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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ain't it funny how on tv whenever someone finds someone injured they never have a phone?!

What other silly things do tv shows/movies do that don't make sense or annoy you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody ever says “goodbye” on the phone. The conversation ends abruptly and the phone is just put down. How wude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and they NEVER seem to pull their curtains in the US tv programmes?

About to have sex? Sure.. let’s leave the curtains wide open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody watches eastEnders or Corry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When watching a horror and they hear a noise so they get out of bed and go down stairs to investigate without turning any lights on. Divvies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running in a straight line when getting chased especially when’s it by a car and they continue to run in the middle of the road

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Nobody ever finishes a ciggy. They light it, take a few pulls, then it's discarded.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

They have a whole breakfast buffet going on at the dining table on a morning. I always imagined this was what I would do when I had my own place, in reality you'd bankrupt yourself and have to be up at 5am preparing it all.

When a woman's waters break, they have no prior signs of labour, but they only have a whole 3 minutes to get to hospital or they'll give birth right there on the spot.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Apart from in Pulp Fiction no one ever seems to go to the loo.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.

And don't get me started on shoot outs.

Winston

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nobody *ever* goes to the loo.

Woman walks out of shower, hair in a towel. Removed towel to reveal perfectly styled, dry hair.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

No one ever talks about the wet spot after on screen sex. Or offers a towel.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Why whenever there’s a car chase someone always leaves a pile of cardboard boxes on the pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ain't it funny how on tv whenever someone finds someone injured they never have a phone?!

What other silly things do tv shows/movies do that don't make sense or annoy you?

"

People in horror films falling about 50 times while running away from a killer.

Oh, and not checking their backseats immediately when they get into a car :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.

And don't get me started on shoot outs.

Winston "

Shootouts you say?

Where enemy crack military special forces seem unable to hit a moving target but always manage to ping their bullets off the pillars and posts right next to their intended target.. but the action hero fires off a few shots of their own and takes out half a platoon of enemy fighters?

Those shootouts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sweaty rampant sex the night before.

Get up in the morning, put on their clothes and back off out to work they go.

No shower. No cleaning of teeth.

Dirty buggers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ain't it funny how on tv whenever someone finds someone injured they never have a phone?!

What other silly things do tv shows/movies do that don't make sense or annoy you?

People in horror films falling about 50 times while running away from a killer.

Oh, and not checking their backseats immediately when they get into a car :D"

Yeah and when they actually knock down or knock out the bad guy they just run away... I shout at the tv 'fucking finish him!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m movies and series

They never talk clear . Characters Always only half words they explanations …

“ what happened ?”

- he was right there … and his hand up and light the …. light …… the lights

(Oh ok - that explains it all )

- “ quick , let’s go , we need to rescue him …”

( I know the way and all like I know we here we going )

- “ This way “ ……

-“Hurry …

BAAAAAAAAAAANG

BOOOOM. PUMMM

AREERGH ! ! !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They get told an address over the phone...never ask for it to be repeated..or write it down..and Always know how to get there

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Then run out of bullets ..and throw the gun at the enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running in a straight line when getting chased especially when’s it by a car and they continue to run in the middle of the road "

Ah ah classic . Yeah .

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire


"Apart from in Pulp Fiction no one ever seems to go to the loo. "

Didn't work out well for Travolta in that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from in Pulp Fiction no one ever seems to go to the loo. "

Trainspotting he does . Big time

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Apart from in Pulp Fiction no one ever seems to go to the loo.

Trainspotting he does . Big time "
and Harry in Dumb&Dumber (turbo lax)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody *ever* goes to the loo.

Woman walks out of shower, hair in a towel. Removed towel to reveal perfectly styled, dry hair.

"

Ah ah . Or wake up make up on n hair done

Or u been hiding in a shed for a week

Leaving in woods for another 3 days

Go on a upside world dimension covered in shit

And e you white shinning Shirt stil spotless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.

And don't get me started on shoot outs.

Winston

Shootouts you say?

Where enemy crack military special forces seem unable to hit a moving target but always manage to ping their bullets off the pillars and posts right next to their intended target.. but the action hero fires off a few shots of their own and takes out half a platoon of enemy fighters?

Those shootouts? "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had sweaty rampant sex the night before.

Get up in the morning, put on their clothes and back off out to work they go.

No shower. No cleaning of teeth.

