FabSwingers.com forum: Sorry, you're just not for me...

By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"

I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry blonde on both collar and cuffs, blonde everywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exceptional

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not like the others

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Genuine"

"I'm not like the other guys"

And any reference to smashing your back doors in, filling you up, lasting for hours....etc.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Only looking for VWE men"

LvM

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Strawberry blonde on both collar and cuffs, blonde everywhere else."

Let me guess - you don't take life to seriously, do you Pete..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry blonde on both collar and cuffs, blonde everywhere else.

Let me guess - you don't take life to seriously, do you Pete..?

I don't take this place too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No men

No bi men

No fatties

No fuglies

Other than that. They’re all fair game for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Runs off to check quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Runs off to check quick.

Lick not pick pussy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exceptional

Lol I feel personally attacked, no that I would think you’d be interested anyway, but there is a reason behind putting that cliche phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"

I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "

Yes, using to when it should be too is an instant no for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Runs off to check quick.

Lick not pick pussy!!!!

Epic typo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/10/22 13:57:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting anybody new.

No face pic no reply....both in the same profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our favourites is (people who start verifications with): “well, what can we say..”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of our favourites is (people who start verifications with): “well, what can we say..”

Except WOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or BBC only

not once have I asked for BBF. Outrageous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh practically ALL verifications put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to read a profile. And I’m not falling into that trap again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any reference to Sydney University and threats of court action for violation of privacy....right you are Derek, for the benefit of the jury is this your cock???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to pick pussy.

Heehee

These two.

Nails down a blackboard

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Strawberry blonde on both collar and cuffs, blonde everywhere else.

Let me guess - you don't take life to seriously, do you Pete..?

I don't take this place too seriously."

Fair enough - I can certainly agree on that approach

defo the best way

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"No men

No bi men

No fatties

No fuglies

Other than that. They’re all fair game for me.

Haha! WTF is a fuglie??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No men

No bi men

No fatties

No fuglies

Other than that. They’re all fair game for me.

Haha! WTF is a fuglie?? "

Hey

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Awww... I say He-he all the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No men

No bi men

No fatties

No fuglies

Other than that. They’re all fair game for me.

Haha! WTF is a fuglie?? "

Fucking ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Awww... I say He-he all the time...

May I suggest you stop.

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"

I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously".

Yes, using to when it should be too is an instant no for me too.

Glad you got that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick not pick pussy!!!!

Epic typo. "

Oops and I just reposted without even noticing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick not pick pussy!!!!

Epic typo.

Oops and I just reposted without even noticing!"

I think it still works...

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Awww... I say He-he all the time...

May I suggest you stop. "

How's Ho-ho-ho as a compromise/alternative..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional people wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Damn I've got to re write my whole profile

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Professional people wtf.

Yeah you know - they get paid for being people. The rest of us just being amateures, like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep my way through the site.....765 meets in person in the last 3 weeks.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

Praps that platinum hair/scarlet lippie combo is like white noise in some fellas' minds..? I mean, if I had to guess, like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only attractive people wanted .

Surely that's subjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator"

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sapiosexual (bit dim)

Polysexual (cheating)

Retrosexual (hairy minge)

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Misandrist

No face pic with first message will be deleted.

BBC VWE

Man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.

"Can't wait till tomorrow"

"What a night"

Congratulations you've had sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

I wouldn't go as far as saying thats ridiculous. Thats their sexuality, not who they intend to meet on here. People use fab for different reasons.

Maybe those females are in same sex relationships and only want to swing with males. The point I'm making is that there could be a number of reasons why someome doesn't have female veris or are actively looking for female meets.

It certainly wouldn't be a reason for us to avoid meeting a bi female, that they have no female veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

Even though the feelings not mutual!

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.

"Can't wait till tomorrow"

"What a night"

Congratulations you've had sex. "

Ho-ho-ho! Yes they grit me too. Seen a few if those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.

"Can't wait till tomorrow"

"What a night"

Congratulations you've had sex.

Ho-ho-ho! Yes they grit me too. Seen a few if those

Yeah add ho-ho-ho to my previous list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

Even though the feelings not mutual!"

Fuck me

I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

Even though the feelings not mutual!

Fuck me

I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!

That's kinda what happens when you block someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

Even though the feelings not mutual!

Fuck me

I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!

That's kinda what happens when you block someone. "

Savage like your profile, love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

Even though the feelings not mutual!

Fuck me

I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!

That's kinda what happens when you block someone. "

I wish my dick was as thick as you!

You're NOT on my block list.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ask me anything

I don’t bite, unless you want me to

This is not my first rodeo - I know how this site works

Dom, alpha, nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been here before so I know how it works...

Oh yeah? How does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional people wtf.

Yeah you know - they get paid for being people. The rest of us just being amateures, like...

