FabSwingers.com forum: What do men want?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You think that single men on here just want to put there little fellow somewhere warm and wet, but it may not be true. So, ladies care to share what you believe is the main thing men want? Obscure and honest answers welcome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put their little fellow somewhere warm and wet.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The answer will be as varied as the population of men on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curry and a pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and quiet dieting the match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Original recipe Turkey Twizzlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace and quiet dieting the match."

You're dieting the match?

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

"A curry and a pint."

Don't forget the poppadoms

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"To put their little fellow somewhere warm and wet.

Judging by the messages I get, this pretty much covers it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want pepperamis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A curry and a pint.

Don't forget the poppadoms

and a bit of mint sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want pepperamis"

He's a bit of an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want pepperamis

He's a bit of an animal "

You knows it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a better way to say it…… Just to get their dick wet

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"You think that single men on here just want to put there little fellow somewhere warm and wet, but it may not be true. So, ladies care to share what you believe is the main thing men want? Obscure and honest answers welcome... "

No, it's true

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

"Original recipe Turkey Twizzlers "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie Howe to have my babies… no… just me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the younger generation actually want to make conversation and learn about what the lady likes before getting stuck in... I mean that sounds like a lot of effort...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't know what they want from fab. So often what they say and what they mean are different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constructive feedback on my potato air fryer chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the younger generation actually want to make conversation and learn about what the lady likes before getting stuck in... I mean that sounds like a lot of effort..."

You’re joking right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the younger generation actually want to make conversation and learn about what the lady likes before getting stuck in... I mean that sounds like a lot of effort...

You’re joking right

Of course

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I just want to feel normal again

Ooh, and expensive music software... that, I want that, fuck feeling normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want somewhere to put my willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the younger generation actually want to make conversation and learn about what the lady likes before getting stuck in... I mean that sounds like a lot of effort...

You’re joking right

Of course

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To put their little fellow somewhere warm and wet.

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yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a better way to say it…… Just to get their dick wet

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haha good one x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ah, so wanting female companionship is just all lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will happily settle for a cuddle and movie buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, so wanting female companionship is just all lies

Depends if a guy has the 3 p's... pornhub, playstation and PALMela( the 5 fingered girlfriend who lives at the end of your arm? Who need companionship

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By *orny bi sub 82Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I just want to feel normal again

Ooh, and expensive music software... that, I want that, fuck feeling normal."

Yeah I feel ya lol

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By *orny bi sub 82Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

Well, as I've just come out of a gay relationship I'm definitely more interested in something more regular or meaningful x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ah, so wanting female companionship is just all lies

Depends if a guy has the 3 p's... pornhub, playstation and PALMela( the 5 fingered girlfriend who lives at the end of your arm? Who need companionship

Pesky females eh?!

...it's a wonder there's even a need for Fab if you've all got the 3Ps ^^^

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Ah, so wanting female companionship is just all lies

Depends if a guy has the 3 p's... pornhub, playstation and PALMela( the 5 fingered girlfriend who lives at the end of your arm? Who need companionship

Pesky females eh?!

...it's a wonder there's even a need for Fab if you've all got the 3Ps ^^^

I want _mily36c

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, so wanting female companionship is just all lies

Depends if a guy has the 3 p's... pornhub, playstation and PALMela( the 5 fingered girlfriend who lives at the end of your arm? Who need companionship

Pesky females eh?!

...it's a wonder there's even a need for Fab if you've all got the 3Ps ^^^

My playstation broke so I cam back on here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want anything if i do il just take it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Men on here ? Sex.

Men in general. Acceptance, love, value, warmth, air...... maybe air.... and sex.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Lots of cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men on here ? Sex.

Men in general. Acceptance, love, value, warmth, air...... maybe air.... and sex."

I would say air is the most important one out of that list... I would like certain witches to stop stealing my forum ideas

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"This is a better way to say it…… Just to get their dick wet

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and a brew afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uber eats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a better way to say it…… Just to get their dick wet

and a brew afterwards "

To celebrate for a 1 minute job well done!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To watch the moto gp in peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment."

That's called a pocket pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a better way to say it…… Just to get their dick wet

and a brew afterwards "

Sod the brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just want some to wink me on fab.. (he says with a sad puppy face, bottom lip wobbling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want some to wink me on fab.. (he says with a sad puppy face, bottom lip wobbling)"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just want some to wink me on fab.. (he says with a sad puppy face, bottom lip wobbling)

Done

Awww fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think they know what they really want until they find it, same as us women lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I don’t think they know what they really want until they find it, same as us women lol"
this...plus companionship

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Why not ask men what men want?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why not ask men what men want?

