Sounds lovely to me . I’m in . | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise? From the tall bearded fellow in the white transit van, round the back of Aldi" Oh, Steve? I remember him. He used to sell... Oh. Wait.  | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore? See, you went Japanese when I'd have gone German, alas, I fear it just wasn't meant to be." Meh, rod bearing failure gets old after a while. Approximately 50k miles? Sometimes less 
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise? From the tall bearded fellow in the white transit van, round the back of Aldi Oh, Steve? I remember him. He used to sell... Oh. Wait. "What can I say? I was young and impressionable, and he told me there'd be puppies, or sweeties, or both. Easy mistake to make. | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore? See, you went Japanese when I'd have gone German, alas, I fear it just wasn't meant to be. Meh, rod bearing failure gets old after a while. Approximately 50k miles? Sometimes less
"Only ever murdered one engine under 150k miles and that was Italian. The only thing more puzzling than it living that long was how it snuck into my property in the first place, nasty creature. | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise? From the tall bearded fellow in the white transit van, round the back of Aldi Oh, Steve? I remember him. He used to sell... Oh. Wait.
What can I say? I was young and impressionable, and he told me there'd be puppies, or sweeties, or both. Easy mistake to make."What a monstrous way to take advantage of an impressionable young woman. Let me make it up to you by introducing you to my Dalmatians. Just here, next to the chocolate fountain. | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise? From the tall bearded fellow in the white transit van, round the back of Aldi Oh, Steve? I remember him. He used to sell... Oh. Wait.
What can I say? I was young and impressionable, and he told me there'd be puppies, or sweeties, or both. Easy mistake to make.
What a monstrous way to take advantage of an impressionable young woman. Let me make it up to you by introducing you to my Dalmatians. Just here, next to the chocolate fountain."Dalmatians.. how many are we talking? This all seems a little suspicious, but there's chocolate so who am I to question it? | |||
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"Eh, it's not too exciting tbh Better a first face-to-face" Fair enough ^^ respect . | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore? See, you went Japanese when I'd have gone German, alas, I fear it just wasn't meant to be. Meh, rod bearing failure gets old after a while. Approximately 50k miles? Sometimes less
Only ever murdered one engine under 150k miles and that was Italian. The only thing more puzzling than it living that long was how it snuck into my property in the first place, nasty creature."So, Alfa? No wait, it should have disintegrated well before the pop at 150k. Fiat? Hmmmm, maybe, bit of a roll of the dice with them too. 150k might have been a miracle though. I mean if it was a Delta, well, nasty creature? I think not. So how did it go? I'm all curious now. | |||
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" Dalmatians.. how many are we talking? This all seems a little suspicious, but there's chocolate so who am I to question it?" 101, naturally. I do love the way chocolate short-circuits critical thinking skills. | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore? See, you went Japanese when I'd have gone German, alas, I fear it just wasn't meant to be. Meh, rod bearing failure gets old after a while. Approximately 50k miles? Sometimes less
Only ever murdered one engine under 150k miles and that was Italian. The only thing more puzzling than it living that long was how it snuck into my property in the first place, nasty creature.
So, Alfa? No wait, it should have disintegrated well before the pop at 150k.
Fiat? Hmmmm, maybe, bit of a roll of the dice with them too. 150k might have been a miracle though.
I mean if it was a Delta, well, nasty creature? I think not.
So how did it go? I'm all curious now.
"Fiat. Cylinder head at 85k, kept running it til it literally could run no more as it was already worth less than scrap. Think it was just shy of 120k when it went to the parking lot in the sky. | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Not convinced everyone is using *those* heads in this rather excitable thread. Hence the whooshing. Please don't return to your box, unless of course you enjoy it there. All of my toys and my imaginary friend are in there, there's worse places to be! I'm already sold. Where can I buy one of these boxes of Paradise? From the tall bearded fellow in the white transit van, round the back of Aldi Oh, Steve? I remember him. He used to sell... Oh. Wait.
What can I say? I was young and impressionable, and he told me there'd be puppies, or sweeties, or both. Easy mistake to make.
What a monstrous way to take advantage of an impressionable young woman. Let me make it up to you by introducing you to my Dalmatians. Just here, next to the chocolate fountain.