Dirty buggers!!! "

Mingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They get told an address over the phone...never ask for it to be repeated..or write it down..and Always know how to get there "

Yeah … or tell her : call me and walk off

Are u gonna give her your number ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In American shows and movies they get served a drink or two then the bartender walks off. Then when the customer leaves they throw a dollar bill on the bar and walk off... If that happend here in the UK that money would of been swiped

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

In films and TV shows nobody ever charges their mobile phones. It gets put on the table/nightstand and the person goes to bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they never seem to gloss or brush their teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

floss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always notice in American stuff they drink and drive like it's no big deal.

And those sex scenes where they are kissing and he slides his dick in after 0.5 seconds... it takes at least 6 seconds when that happens with me.

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By *oonloverWoman
over a year ago

bognor regis

Babies are born, then locked away in a cupboard or something until they are teens

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Nobody watches eastEnders or Corry? "

That's just good taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife works hard to painstakingly make a grand breakfast and the husband comes down, takes a bite of a toast and rushes out because he's late for for an important meeting at the business factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody watches eastEnders or Corry?

That's just good taste."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one picks up the bad guys fallen weapon

Stop going down into the bloody cellar.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Why is it Americand still can't use helmet straps or use seatbelts?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"No-one picks up the bad guys fallen weapon

Stop going down into the bloody cellar."

Did that one come from another teen horror movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wife works hard to painstakingly make a grand breakfast and the husband comes down, takes a bite of a toast and rushes out because he's late for for an important meeting at the business factory "

And not only that. She’s FINE about it. No “I’ve spent HOURS preparing this! And all you do is take a bite of toast!? At least take some in a Tupperware box or something!”

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"they never seem to gloss or brush their teeth "

Wouldn't it be enamel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wife works hard to painstakingly make a grand breakfast and the husband comes down, takes a bite of a toast and rushes out because he's late for for an important meeting at the business factory

And not only that. She’s FINE about it. No “I’ve spent HOURS preparing this! And all you do is take a bite of toast!? At least take some in a Tupperware box or something!”"

I know, right?! What a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always notice in American stuff they drink and drive like it's no big deal.

And those sex scenes where they are kissing and he slides his dick in after 0.5 seconds... it takes at least 6 seconds when that happens with me."

Oh baby … u need bring less clothes . I’m sure I would cum in less then 3 secs … with you xx

If we go in a Hollywood film maybe 1.8 sec to 2.4

Depends if is cowboys movies or speed car movies …

Depends the car too … I like the old school Beetle

Is the shape of the bonnet. it does something to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, when there are 2 people in a car, why is the driver always staring at the passenger for like 10 seconds while chatting away. I get American roads are bigger but FFS keep your eyes on the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, when there are 2 people in a car, why is the driver always staring at the passenger for like 10 seconds while chatting away. I get American roads are bigger but FFS keep your eyes on the road!"

Oh my god yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they never seem to gloss or brush their teeth

Wouldn't it be enamel "

Russian Doll

Her friend is always back

Is always back to brush their teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they never seem to gloss or brush their teeth

Wouldn't it be enamel

Russian Doll

Her friend is always back

Is always back to brush their teeth "

I never brush my teeth after having milked plenty big dicks because the semen doesn't just contain sperm, it also contains vitamins like zinc and calcium, which is why some claim it may help prevent tooth decay. So far so good, not had any issues with my teeth or gums.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"Running in a straight line when getting chased especially when’s it by a car and they continue to run in the middle of the road "

Or when something is falling towards someone they run in the direction it is falling rather than just stepping to the side so it misses them.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

American school kids never use bags.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Computer hackers, never ever use mice.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.

And don't get me started on shoot outs.

Winston

Shootouts you say?

Where enemy crack military special forces seem unable to hit a moving target but always manage to ping their bullets off the pillars and posts right next to their intended target.. but the action hero fires off a few shots of their own and takes out half a platoon of enemy fighters?

Those shootouts? "

Please Dan, for the love of God, do NOT get him started on shootouts and fight scenes.

I beg of you........

LA

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Any female above the age of 14 pukes in the morning or faints, it means she is pregnant

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Computer hackers, never ever use mice."

Or use the space bar.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Always leave car windows down and rarely lock the car.

Except for dramatic effect in horror films when the car's locked and they can't find key's in bag.

Hey haven't you heard of keyless entry?

And any random car always has a spare set of keys hidden in the sun visor.

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By *ust-a-GuyMan
over a year ago

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Whenever there is a killer on the loose in America, no-one has a gun handy.

So many films would be a lot shorter if people were tooled up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always leave car windows down and rarely lock the car.

Except for dramatic effect in horror films when the car's locked and they can't find key's in bag.

Hey haven't you heard of keyless entry?

And any random car always has a spare set of keys hidden in the sun visor.

"

the sun visor key always makes me smile. Like yeah, let’s leave a key there!

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