...what, and actually communicate?!

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Looking to meet fun people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely lady with a nice big pair of tits

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

A pint and to be left alone. Thanks

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'd be happy with 8 hours sleep.

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By *edangelindisguiseWoman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

A woman with skills.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I want a holiday somewhere cold.

Huskies, reindeer, Northern Lights, Ice Hotel, sparkling, crystalline vistas.

I'm so glad you asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be happy with making a new friend I would get on well .

Many times is more the attention then the sec itself to be honest . . .

And a lot of money . This double pill on old Mac is not cutting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ups the thread is asking what ladies think

I ain’t no lady . Ups . Sorry ^^

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Drinking buddies right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just want sammiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk convo

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Something to Watch on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to popular belief, not all men are the same or want the same

In my opinion excitement would probably cover it

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not ask men what men want?

I don't understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford fiestas and watermelons

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Why not ask men what men want?

I don't understand.

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this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nice hair

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Someone to cuddle me, stroke my hair and tell me it's all going to be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice hair

we do

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Men want nothing in particular but if the day starts and ends with sex a good day was had

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

I want Erling Haaland to fuck off back to Germany and for United to rediscover the joys of winning trophies.

And a proper snog. I love a good snog. A tongues sliding between lips, hands wandering, pulses racing, arousal rising snog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to enjoy sloppy seconds and also going down on a female after sex, really love both, it's a new turn on for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I/ we want to watch a couple play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie."

Women want this too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie.

Women want this too. "

But what do you call a bun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie.

Women want this too.

But what do you call a bun?"

That's a cake.

I take it you just mean a bread roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie.

Women want this too.

But what do you call a bun?

That's a cake.

I take it you just mean a bread roll?

You disgust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie.

Women want this too.

But what do you call a bun?

That's a cake.

I take it you just mean a bread roll?

You disgust me."

You've said this before. Didn't stop you then though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, bacon and egg sarnie.

Women want this too.

But what do you call a bun?

That's a cake.

I take it you just mean a bread roll?

You disgust me.

You've said this before. Didn't stop you then though. "

Being repulsed is a kink of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

You to admire their penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You to admire their penis"

This is true. If it’s in front of their face they can’t ignore it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A croissant with jam in

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A good shag,

A peaceful happy home,

& occasionally to be left alone to do our hobbies or see our buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy figure

Sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full fridge and empty sack

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Full fridge and empty sack "

...sounds more like what Santa

wants at the end of his shift

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A warm wet love glove.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment."

This

But it's a two-way street! I'll provide all of the benefits of a boyfriend without any of the etc.

Call me foolish but I'd like to think there is a win/win here..? Do you not feel that this could be a mutually satisfactory situation..?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

They want to have done done to them, everything that their wives at home refuse to do

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Or the opposite...all the things their wife DOES do.

It's a kind of youth fantasy, even infantilisation sometimes. No bills, picking up the kids from school, taking the bins out, cleaning the bathroom. Reliving their glory days, with the money they never had as twenty-somethings.

But adulthood is responsibility, and sex within that context becomes something richer and infinitely precious.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

There you go OP! Not a single sensible intelligent reply from any women. So we can conclude “they haven’t got a clue” !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now, breakfast. I'll work the rest out later..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment."

Sounds good to me

. Where are these men?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment.

Sounds good to me

. Where are these men? "

Obviously not on here! You should know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment.

Sounds good to me

. Where are these men? "

Far away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only want to be inspired to act on impulse

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Similar to what women want just in a blokes way

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment.

Sounds good to me

. Where are these men?

Obviously not on here! You should know!

Should I?

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

I'd be delighted with snuggling up with a pizza and a film. Of course that's a bit niche but at least the pizza would be over 8" and girthy.

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"All the benefits of a girlfriend , without any of the commitment.

Sounds good to me

. Where are these men? "

Hi Nora

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

I want a laugh bit of fun and if anything happens it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working towards lunch now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want what my dreams want

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire

Failing that, somewhat to sit on my face and read the newspaper to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be a rock star..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Full fat milk, because I'm not on a diet.

Sweetener free drinks, real sugar doesn't cause heartburn.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A woman whose vocabulary doesn't include the word FINE!

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