Thats my thought on it I've been a person for 61 years must be a professional by now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Any phrase where women are referenced as girls .......

Also anyone claiming to be down to earth .... what the fuff does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh practically ALL verifications put me off.

"
same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator

I don't know, I quite like drama freeee

Even though the feelings not mutual!

Fuck me

I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!

That's kinda what happens when you block someone.

I wish my dick was as thick as you!

You're NOT on my block list."

We'll just agree to disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sapiosexual (bit dim)

Polysexual (cheating)

Retrosexual (hairy minge)

Poly is not cheating .

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hung.

Professional.

I'll treat you with respect.

Love to pick pussy.

Genuine single male.

Heehee

Lol

Manners cost nothing!

Looking for fun.

Runs off to check quick.

Lick not pick pussy!!!!

"
lick to pick pussy??

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By *addysSlut13Couple
over a year ago

amlwch

"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

Absolutely this. If I haven’t replied the first 4 times nothing is gonna change the 5th time. I totally think it means you aren't interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.

"Can't wait till tomorrow"

"What a night"

Congratulations you've had sex. "

Yeah . Yuppie … let’s go and collect the burned sticks from the fire work ^^

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

Praps that platinum hair/scarlet lippie combo is like white noise in some fellas' minds..? I mean, if I had to guess, like...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

Absolutely this. If I haven’t replied the first 4 times nothing is gonna change the 5th time. I totally think it means you aren't interested. "
Thank you

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"

I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "

Fill in later and they have one picture of their cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sapiosexual (bit dim)

Polysexual (cheating)

Retrosexual (hairy minge)

Poly is not cheating . "

I know, that one was just a filla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHOUTING

NEGATIVITY

"NOT FUSSY"

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

'Fun'

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

Bulls only

damn think your on the wrong site for beastiality

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Anyone that describes themselves, or is looking for “exceptional”

Profiles where your given a word to to write as header, to prove you’ve read their profile

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Genuine lol wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.

"Can't wait till tomorrow"

"What a night"

Congratulations you've had sex. "

Followed by;

“You know who you are”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Proffesional... Spelled like that

Can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles where your given a word to to write as header, to prove you’ve read their profile

This and the Sydney crap have to be the winners

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fun looking for fun…barf.

And the word discreet, makes me shudder, and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"

I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "

A new drinking game: take a shot every time you read "professional" on a guy's profile bio. You'll be done within an hour

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Play. Playmate.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm here to meet ,not exchange messages .

Heavy cummer .

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Anyone that describes themselves, or is looking for “exceptional”

Profiles where your given a word to to write as header, to prove you’ve read their profile

Oh yeah, that's just bossy right from the get-go. Like, I haven't even met you yet and you're already making me jump through hoops!

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Play. Playmate. "

Really? Oh, I thought 'playmate' was preferred by ladies rather than Fwb..? Not all ladies, I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never messaged anyone who’s profile suggests they only want vwe. I turn away quickly,….I knock all the glasses off the table as I turned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never messaged anyone who’s profile suggests they only want vwe. I turn away quickly,….I knock all the glasses off the table as I turned. "

That'll be the cream.

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Play. Playmate.

Really? Oh, I thought 'playmate' was preferred by ladies rather than Fwb..? Not all ladies, I guess "

It's a term that has different connotations for different people. For us it's something we've always used to describe sexual activities - but equally can see how it can cause distaste for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here before, know how it works".

Yeah, ok.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Hygienic and expect the same

"You're not shy are you" when you don't respond to 3 of their messages

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Hygienic and expect the same

"You're not shy are you" when you don't respond to 3 of their messages

Hate that too ,no I just don't wanna talk to you!

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By *nly the lonelyMan
over a year ago

Ely

I'm straight and won't meet men but will meet TV/TS and CD .

Or I'm bi but won't meet men.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Play. Playmate.

Really? Oh, I thought 'playmate' was preferred by ladies rather than Fwb..? Not all ladies, I guess "

Not this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Bull”

“Hung”

“Breed”

“Mmmmm”

“Been here before so no the score”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never messaged anyone who’s profile suggests they only want vwe. I turn away quickly,….I knock all the glasses off the table as I turned.

That'll be the cream. "

Yes. I’d probably knock that off the top shelf of the fridge too.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Any language that combines violence with sex. Not appealing at all. No, you're not smashing anything in.

People who message with a total lack of self awareness. You know the kind, they have a fantasy in mind and describe it in great detail with a fucked up power dynamic and never once considered if it's actually anything you would like to do.

People with an unhealthy relationship with masculinity. 'Alphas' go here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

Ouch!

It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.

And it's also not easy to find couples that won't just use you for they want and actually consider what you want too. Lots of couples have rules and boundaries that don't always fit with the bisexual woman. And there's nothing wrong with respecting the couples wishes and relationship but it doesn't always work for all involved.

Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profiles that read like they want a face pic and a yes or no and nothing else apart from the fuck they are after otherwise its considered hassle

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Professional people wtf.

It means office monkeys

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

After reading this I realise it's time to leave. It's trying the impossible to meet the above criteria.

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Naughty

...or if you really want to make my teeth itch...

Nawty

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

Ouch!

It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.

Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.

Agreed a million fold

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

A genuine guy who can lick for hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading this I realise it's time to leave. It's trying the impossible to meet the above criteria. "

In the words of Wayne.

“ Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"

I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "

If it's a person's profile page you know straight away wether you're gonna message or not , if you receive a message from a person you don't want to you can ..if you want .. reply, I say if you want as not all people here reply

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

'Live, love, laugh', or whatever the hell it's meant to be. A sure sign of an empty mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long list of

Don'ts

(usually from a female who makes it very clear that she's extremely sought after & out of everyone's league)

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"Up for anything"

"No limits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long list of

Don'ts

(usually from a female who makes it very clear that she's extremely sought after & out of everyone's league) "

This exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I open my mouth

I suffer from foot in mouth disease

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

Ouch!

It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.

Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.

Agreed a million fold "

I don't know how far I'd have to travel to meet a solo woman.

There's a couple locally that are not my type and I don't imagine I'm there's. Most couples I've spoken to have been extremely pushy, and claim the woman to be bi when they're actually asking to be pleasured by a woman and not looking to give in return, which isn't exactly an authentic wlw experience imo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later. Nothing on profile blank silhouette and been on over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional"... Is this a hook up site or a solicitors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later. Nothing on profile blank silhouette and been on over a year."

Yesss haha! This a hundred times yes.

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

Ouch!

It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.

Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.

Agreed a million fold

I don't know how far I'd have to travel to meet a solo woman.

We find this too. Infact some of the worst behaviour we've encountered have been from other couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung only okay then don't wanna throw my chipolata up your close anyway

Black /white only wtf

Picky with 4 million veris

Been here b4 know how it works

Super slutty and need daddy when a 20 year old hahaha

Not going all around the site

Looking for cock any cock then don't reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous

Ouch!

It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.

Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.

Agreed a million fold

I don't know how far I'd have to travel to meet a solo woman.

Unfortunately this is the reason I’m currently not meeting with couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also we've got the impression quite a few times that it's more the guy, who's keen for the 2 women to get it on, perhaps for him to just watch (but he'll probably inch his way in).

It's not ideal when the female in this scenario feels like it's her treat for her guy..

or that what turns her on is not what she's doing but the reaction she's getting from him.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Any reference to Sydney University and threats of court action for violation of privacy....right you are Derek, for the benefit of the jury is this your cock??? "
no mlud there is no sky remote in that pic …. No way is that my cock …. Zzzzzziiiiippp. ….. schlapp…. This mlud is my cock!!!

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"I can fuck for hours" okay cool well I have ADHD so that's my worst nightmare

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

No one should pester you however, I would suggest, if you delete without reading it is a far clearer message than "No reply means no interest".

I am sure if you do that you will get less repeats. Besides, why bother to keep messages from people you are not interested in?

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I know the score

Not here to sleep with everyone

Will fill in later

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By *orny bi sub 82Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

"No men

No bi men

No fatties

No fuglies

Other than that. They’re all fair game for me.

Yeah some people really do like to make their point, don't they?

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By *orny bi sub 82Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I know the score

Not here to sleep with everyone

Will fill in later

#pethates almost meaningless statements on a site like this one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No black no Asian but I have coloured friends.

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By *addysSlut13Couple
over a year ago

amlwch

"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?

No one should pester you however, I would suggest, if you delete without reading it is a far clearer message than "No reply means no interest".

I am sure if you do that you will get less repeats. Besides, why bother to keep messages from people you are not interested in?

I do delete if we’re not interested but some people don’t even take that hint. I blocked a fella cos he kept sending messages I’d delete without reading so he’d send another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Black or Asian guys no offense just are preference. OK and just like that blocked.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Profiles in all caps detailing their extended “Labours of Hercules” in order for them to consider replying to your initial message. Those that have clearly honed their list of acceptable traits to only apply to 5 people in the northern hemisphere… then go on to offer nothing about themselves that you might find attractive, signing off with “fun & chilled couple”

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"No Black or Asian guys no offense just are preference. OK and just like that blocked."

…but mostly these kind of twats^

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We genuinely did see a single guy’s profile who mentioning that his wife doesn’t know before describing himself and am honest, caring, man with integrity - discretion assured

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

“Sorry you can’t send mail to this user”

This person has blocked profiles of your sex/ age/ whatever!

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Profiles which are written in text speak, or just a massive wall of text. Is there such a thing as a punctuation phobia?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Any phrase where women are referenced as girls .......

