FabSwingers.com forum: Roman emperor for a day

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

You have become Roman emperor for the day. What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to get bathed by a few ladies, while getting fed some white grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make ice cream free and close the Vatican and turn it into an awesome water park with the best water slides in the world.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Orgy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Have some women feed me grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some hot rugged gladiator type to fetch me a mcmuffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awaiting the Monty Python gags

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

To all my female beautiful subjects get down on your knees and pray for caesar

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Orgy in the spa baths

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Welease woger

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

I’m Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, there’s a few people I wouldn’t mind throwing to the lions tbf

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I’m Spartacus

No, I'm Spartacus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a toga orgy party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigus Dickus?

I would build all roads leading to my house

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

But what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?"
pizza

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?"
linguini

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?"

Cunnilingus...fellatio?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?"

Russell Crowe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toga party.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?

Russell Crowe"
he's a fucking aussie

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

Roads

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By *lues travellerMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Secure the southern borders of Germania and allow the savages to the north free play, penned in. Likewise with Caledonia.

Fund research into the Antikytheta mechanism and the possible explosive powers of certain minerals.

Under no account allow Christianity to become the religion of Empire.

Establish a friendly trading relationship with China, including a defence pact against our common enemy, the lawless horse-warriors of the Caucasian and Mongolian steppes.

Place water buckets and a simple sprinkler system throughout the Library of Alexandria.

And after that busy morning, appoint a regent so I could retire to thr Tuscan hills with my beautiful family, my acres of vineyards, olives, and figs, and my trusty wolfhound, Servus.

Oh, and release all my personal sl*ves, offering them instead a good wage.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
Italian architecture, Italian fashion, Italian food, Italian style, Italian language so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex.."

I love your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?

Russell Crowehe's a fucking aussie

He’d be pleased you called him that , he’s a Kiwi

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

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He has got nice hair

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Wonder what happened to my empire

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?

Russell Crowehe's a fucking aussie

He’d be pleased you called him that , he’s a Kiwi "
Oh well same area lol sorry to all kiwis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

He has got nice hair

He so does ! Slightly jealous

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?Italian architecture, Italian fashion, Italian food, Italian style, Italian language so sexy

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ciao!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

He has got nice hair

He does, doesn't he!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Secure the southern borders of Germania and allow the savages to the north free play, penned in. Likewise with Caledonia.

Fund research into the Antikytheta mechanism and the possible explosive powers of certain minerals.

Under no account allow Christianity to become the religion of Empire.

Establish a friendly trading relationship with China, including a defence pact against our common enemy, the lawless horse-warriors of the Caucasian and Mongolian steppes.

Place water buckets and a simple sprinkler system throughout the Library of Alexandria.

And after that busy morning, appoint a regent so I could retire to thr Tuscan hills with my beautiful family, my acres of vineyards, olives, and figs, and my trusty wolfhound, Servus.

Oh, and release all my personal sl*ves, offering them instead a good wage.

Not that you've put any thought into it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

He has got nice hair

He so does ! Slightly jealous "
I like your hair too

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

He has got nice hair

He so does ! Slightly jealous "

Strong beard game, too.

Not quite as fabulous as you,though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

He has got nice hair

He so does ! Slightly jealous

Strong beard game, too.

Not quite as fabulous as you,though

Thank you but

Can’t compete there ! He is so charming with his long hair

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..

I love your hair

He has got nice hair

He so does ! Slightly jealous

Strong beard game, too.

Not quite as fabulous as you,though

Thank you but

Can’t compete there ! He is so charming with his long hair "

He is charming

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

ciao!

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alura

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Drink Gallic wine whilst having my dick sucked by the best girls from the forum brothels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what have the Romans ever done for us?

Russell Crowehe's a fucking aussie

Hey he looked hot as a gladiator. Leave him alone.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well if it was ancient Rome but in modern times.

I would reintroduce the gladiators not the crap TV show.

Colosseums arenas in every major city.

And criminals depending on the severity of the crime would either fight bare Knuckle each other for a knock out for minor offences.

For more serious crime's to the death with either other criminals or well trained gladiators.

For kiddy fiddler's and murderer's they go one on one unarmed against bear's or Tigers.

Banish reality TV or any kind.

And have all influences either thrown in the galleons rowing or put to the sword.

Make social media sites such as Twitter and the likes illegal.

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By *lues travellerMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Also reading the War Commentaries of Caesar,long on death short on sex,my life is dull

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Also reading the War Commentaries of Caesar,long on death short on sex,my life is dull

You got nice hair though

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By *lues travellerMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

I am charming,also a d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abolish sl@very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am charming,also a d*unk."

But you have a beard

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