FabSwingers.com forum: Misheard bus conversation

By *idlandia OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

On the way home, bored. Group of women talking loudly behind me.

I wasn't paying any attention until one said " oh my god I love cocks"

Ears pricked up. One replied "oooh, what colour?"

"Mmm pink ones"

Her friend "I love cocks too, prefer black ones"

I'm not easily shocked but this loud conversation about dick preference on a bus had me WTF?

Then another of her female friends "I like mine, so pretty"

Mentally screeched to a holt , surreptitious glance, hmm must be the most convincing tv/ts I've ever seen.

She continues "flowers on them, and so comfortable to wear"

Oh.

They'd been saying crocs....

By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Can't believe you just admitted to catching the bus in front of all these people.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you just admitted to catching the bus in front of all these people."