Also anyone claiming to be down to earth .... what the fuff does that mean?"

I think it's the antonym of professional...or maybe choosy.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"We genuinely did see a single guy’s profile who mentioning that his wife doesn’t know before describing himself and am honest, caring, man with integrity - discretion assured

"
lol awwwww

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I will fill this bit in later. So bloody lazy, it would be better to have a couple of lines than nothing at all

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Professional … work get paid so what’s the big deal?

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a tongue in cheek line about being exceptional in being unexceptional, but it got me a bit of a telling off and a blocking from a Fab member.

Thought best to remove and not invoke any further rollickings

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys."

I've not encountered that one before

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.

I've not encountered that one before "

But one might be their real name.

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By *linky1Couple
over a year ago

Sittingbourne

Guys who have to tell you 20 times how straight they are. Yeah we got it the first time.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.

I've not encountered that one before

But one might be their real name. "

Imagine if neither are their real name? Good lord above what to do.

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.

"Can't wait till tomorrow"

"What a night"

Congratulations you've had sex. "

Oh yes such a bore, although might have done it one or twice

It is a double bore when it is couples singles with a FWB talking about eachother. If everybody here put up a status every time they had sex the servers would get jammed.

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Looking for, or having HWC (as in hung white cock). BBC is one of the most grating terms and for people to use a white equivalent to set them apart says nothing positive to me.

I would add I have nothing against people's preferences, everyone is entitled to their preferences, even race. But how those preferences are expressed can be painful.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Not looking to sleep my way through the site.....765 meets in person in the last 3 weeks."

Still can not understand why people are put off by meets they are the best people in our experience!!!

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"“Sorry you can’t send mail to this user”

This person has blocked profiles of your sex/ age/ whatever! "

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Alpha

Bull

Bbc

420

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

""Only looking for VWE men"

LvM"

The most overused and impossible demand women make on here VWE is about 3% of the male population

So if y

Women ain't a 10 I looks and body type ain't gonna happen.

It's the equivalent of a deaf old man with an average job who drives an old car expecting to pull a supermodel. Just ain't gonna happen

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Having a read through this is incredibly insightful. Is anyone else taking notes for their next profile re-write?

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a read through this is incredibly insightful. Is anyone else taking notes for their next profile re-write?

D x"

No. Thinking learning sign language for my next club visit

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Having a read through this is incredibly insightful. Is anyone else taking notes for their next profile re-write?

D x

No. Thinking learning sign language for my next club visit"

LOL

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Saying they can make every woman squirt...eh no you can't.

Saying they can lick for hours ...boring as hell after a few minutes.

Bull,alpha,dom each to their own but not something I'm interested in.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Club meets only".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Club meets only".......

Behind the bins at Tesco a better alternative

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

""Club meets only".......

Behind the bins at Tesco a better alternative "

Quite possibly, when it's the best part of a 2 hour drive to reach a club....

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Hung only okay then don't wanna throw my chipolata up your close anyway

Black /white only wtf

Picky with 4 million veris

Been here b4 know how it works

Super slutty and need daddy when a 20 year old hahaha

Not going all around the site

Looking for cock any cock then don't reply

So ... You got in touch with a woman who was begging for cock any cock?

My Man!

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Any phrase where women are referenced as girls .......

Also anyone claiming to be down to earth .... what the fuff does that mean?

I think it's the antonym of professional...or maybe choosy. "

Awww

I've got down to earth on my profile. I use it to mean unpretentious, genuine, regular guy. I consider it to be a widely understood term..?

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By *hiskeyCola OP Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

"I used to have a tongue in cheek line about being exceptional in being unexceptional, but it got me a bit of a telling off and a blocking from a Fab member.

Thought best to remove and not invoke any further rollickings"

Yes, one does have to... shall we say 'rein in' one's sarcastic or playful side sometimes for fear of being misconstrued. Specially the written word, where tone of voice obviously cannot be conveyed!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Any phrase where women are referenced as girls .......

Also anyone claiming to be down to earth .... what the fuff does that mean?

I think it's the antonym of professional...or maybe choosy.

Awww

I've got down to earth on my profile. I use it to mean unpretentious, genuine, regular guy. I consider it to be a widely understood term..? "

Genuine... Qi klaxon...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys."

I go by a few names on here.

I'm neither Val, nor Nanna

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.

I go by a few names on here.

I'm neither Val, nor Nanna

I even have a fake real name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds familiar

Lol

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Must be 6'+

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.

I go by a few names on here.

I'm neither Val, nor Nanna

You have a vag. You're allowed

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Alpha, dom, bull, sub, slut... The list goes on

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Must be 6'+

Yep, this one for me too! Then add VWE or something similar

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Genuine, I'm a nice guy, professional...

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"No drama

If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator"

Agreed

Here but esp on dating apps

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Not trying to.sleep my way through fab

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