Dalmatians.. how many are we talking? This all seems a little suspicious, but there's chocolate so who am I to question it?"Dalmatians is what I would pick if I had a dungeon to feed people to the dogs … Chocolate fountain for me as I watch the nasty being shredded to bits . | |||
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" Dalmatians.. how many are we talking? This all seems a little suspicious, but there's chocolate so who am I to question it? 101, naturally. I do love the way chocolate short-circuits critical thinking skills. "That seems like a lot of Dalmatians... Interesting coat by the way. More importantly, any marshmallows?  | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box." No I got it, it was pretty funny. | |||
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" Dalmatians is what I would pick if I had a dungeon to feed people to the dogs … Chocolate fountain for me as I watch the nasty being shredded to bits . " That got really dark really fuckin fast man. Who hurt you?! | |||
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"I get that feeling in my stomach, like when you're waiting in line for a rollercoaster and you don't know if it's excitement or you're gonna puke your guts up. " I get that feeling when I see someone I want to message, but am 3 years outside their age range | |||
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"I can see the air wooshing over a couple of heads there, but ok, I'll get back in my box. Ah c'mon, we can talk rb's vs 2j's vs k24's, tsatsiki vs raita, why do I still play destiny? Is it even fun anymore? See, you went Japanese when I'd have gone German, alas, I fear it just wasn't meant to be. Meh, rod bearing failure gets old after a while. Approximately 50k miles? Sometimes less
Only ever murdered one engine under 150k miles and that was Italian. The only thing more puzzling than it living that long was how it snuck into my property in the first place, nasty creature.
So, Alfa? No wait, it should have disintegrated well before the pop at 150k.
Fiat? Hmmmm, maybe, bit of a roll of the dice with them too. 150k might have been a miracle though.
I mean if it was a Delta, well, nasty creature? I think not.
So how did it go? I'm all curious now.
Fiat. Cylinder head at 85k, kept running it til it literally could run no more as it was already worth less than scrap. Think it was just shy of 120k when it went to the parking lot in the sky."Bless it's cottons. I can only imagine that lovely sounds it was making during those last 35k. Quite a thrill too, will I make it, when will it go, can I get the valve train to exit through the bonnet, did I remember to renew the breakdown cover? | |||
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" That seems like a lot of Dalmatians... Interesting coat by the way. More importantly, any marshmallows? "Thank you! I like monochrome coats. And marshmallows are in the drawer on the left, next to the baklava and Turkish delight, just under the champagne. | |||
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" Fiat. Cylinder head at 85k, kept running it til it literally could run no more as it was already worth less than scrap. Think it was just shy of 120k when it went to the parking lot in the sky. Bless it's cottons. I can only imagine that lovely sounds it was making during those last 35k. Quite a thrill too, will I make it, when will it go, can I get the valve train to exit through the bonnet, did I remember to renew the breakdown cover? " Credit where it's due, she always got me home, only once was that while being towed by a tractor. | |||
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"Not excited at all more a bag of nerves knowing the message will be more than likely deleted or not read than getting a message back " This . I message some people, but mainly if I've chatted through forums or cams. Ideally I could just go to the clubs, but it's nice to arrange a meet in advance, going in together is nice even if you split up and play with other people. | |||
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"Not excited at all more a bag of nerves knowing the message will be more than likely deleted or not read than getting a message back " “ thriller “ isn’t it ? ^^ | |||
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" That seems like a lot of Dalmatians... Interesting coat by the way. More importantly, any marshmallows?
Thank you! I like monochrome coats. And marshmallows are in the drawer on the left, next to the baklava and Turkish delight, just under the champagne."Baklava and Turkish delight, Sir, are you flirting with me?! | |||
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" That seems like a lot of Dalmatians... Interesting coat by the way. More importantly, any marshmallows?
Thank you! I like monochrome coats. And marshmallows are in the drawer on the left, next to the baklava and Turkish delight, just under the champagne.
Baklava and Turkish delight, Sir, are you flirting with me?! "He's seen your pics, we are all flirting with you. | |||
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" Baklava and Turkish delight, Sir, are you flirting with me?!
He's seen your pics, we are all flirting with you. " very kind | |||
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" That seems like a lot of Dalmatians... Interesting coat by the way. More importantly, any marshmallows?
Thank you! I like monochrome coats. And marshmallows are in the drawer on the left, next to the baklava and Turkish delight, just under the champagne.
