FabSwingers.com forum: How much do a pirate's earrings cost?

By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

About a buck an ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rrrrrrr

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"Rrrrrrr"

Your turn then

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Arghhhhh…..ye not making any sense at all matey.

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"Arghhhhh…..ye not making any sense at all matey."

I was hoping to kick off a thread of jokes related to pirates or Elizabethan swashbuckling seafarers. Looks like a failure, unless there is going to be a late Raleigh.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Arghhhhh…..ye not making any sense at all matey.

I was hoping to kick off a thread of jokes related to pirates or Elizabethan swashbuckling seafarers. Looks like a failure, unless there is going to be a late Raleigh. "

It’s going well!

You got a pirate Rrrrrr from fab royalty Mr Montana and my best Gibbs impression from your friendly neighbourhood Golden Pole

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"Arghhhhh…..ye not making any sense at all matey.

I was hoping to kick off a thread of jokes related to pirates or Elizabethan swashbuckling seafarers. Looks like a failure, unless there is going to be a late Raleigh.

It’s going well!

You got a pirate Rrrrrr from fab royalty Mr Montana and my best Gibbs impression from your friendly neighbourhood Golden Pole

Yeah, but I know when I'm beaten. I think I'll go and walk the plank. It hasn't had any exercise all day.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Ohhhhhharrrrffff price after christmas

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

They cost a rica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About £10 or £20 each if made of surgical steel ^^

I Stil have mine ha ha

And the pliers to open it ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will cost you the eye balls if u don’t give us all your money

Argh ha h ah an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the first mate see down the toilet ?

The captains log

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet ?

I bet you are thinking aaarrrrr .

But it's not, cos they love the seas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccaneers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free if you go raid a schooner

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet ?

I bet you are thinking aaarrrrr .

But it's not, cos they love the seas

I! they love the Ayes too!

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

You'll never find any pills to control a fever on a pirate galleon.

The parrots eat 'em all.

It must be a nuisance if your timbers are shiverin'.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccanhead!"

Fixed that for ya

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"You'll never find any pills to control a fever on a pirate galleon.

The parrots eat 'em all.

It must be a nuisance if your timbers are shiverin'.

Was that a rib tickler?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A little kid went trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate, knocking on a door a lady said oh , and where are your buccaneers, the kid said underneath my bucking hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccanhead!

Fixed that for ya

Bloody phone! Thankyou kindly.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccanhead!

Fixed that for ya

Bloody phone! Thankyou kindly."

No bother...Predictive text...a bigger pain in the arse than haemorrhoids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To err is human

To aargh is pirate

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What's the difference between a sawn off pirate's sword and a very very d*unken Captain Elizabeth Swann-Turner?

Nothing, they're both half cut lasses.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How do you make a pirate furious ?

Take away the "p"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

And the old favourite:

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they aarrrr

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