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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You just actually need a slap?

Or someone to just shout at you?

I feel like I do.

Offers welcome.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A kick up the arse sometimes yeah.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I'd happily slap you. I'm nice like that

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By *herry_BlossomsWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

Yeah but that's just part of my Kink!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally, but no-one else ever knows it...

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Bend over and let me slap your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on then, I’m free this weekend. I have a special offer on slaps, and good talking to’s.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'd happily slap you. I'm nice like that"

I'm now picturing that scene in Airplane! where everyone is queueing up to slap the woman having hysterics, all with a bigger weapon than the last.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Maybe a shake to wake me up....

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Nope

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hmmmm not quite.

I do really feel like some of that primal screaming today though. I’m in a foul mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!

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By *ustus696969Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

I get it quite a lots (male) in hospitality sector (Apart from the slap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!"

By jove? Less of the potty mouth

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!"

You are a raging liability mon frère.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!

By jove? Less of the potty mouth "

Soz n' shit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

No but some other people do

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!

By jove? Less of the potty mouth

Soz n' shit"

Jeepers creepers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!

You are a raging liability mon frère. "

I should have said, it's ta soeur this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You just actually need a slap?

Or someone to just shout at you?

I feel like I do.

Offers welcome."

Or actually tell the truth when you look a mess.!!

Like when hair or makeup or clothes are bad, rather than 'yer fine'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a need every day at 5pm to twat a work colleague

Irritating unsufferable cockwomble!!

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry


"You just actually need a slap?

Or someone to just shout at you?

I feel like I do.

Offers welcome."

Haha! I want to know more about why? What have you done/failed to do..? To answer the question though, I'd say no - I'm pretty good at slapping myself around. By which I mean telling myself off, motivating myself, getting out of a rut, whatever it might be... x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Yes and have loving willing friends who are happy to give me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a kick up the arse sometimes, yes. If that’s what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah but that's just part of my Kink!! "

No pleasure involved thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on then, I’m free this weekend. I have a special offer on slaps, and good talking to’s. "

I'll bring the rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just actually need a slap?

Or someone to just shout at you?

I feel like I do.

Offers welcome.

Or actually tell the truth when you look a mess.!!

Like when hair or makeup or clothes are bad, rather than 'yer fine'. "

Yesss!! What ever happened to plain honesty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!"

I may try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to ask nicely to do that to me. Plenty of others though and not even in a kinky way.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i think i need a slap sometimes,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo.

I wouldn't say no though if I was in the mood for one, but that's with sex not just day to day life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think i need a slap sometimes,,"

I think you do.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i think i do from you x

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"Sometimes. Although I discovered that accidentally slamming the car door on your thumb has the same effect. By jove the adrenaline sorted out the apathy!

You are a raging liability mon frère.

I should have said, it's ta soeur this time."

Did you sellotape your thumb back on with a bit of spit and sawdust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on"

I need an actually physical slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on then, I’m free this weekend. I have a special offer on slaps, and good talking to’s.

I'll bring the rum"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get it quite a lots (male) in hospitality sector (Apart from the slap)"

Is that you, Manuel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wet fish if that helps? Will Post it up to you and you can do it yourself, it'll stink by then too so double good on the comedy slap front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on

I need an actually physical slap. "

Really can't see it as a problem. Allsorts on here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on

I need an actually physical slap.

Really can't see it as a problem. Allsorts on here.."

Yeah but the weird fuckers would get pleasure out if it.

I don't want none of that business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on

I need an actually physical slap.

Really can't see it as a problem. Allsorts on here..

Yeah but the weird fuckers would get pleasure out if it.

I don't want none of that business. "

Fucking hell, you want it all don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on

I need an actually physical slap.

Really can't see it as a problem. Allsorts on here..

Yeah but the weird fuckers would get pleasure out if it.

I don't want none of that business.

Fucking hell, you want it all don't you?"

Proof I'm female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get what you mean OP. Some days I think to myself "what the fuck are you doing soft lad"?

A metaphorical slap in the chops, and then pick myself up and carry on

I need an actually physical slap.

Really can't see it as a problem. Allsorts on here..

Yeah but the weird fuckers would get pleasure out if it.

I don't want none of that business.

Fucking hell, you want it all don't you?

Proof I'm female. "

Could be a cunning ploy, double bluff.

Go to a boxing class and forget to dodge..

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By *ustus696969Couple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I get it quite a lots (male) in hospitality sector (Apart from the slap)

Is that you, Manuel?"

Definitely not just idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You just actually need a slap?

Or someone to just shout at you?

I feel like I do.

Offers welcome."

Yes. Like right now to snap out of it. But sometimes things can get heavy on your shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No......

It's usually the other way round...

I often think "if I could just slap that person, maybe they won't be so bloody thick or nasty" in future....

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