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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are never the bad driver ?

What How comes do you hear/read a lot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How comes when I’m running late, that’s the day the main roads resemble car parks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come when I'm late for something I get stuck at every red light?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come small humans always have boundless energy at bedtime? Even when they’ve been yawning and whinging they’re tired for hours before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come all the old people go shopping during the busiest times of the week, they can go anytime!!!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How comes when I think 'chips' the chippy is always shut .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How comes it's always sunny when I'm in work, and pissing down on my days off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come whenever I nearly finish at work I get a customer that is going to take a long time to resolve call to my line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come the last run of the day is always in the Dark, down a country lane, to a house with a house name either 6inch high behind a bin or bush or flat against the wall hidden in the shadow behind a lamp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come the last run of the day is always in the Dark, down a country lane, to a house with a house name either 6inch high behind a bin or bush or flat against the wall hidden in the shadow behind a lamp?"

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come whenever I nearly finish at work I get a customer that is going to take a long time to resolve call to my line?"

Do you not use the old hello……….hello……….can you hear me………..hello……….trick to end it on time?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"How come when I'm late for something I get stuck at every red light?... "
yes that happens to me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come whenever I nearly finish at work I get a customer that is going to take a long time to resolve call to my line?

Do you not use the old hello……….hello……….can you hear me………..hello……….trick to end it on time? "

Or just accidentally hang up.

Never done that....

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"How come the last run of the day is always in the Dark, down a country lane, to a house with a house name either 6inch high behind a bin or bush or flat against the wall hidden in the shadow behind a lamp?"
you deliver for Asda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how come ........jim"ll fix it is not on telly any more .......what a guy .....does a lot for charity i believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come whenever I nearly finish at work I get a customer that is going to take a long time to resolve call to my line?

Do you not use the old hello……….hello……….can you hear me………..hello……….trick to end it on time? "

Quality control insist I call them back in case of distortion on the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come whenever I nearly finish at work I get a customer that is going to take a long time to resolve call to my line?

Do you not use the old hello……….hello……….can you hear me………..hello……….trick to end it on time?

Quality control insist I call them back in case of distortion on the line"

Oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come bursts out with such enthusiasm is amazing. It's like firing a man from a cannon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How comes when I think 'chips' the chippy is always shut ....... "

I knowww right!

Like when the Chinese is always closed on a Monday, when I really want some.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

How come I can happily doze off on the sofa, yet I stand up to go to bed, and its like someone shot 10,000vols of caffeine into me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come whenever I nearly finish at work I get a customer that is going to take a long time to resolve call to my line?"

Literally about to write that as well

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry


"How come I can happily doze off on the sofa, yet I stand up to go to bed, and its like someone shot 10,000vols of caffeine into me!!! "

This!!!

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