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By *azzaahh OP   Woman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just

............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and

cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth


"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just

............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and

cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying laughing here!

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By *azzaahh OP   Woman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Crying laughing here!"

sort of thing id do lol

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Haha mad me laugh and i need it today

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By *azzaahh OP   Woman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Haha mad me laugh and i need it today "

whats wrong ?? i had a bad day few days ago nothing worse xx

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

:-d

makes me chuckle each time I see that one posted

Wolf

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just

............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and

cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just

............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and

cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

"

one of the funniest things ive read for ages :D

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

giggles thats a good one ..like it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha, i like that x

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By *lex 1971Man
over a year ago

telford

Brilliant that made me laugh

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I would love to send your hubby christmas card for life. He just made US guys proud.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent !!

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By *azzaahh OP   Woman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"I would love to send your hubby christmas card for life. He just made US guys proud..... "

oooo i dont have hubby 3 was enough certainly dont need a fouth lol

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just

............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and

cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

"

pmsl

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