Baklava and Turkish delight, Sir, are you flirting with me?! "My mediaeval sweetmeats bring all the girls to their turret windows, dropping their musk-scented handkerchiefs. Which, by the way, is a definite yes. | |||
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" Fiat. Cylinder head at 85k, kept running it til it literally could run no more as it was already worth less than scrap. Think it was just shy of 120k when it went to the parking lot in the sky. Bless it's cottons. I can only imagine that lovely sounds it was making during those last 35k. Quite a thrill too, will I make it, when will it go, can I get the valve train to exit through the bonnet, did I remember to renew the breakdown cover? Credit where it's due, she always got me home, only once was that while being towed by a tractor." The poor love, and you called it nasty too. For shame. Still, let's continue the super hard turns in conversation from earlier and talk about our desired form of dungeon intruder consumption. I'm thinking ED-209, but with updated firmware for the stairs. I know I know, robots don't consume, but I'm letting the semantics slide. And as for snacks, I'm really feeling like fresh figs and dried dates would be good. Wait, what, oh this line of inquiry doesn't work... but the other guy seemed so sure... | |||
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" My mediaeval sweetmeats bring all the girls to their turret windows, dropping their musk-scented handkerchiefs. Which, by the way, is a definite yes." Wow, you silver tongued cavalier, with sexy syntax like that you'll be fighting away the woman and the men | |||
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" Dalmatians is what I would pick if I had a dungeon to feed people to the dogs … Chocolate fountain for me as I watch the nasty being shredded to bits . That got really dark really fuckin fast man. Who hurt you?!" Oh … nothing sweetheart … I’m cool . . . Sorry if is gone to dark … | |||
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" Baklava and Turkish delight, Sir, are you flirting with me?!
My mediaeval sweetmeats bring all the girls to their turret windows, dropping their musk-scented handkerchiefs.
Which, by the way, is a definite yes."Please, excuse me whilst I swoon | |||
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" The poor love, and you called it nasty too. For shame. Still, let's continue the super hard turns in conversation from earlier and talk about our desired form of dungeon intruder consumption. I'm thinking ED-209, but with updated firmware for the stairs. I know I know, robots don't consume, but I'm letting the semantics slide. And as for snacks, I'm really feeling like fresh figs and dried dates would be good. Wait, what, oh this line of inquiry doesn't work... but the other guy seemed so sure... "You've gone to far with your droids, I'm a gamer, but I'm not a child. Now let me get back to my My Little Pony Magic Princess... | |||
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" Baklava and Turkish delight, Sir, are you flirting with me?!
My mediaeval sweetmeats bring all the girls to their turret windows, dropping their musk-scented handkerchiefs.
Which, by the way, is a definite yes.
Please, excuse me whilst I swoon "Of course! Please feel free to use the more comfortable of my fainting couch. I'll bring the medicinal brandy and loosen your corsets. | |||
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" The poor love, and you called it nasty too. For shame. Still, let's continue the super hard turns in conversation from earlier and talk about our desired form of dungeon intruder consumption. I'm thinking ED-209, but with updated firmware for the stairs. I know I know, robots don't consume, but I'm letting the semantics slide. And as for snacks, I'm really feeling like fresh figs and dried dates would be good. Wait, what, oh this line of inquiry doesn't work... but the other guy seemed so sure...
You've gone to far with your droids, I'm a gamer, but I'm not a child. Now let me get back to my My Little Pony Magic Princess...
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Of course! Please feel free to use the more comfortable of my fainting couch. I'll bring the medicinal brandy and loosen your corsets."Why I'm so flustered, I can't tell if you're a gentleman or a rogue! | |||
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"You've gone to far with your droids, I'm a gamer, but I'm not a child. Now let me get back to my My Little Pony Magic Princess... Fine, I guess these aren't the droids you're looking for. " I'm more a wookie kinda girl | |||
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" Why I'm so flustered, I can't tell if you're a gentleman or a rogue!" You show rare discernment, madam. I am, of course, both. And now my bed calls. My servants and four-poster bed are at your disposal. I shall sleep in the manuscript library, so your innocence is quite safe. | |||
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"You've gone to far with your droids, I'm a gamer, but I'm not a child. Now let me get back to my My Little Pony Magic Princess... Fine, I guess these aren't the droids you're looking for. I'm more a wookie kinda girl " Well, they are like walking adverts for argan oil. Lustrous creatures. Alas there's not much I can do to mimic that though, best I can do is suggest going to the beach. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Perfick. Throw in a couple of cinnamon swirls on your head and you've a pretty anachronistic series of references. | |||
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"I can’t remember. The last time I sent a first message was just a quick hello type thing, so I didn’t have time to think how I felt. I don’t think I ever spent time wondering if I should say hello or not, I just did it. " The exiting stuff starts when they reply. | |||
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"Erm I don't. If I message a guy it's usually because I think they're funny, not because I want to have sex with them. " I’m crushed! | |||
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"Erm I don't. If I message a guy it's usually because I think they're funny, not because I want to have sex with them. I’m crushed!" Funny is good!!! | |||
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"Erm I don't. If I message a guy it's usually because I think they're funny, not because I want to have sex with them. " I best work in my jokes then. It’s all I’ve got left.  | |||
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