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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Here's mine

My grandad said the other day, lad you people today depend on technology too much. I responded by calling him a hypocrite and then switched off his life support.

Terrible. your turn !

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My dad died in a concentration camp in 1944.

...fell out of the watchtower.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There's a comedian called Masai Graham who has some of the best dark jokes imaginable. He's won Dave's best joke of the Fringe a few times. He's worth looking up, as he's great.

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"My dad died in a concentration camp in 1944.

...fell out of the watchtower. "

That one is a keeper bahaha

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"There's a comedian called Masai Graham who has some of the best dark jokes imaginable. He's won Dave's best joke of the Fringe a few times. He's worth looking up, as he's great.

Cheers! Shall take a looksie

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Here's mine

My grandad said the other day, lad you people today depend on technology too much. I responded by calling him a hypocrite and then switched off his life support.

Terrible. your turn ! "

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

My grandpa had forty-six confirmed kills in World War 2. Worst technician the Luftwaffe's ever seen.

LvM

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Not a lot of people know this, but Princess Dianna actually had dandruff... The police found her head and shoulders in the glovebox

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The move to shaved vaginas and the fashion for hipster beards means the world has roughly the same amount of hair as before...just on different cunts.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I walked into a library and asked for a book about suicide.

"Fuck off" the librarian said "you won't bring it back"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

And now the "Challenger" jokes.

Why did NASA technicians drink Sprite?

Because they couldn't get seven up.

What have NASA and walrus got on common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't particularly close to my dad when he died.

Which was lucky as he stepped on a landmine.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The girlfriend asked me how was our relationship. I said fine as I've got a goddess in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom .

She said that reminds her to wake her mum and change the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw an advert the other day, was a little Ethiopian boy malnourished, the ad was asking for donations, I felt really sorry for the lad so I donated 20 quid.

Then the ad came on again and my heart dropped, I felt sorry for him but I thought I've given some money and I hope others do the same, then they showed the ad again...and again...and AGAIN... and I just thought OH FUCK OFF, wipe those flys of your face you lazy cunt!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I want to die peacefully like my grandad rather that screaming in terror like the passengers on his aeroplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's hairy and got 5 fingers? A Thalidomides armpit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s blue and fucks grannies?

Hypothermia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the only thing I've actually laughed at all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make your wife scream during sex ?

Phone her up and tell her about it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The move to shaved vaginas and the fashion for hipster beards means the world has roughly the same amount of hair as before...just on different cunts."

I laughed. Very hard n loud.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"And now the "Challenger" jokes.

Why did NASA technicians drink Sprite?

Because they couldn't get seven up.

What have NASA and walrus got on common?

They're both looking for a tight seal."

What does NASA stand for Need another seven astronauts

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I was very proud of my father for capturing enemy positions and rounding up dozens of Germans. We never went without a sunbed in Majorca..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife told me holiday sex is the best.

That wasn't a nice post card to receive.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Met a lovely woman on here for sex. Unfortunately still getting over the death of her husband but a real breath of fresh air nevertheless...we did it in his oxygen tent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends dad is a bus driver and saved the lives of all his passengers.

It was about to go over a cliff when one the passengers talked him out of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now the "Challenger" jokes.

Why did NASA technicians drink Sprite?

Because they couldn't get seven up.

What have NASA and walrus got on common?

They're both looking for a tight seal."

Around this time joke went around

What does NASA stand for Need another seven astronauts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Phil Carr does a great Madeline McCann joke if he thinks the audience is up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Dr shipman will be missed in the prison boxing team especially his lethal jab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Oscar Pistorius, really wanted a new bathroom door. But his girlfriend, was dead against it.

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Some of these are GOLDEN. Thanks !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, “Knock knock,” we’d say, “Who’s there?”

Then she’d say, “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Jesus: ...then they gave me a crown of thorns and whipped me. It was so hot I came twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are great.

But others make me worry for people. I don't know how people can be so insensitive.

Whatever floats your boat I guess.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"My wife told me holiday sex is the best.

That wasn't a nice post card to receive."

WAs her name Shirley, Mr Valentine?

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

If your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"If your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it."

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am suprised this thread is still here. The majority of the "jokes" are vile

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"I am suprised this thread is still here. The majority of the "jokes" are vile "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am suprised this thread is still here. The majority of the "jokes" are vile "

Yep.

I don't mind dark humour if it's actually funny, but most of these are disturbing. Yeah let's all laugh about dead babies and kids being assaulted.

Hilarious.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Jesus

Can people remember that you can't post anything illegal.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Yeah some of them were really sick , breaking site rules never mind forum rules

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