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By *hitney Neil OP Woman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ninja ants.

They hide under the toaster and then carry the crumbs back to the drawer whilst you're looking for the marmalade in the fridge.

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Crumbs! I don't forking know

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Possibly from the bread knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly from the bread knife? "

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Is there any trace of cutlery in the bread bin???

It could be a sordid affair…

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

Now I’m not saying it’s the aliens… but it’s the aliens…

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

... People stood in a doorway having a chat when I need to walk through - fucking move!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

Also why is there always a soup spoon in with the dessert spoons and a fork where the knives should be?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Its down to bad habbits and the cooks reference of nibbles in the kitchen.

The ladys secret stash of nibbles hidden in the kitchen

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

Also why is there always a soup spoon in with the dessert spoons and a fork where the knives should be?"

I’d be having words with the kitchen staff if that was happening.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

Also why is there always a soup spoon in with the dessert spoons and a fork where the knives should be?

I’d be having words with the kitchen staff if that was happening.

Oh don't worry I did. Stood in front of the mirror and gave myself a stern talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they calle a cuttlefish a cuttlefish did you have one of them in your drawers too?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I've never had a lentil on my face

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

Brush the crumbs back into the drawer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

Crumbs in your drawers suggests someone’s been eating in there

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

...or lick it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe your shit at washing up

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

I'd imagine you make toast nearby; the crumbs fall on to the kitchen side and inevitably some will fall in the draw.

If you don't make toast nearby, then the only thing I can think of is that they have somehow escaped the dimension of lost keys, small change and guitar picks, somehow manifesting themselves within your cutlery draw...

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (nr Oxford)

Or.....

Is it a crumb drawer and the cutlery is in the wrong place??!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

...or lick it!"

To be honest i usually rattle it off the counter a couple times

only if it’s not needing a proper wash

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

Brush the crumbs back into the drawer!! "

I’m probably more weird than that, I’ll brush them onto the floor then get the brush and sweep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

...or lick it!

To be honest i usually rattle it off the counter a couple times

only if it’s not needing a proper wash"

We are still talking about the knife here, right?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Possibly from the bread knife?

Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use

Sometimes it just needs a brush off

...or lick it!

To be honest i usually rattle it off the counter a couple times

only if it’s not needing a proper wash

We are still talking about the knife here, right?"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

The mar mites carry them there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder this! It’s so annoying

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over a year ago

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In"

Crumbs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This is a very disturbing thread.

I've noticed that my cutlery draw only has crumbs and assorted dirty items when a guest opens it .......

Bloody spotless before they arrive ..... innit.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer

How do they get in there

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you cut the bread on the worktop and they fall into drawer

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse

True!

But I was actually going to say you can't accidentally marmalade your knob in the fridge door whilst looking for the actual marmalade to put on your toast that you're making in the nude because for once you have the house to yourself.

*not that that's ever happened to me of course........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast in bed = crumbs on your drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mice are stashing it for winter.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Toast in bed = crumbs on your drawers

Why would you be wearing drawers in bed?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Ninja ants.

They hide under the toaster and then carry the crumbs back to the drawer whilst you're looking for the marmalade in the fridge.

Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?

There's no Lady Jam?

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